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Possible Post-Ungaro Career Moves for Lindsay Lohan

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Following her disastrous collection, Lindsay Lohan has been fired from Emanuel Ungaro. Now that her career in haute couture is derailed, what can our plucky LiLo do next?

* VIP cocktail waitress in Vegas -- if Rachel Uchitel could land a man like Tiger Woods from this job, think about the guy or girl Lindsay could land.
* Molson Beer Girl -- it worked out really well for Pamela Anderson. That said, does it matter that Lindsay isn't from Canada?
* Celebrity personal assistant -- because it would be karmic retribution for treating her own assistants like crap.
* Drug dealer -- cut out the middleman!
* Dancing with the Stars contestant -- seriously, I can't believe she hasn't done this one already. Think how awesome it would be if Maks was her partner.
* DJ -- if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.
* Girl Next Door -- now that the Shannon twins have moved out of the Playboy Mansion, Hef is in the market for some more girlfriends. Lindsay could get her own room!
* John Mayer's New Girlfriend -- doesn't pay, but the publicity can't be beat.
* Body double in Twilight -- simply having her name attached to that film couldn't be a bad idea at this point in her career.

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