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Lev Raphael

Lev Raphael

Posted: November 16, 2010 04:12 PM

Confessions of a Book Slut

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For as long as I can remember, I was a monogamous reader. I'd start a book and read it straight through no matter how much time that took. Even if I didn't like it, I was supposed to finish it.

My example was my parents. Not their reading habits, but their marriage, which was often acrimonious, but like the Energizer Bunny, it kept going and going and going.

Or maybe a better model would be a high school production of Mourning Becomes Electra.

College and graduate school didn't change my book monogamy. Even when my reading load was very heavy, I never had a book on the side. That seemed shifty and wrong. Once during my MFA program I had to read Bleak House, The Wings of the Dove and two novels by Iris Murdoch all in one week, but I didn't cheat. I slogged along serially, losing sleep but determined to be faithful. My roommate later claimed I was prone to hysterical laughter that week, but monogamy can make anyone frantic.

Years later, when I was reviewing for a handful of magazines and newspapers and two public radio stations, I still didn't cheat. My motto: One man, one book.

Now I'm a book slut. I can't seem to keep my hands off all the books piled in my study, by my bed, in the den, and sent to me by publishers. I'll try to stay focused but then a new book shows up and I go all Iggy Pop: "You look so good to me...."

This has nothing to do with competition from time spent downloading music, on Facebook or Twitter, texting, or watching the latest Blu-Ray DVD. It's the books that compete with each other. Some months I'm reading as many as five to six books at a time. That means bookmarks, Post-it notes, a pen or pencil, a napkin, a comb, a receipt or whatever else is handy will be poking out from books all around the house.

That also means some weeks I shun the New York Times Book Review. I don't want to hear about another new book in any genre, don't want any book club recommendations, don't want any recommendations from anyone. I don't want to be tempted!

So what's in my book harem right now? John Le Carré's A Small Town in Germany, a biography of "dark and stormy night" Edward Bulwer-Lytton, A Bridge Too Far, A Renegade History of the United States, Sarah Waters's Affinity, a book about Nero and The Great Fire of Rome, and probably one or two others I've mislaid.

But I haven't gotten my mail yet today, so I have no idea what new seduction will be lurking in the box.

 
 
 

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11:50 AM on 11/20/2010
I used to read multiple books at the same time, but quit when I realized I was losing track of the plots, especially when I'd pick up a book and have to start over because it'd been so long since I'd last read it. So now, with each book, I'm in a committed relationship.
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Lev Raphael
Author of "Book Lust!"
11:58 AM on 11/20/2010
That time in graduate school I described above? I was taking three novel courses in addition to my writing workshop and one week I made what I thought was a brilliant point about a character in the book we were discussing in Contemporary British Fiction. Everyone stared at me. I said, "Isn't he in this book?" They shook their heads. "Anybody know what book he's in?" Same response.
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10:26 AM on 11/20/2010
My mother always told me good girls didn't, you know, but the truth is I did. I wasn't faithful to any one book. It's been a wonderful life filled with multiple partners, going from one to the other in a frenzy of bibliorgasic reading spurts. Ah, the life of a book slut!
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Lev Raphael
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11:58 AM on 11/20/2010
Theme song: Donna Summer's "Bad Girls."
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07:20 PM on 11/19/2010
I can't remember not reading more than one book at a time. It's a rare book that grabs me so hard that I don't put it down until I'm finished. So is that sorta beyond a "book slut," and suddenly is some sort of bookworm nymphomania? I rarely have less than 12 books going at one time, but if a book sucks I rarely finish it.
I like that interaction I get from reading many things from different perspectives - sometimes an unexpected juxtapostion can arise from reading so many different things at once. If you study Plato and American pragmatist philosophy at the same time, it is unlikely you'll be drawn into Plato's epistemology of the Forms, that depends entirely on visual information, ignoring the other senses. From the pragmatist's point of view, it's pretty obvious that no one ever farted in Plato's Cave.
01:27 PM on 11/19/2010
I think it us just our age catching up with us, trying to squeeze in all the life experience that we can.
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Lev Raphael
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02:40 PM on 11/19/2010
For me it's getting the "must-finish-book" monkey off my back, but for some it may indeed be aging. Do you think for those people it's only connected to reading?
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09:28 AM on 11/19/2010
On a rare occaison I just can't get through something and I have terrible guilt about it and I promise myself I'll come back to it. Most of the time I do and it's often a good book. You have to be in the right "frame of mind" to read certain books. Sometimes you just don't want to think too much when your reading something like Russian novel with those awful Russian names - my mind will just shut down! I tried reading Nicholas and Alexandra more than once but when I did it has remained one of my favorites. We can't help who we are, I always tell my sons, I could be addicted to alcohol...
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Lev Raphael
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10:56 AM on 11/19/2010
As a reviewer I find that I sometimes hit a book in the wrong frame of mind, too, and don't dismiss it, but put it aside for a second try. I wonder how many other reviewers do that, because I've had some reviews of my own work that don't just sound like the reviewer got out of bed on the wrong foot, but fell out of bed--or was pushed!
09:08 AM on 11/19/2010
I read many books simultaneously. As a professional reader, writer and teacher, I somehow get paid for that ;-).
However, I can recollect only 10-15 books of which I can say that I have established long-term relationships with. This list consists mostly of novels and some poems. I regularly get back to these texts and re-read them. Whenever I do so, I find out something new and astonishing about them - and myself.
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Lev Raphael
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09:26 AM on 11/19/2010
I was just speaking at the University of Michigan at Dearborn tp Masters students about that exact subject: re-reading books and finding new wisdom, new riches in them. For me, it tends to be darker books like Women in Love or The Portrait of a Lady or Gatsby that open up in new ways. And like you, I count myself lucky to have been paid to review books!
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09:30 AM on 11/19/2010
What a great gig!
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Lev Raphael
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03:27 PM on 11/19/2010
I liked book reports back in elementary school--that was my favorite thing to do. Besides stay home, of course, and read in bed.
04:49 AM on 11/19/2010
i was 25 when i realised i didnt have to finish a book - but now at fifty it still seems a crime
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Lev Raphael
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07:27 AM on 11/19/2010
I probably inhaled the "book ethic" in school, too, with the "clean up your desk" and "eat all your lunch" dicta.
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01:48 AM on 11/19/2010
I think an OMG is in order here. I used to be one of those people who not only was a serial book monogamist, but didn't feel right if I didn't read every damn word, cover to cover, including the freaking acknowledgments and the bit about what typeface they used! Thank you for letting me know that becoming a book slut is, ironically, perhaps a sign of maturity.
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Lev Raphael
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09:27 AM on 11/19/2010
You're welcome!
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09:45 PM on 11/18/2010
just finished reading the hippies guide to climbing the corporate ladder. Which was the history of how three flower children used their gifts started their own multi million dollar sporting good's company.
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Lev Raphael
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08:50 PM on 11/18/2010
Oops! I did it again..... Two new books came and I can't keep my hands off of them: "Berlin at War" by Roger Moorhouse and "A Skeptic's Guide to Writers' Houses" by Anne Trubek.......
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06:29 PM on 11/18/2010
Wow, do I relate to this -- right down to avoiding the NYT book review -- and the Kindle makes it worse. Currently, I'm in the middle of Dick Cavett's book, a bio on Cleopatra, a bio on Washington, the only Dennis Lehane book I haven't read, and a self-help thing which promises to make me awesome one minute at a time.
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Lev Raphael
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07:27 PM on 11/18/2010
Yes, don't ebooks make things worse as they make things better? I didn't even mention the books I had on my iPad in various states of completion, though I guess the saving grace is that even if you've downloaded from Nook, Kindle, and iBooks, they'e all in one place.
04:09 PM on 11/17/2010
This is hilarious, and make me wonder if there's a halfway point, say between being monogamous and a book slut. Would that be having an open literary relationship?
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Lev Raphael
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04:12 PM on 11/17/2010
Love it!
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Ellen Hart
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01:58 PM on 11/17/2010
Yes, but am I being non-monogamous if I'm reading a book, listening to a different book in my car,
listening another book on my computer and reading fourth book on my iPad? Yeah, I know what
you're gonna say. I'm a slut. And I like it that way.
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Lev Raphael
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04:13 PM on 11/17/2010
Song cue: "That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh...."
10:52 PM on 11/16/2010
I'm 100% monogamous. Textbooks are just like those beautiful people you see on the streets: you look at them, and go on... Entertaining distraction... My true love is called "novel" and I'm not able to cheat (yet)...
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Lev Raphael
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06:36 AM on 11/17/2010
Maybe it's easier to stay on the straight and narrow path when you're in school! :-)
09:12 PM on 11/16/2010
I'm shocked, Lev. Shocked. Seriously, there are so many good books out there, how can a reader possibly resist the temptation to remain with just one? At the same time, I'm willing to bet that a few special works have captured a spot in your heart. Like your very first, or that "one true love." I'm looking forward to hearing more about this romance!
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Lev Raphael
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10:42 PM on 11/16/2010
Yes, they have. But more than a few! I guess my theme song is "I'm always true to you darling in my fashion....."
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11:56 PM on 12/26/2010
Ha! so you know that lyric too!
When I was a kid of eleven, i heard that lyric as
"Im always true to you Darlin' in my PASSION..."
works for books too...
and always sang Dorothy Shay's 'say that we're sweethearts again' word for word.
A correct word for word, that is!