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02/26/2013 07:31 am ET | Updated Apr 28, 2013

Single Skiing: The Best Chairlift Pick-Up Lines

Valentine's Day may have passed, but there's still time to find love on the slopes this season. What more does a single skier or snowboarder want than to find that special someone who also loves sliding on snow? Knowing that, I can't think of a better place to meet that person than on the chairlift. You are guaranteed a solid 5 to 12 minutes to woo your target, and unlike hitting on someone in a bar, he or she can't escape you (aside from hurling herself off of the chair which would cause serious bodily harm). Yup, you've got 'em cornered and they can't even throw a drink in your face.

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Below I have assembled some of the best chairlift pick up lines I've heard, with the help of a little crowdsourcing from the rest of the Liftopia staff (and interwebs). But I do advise you, use with caution, it is hard to tell what someone really looks like behind their helmet, facemask and goggles. And if you are a lady, remember the age-old ski-town dating adage: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

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Beginner:
  • I wanna be the pizza to your french fries.
  • Don't make me fall for you.
  • Did you just fall through a cloud on the way down from heaven? Or did you just faceplant in some pow?
  • "Watch out, you don't want your scarf to get caught!" [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]
  • Let's go back to your gondola and get down(loaded).

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Intermediate:
  • What is your DIN setting?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ski by you again?
  • Is that a Red Bull in your snow pants or are you just happy to be sharing a lift with me?
  • Nice moguls.
  • Consider this your season pass, can I buy you a drink?

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Expert:
  • Nice rockers, wanna see my top sheet?
  • I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.
  • Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!
  • I won't pull your pass if you duck my rope.
  • I hope you find me under an avalanche because I could use some probing.
And the surefire ski-bum line to get every girl going:
  • I have a job.

What are some of your favorite pick up lines for the chairlift? Share with us in the comments below!

By Kate Christiaanse, Liftopia