Lincee Ray
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Lincee Ray works in the oil and gas business in Houston, Texas. She has been recapping The Bachelor franchise for seven years. In her spare time she enjoys frolicking on the beach in her bikini and drinking Dr Pepper. To read more of her rambling tales, go to www.iHateGreenBeans.com.

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'The Bachelorette' Recap: An Extra 30 Minutes of Monotony

(4) Comments | Posted May 22, 2012 | 1:28 AM

It takes two hours of sequined ball gowns, gratuitous shirtless scenes by the pool, a bipolar pig puppet and handwritten dreams placed inside a magical clock to really appreciate last week's rapidly moving 90-minute premiere. Emily got them in, sized them up and slapped roses on in no...

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'The Bachelorette' Premiere Recap: Emily Maynard Faces Some Awkward First Impressions

(5) Comments | Posted May 15, 2012 | 1:56 AM

In case you didn't know, "Bachelorette" Emily Maynard and her daughter are ready to find love after a devastating courtship with Hotter-Than-Crap Brad Womack. A shimmery gold cocktail dress, the smooth swipe of pink lip gloss and a pep talk with Our Host Chris Harrison is all the dainty girl...

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'The Bachelor' Finale Recap: The Most Controversial Season In The History Of Never

(10) Comments | Posted March 13, 2012 | 5:15 AM

SPOILER ALERT!
It's been a whirlwind 10 weeks as members of 'Bachelor' Nation tried their hardest to keep it under wraps that Ben chose Courtney to be his vineyard bride. Too bad most of us missed the "After the Final Rose" because our DVRs didn't recognize...
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The Bachelor' Recap: Women Tell All in 140 Characters or Less

(2) Comments | Posted March 6, 2012 | 2:21 AM

The "Women Tell All" episode is a right of passage for viewers. ABC insists on making us sit through roughly one hour of B-roll footage we've already seen, 30 minutes of mind-numbing female bickering, 10 minutes of actual entertaining information and 20 minutes of Our Host Chris Harrison casually, yet...

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'The Bachelor' Recap: Week Nine Pop Quiz

(6) Comments | Posted February 28, 2012 | 1:19 AM

Hands down, this season of "The Bachelor" (Mondays at 8 p.m. EST on ABC) rivals that random Prince's season as the most boring in franchise history. The Feb. 27 episode didn't even come close to entertaining. I would call it a distant cousin of mediocre....

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The Bachelor Recap: I'll Take "Most Boring Episode Ever" for $200, Alex

(16) Comments | Posted February 21, 2012 | 12:20 AM

We've put a solid eight weeks into this season of "The Bachelor." Since we were denied any classic shenanigans typically showcased in the ever-popular hometown dates, the least ABC could do is give us more Harrison basking in the romantic glow of the candlelit hotel...

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Discoveries From an Unofficial "Hot Guys on TV" Social Media Poll

(11) Comments | Posted February 17, 2012 | 8:54 AM

From time to time, I check in with my social media followers by conducting an unofficial poll about current television. I feel it's a pretty easy way to keep my finger on the pulse of what's important when it comes to setting aside precious minutes for those shows worthy of...

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'The Bachelor' Recap: Lessons Learned From Week Seven

(18) Comments | Posted February 14, 2012 | 12:19 AM


Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 7 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

I'm so excited that our Bachelor has narrowed down the competition to four women. That means we only have a few more weeks before this brutal season...

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Three Reasons You Should be Watching White Collar

(3) Comments | Posted February 10, 2012 | 1:36 PM

Season three of White Collar recently debuted on the USA network, and once again I have been sucked in to the tales and tribulations of one former white collar crook and his unlikely partnership with an FBI agent. Below are three reasons why you should give this show a shot...

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The Bachelor Recap: The Ups And Downs of Ben's Relationships

(6) Comments | Posted February 7, 2012 | 7:10 AM

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 6 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

It's week six of "The Bachelor" and Ben is convinced that he's completely on target to find true love among the remaining ladies. Sure, that inevitably comes with a few embarrassing moments...

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The Bachelor Recap: Top 6 Memorable Quotes

(7) Comments | Posted January 30, 2012 | 11:45 PM

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 5 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

Buenos días, "Bachelor" fans! Week five finds us in beautiful Puerto Rico where Ben is going above and beyond to prove that he is ready to find love while...

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Is Anyone Still Watching Grey's Anatomy?

(35) Comments | Posted January 29, 2012 | 2:08 PM

I remember the days when Meredith Grey's opening voiceover marked an hour-long journey of medical miracles, snarky banter and at least one hot doctor doing something naughty in an on-call room. Seattle Grace was the place to be on Thursday nights and I embraced the entire hour-long journey. (Except for...

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The Bachelor Recap: A Soundtrack For Ben's Great Outdoors Dating

(3) Comments | Posted January 24, 2012 | 1:57 AM

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 4 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

It's week four of "The Bachelor" and Ben continues to prove that he's about as normal as they come on this train wreck of a show. Although this offers...

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The Bachelor Recap: Top Five Ways to Save an Episode

(19) Comments | Posted January 17, 2012 | 1:03 AM

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 3 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

I began rolling my eyes roughly three minutes into last night's episode of "The Bachelor," fearful that the show was losing steam early into the season. It's week...

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Dust Off Your Thinking Caps: It's Theme Song Trivia Time

(3) Comments | Posted January 12, 2012 | 2:38 PM

New York-based musician Daniel Koren and a group of his artist buddies have been playing together for a couple of years. Known as the Koren Ensemble, they produce original content featuring contemporary music, video and comedy.

Their latest medley is a collaboration of television theme songs. The piece features...

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The Bachelor Recap: Too Early for Episode Two

(21) Comments | Posted January 10, 2012 | 7:31 AM

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 16, Episode 2 of ABC's "The Bachelor."

Several scenes from last night's episode of "The Bachelor" left me scratching my head in confusion. The girls have been suddenly plucked from their Hollywood Hills...

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The Return of Damon Salvatore... Finally!

(14) Comments | Posted January 5, 2012 | 1:54 PM

Oh the bad boy. We love him. We loathe him. And somehow, against our better judgment, he inevitably entices us to love him again. Typically, we find our heart willing to offer him a second or third chance after he turns on that smoldering gaze. He retorts with a snarky...

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Bachelor Recap: One Shot To Make a First Impression

(3) Comments | Posted January 3, 2012 | 9:15 AM

The Bachelor is back people. Our favorite vineyard owner Ben (whom I call Groban) has traded his colorful Henley t-shirts and grey Levis for a presentable back coat, tie and long shaggy locks and he's looking for love!

Competing with 24 other girls is hard work. One must develop...

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Gearing Up for The Bachelor

(3) Comments | Posted December 29, 2011 | 2:19 PM

I've been recapping The Bachelor and obsessing over our host Chris Harrison's blue eyes for more than eight years. Each season when ABC posts the head shots and few facts about the women vying for the love and affection of the latest lucky guy to date 25 ladies, I quickly...

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Top Five Holiday Moments From the 2011 Television Season

(1) Comments | Posted December 22, 2011 | 6:03 PM

Each year, there inevitably comes a time in late December when I'm in my car and I force myself to pause and really appreciate the merry moments from the current holiday season. This tradition typically creeps up on me when I am stuck in unexplainable traffic only to realize that...

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