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Linda Hirshman

Posted: April 28, 2009 10:31 AM

Douthat Watch: Boring New Party

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I hope the New York Times is not counting on Ross Douthat's weekly columns to raise its new media levee against the rising tide. Douthat's maiden effort, "Cheney for President," which appeared without explanation (apprenticeship? coyness?) web-only today, is so boring and dated that it might have come from . . . David Brooks. The core premise -- that the Republican longing for conservative purity would have been thoroughly debunked if only a real conservative had run for President in 2008 -- has been hashed out countless times already. Putting Dick Cheney's name on the suggestion adds nothing to the argument except a prurient frisson. Like speaking the name of Yahweh aloud. Ooh, he said Cheney for President.

The weirdly unrelated discourse on torture adds nothing. Coming out firmly in favor of discussing the problem, Douthat blahs and blahs and blahs without, you know, saying torture is wrong. Like, for instance, premarital sex, which he described with a real distaste nowhere in evidence in the long passage on torture. Maybe the seriousness of the assignment has him a little cowed, and he will turn to more interesting subjects as time passes and before the Times passes.

You have to go meta to see any possibility in this first effort. It's now old metal, but the Republican success rested on three legs:tax cutting, bellicosity and social conservatism. Defining true Republican conservatism as tax cutting and international aggression, and hoping for its defeat would leave what in the Republican Party? Surprise, social conservatism, of exactly the sort Douthat and his co-author were recommending in their book, Grand New Party. So although liberals, too often excessively grateful for a kind word from the right, might welcome the attack on Cheney conservatism, we must always remember the first rule of politics comes directly from the sexist old borscht belt comedian Henny Youngman:

An old friend met Henny on the street. "Henny, how are you? How's your wife?"

Youngman: "Compared to what?"

 
 
 
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11:54 AM on 04/29/2009
Hmmm. Why can't I post here?

Ross Douthat is arguably trying to sell his book
'Grand New Party', which could be how he got the
NYT gig in the first place. David Brooks loved it.
The idea is that the GOP has to discard the idea
of 'crypto-liberal' candidates (like McCain/Romney/
Huckabee) & go 'right' with 'diamond-hard' true
believing purists like Cheney. And in doing so,
they PROBABLY would continue to lose a few,
for a few years, but eventually the electorate will
appreciate the Glorious Truth that they are offering.
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05:45 PM on 04/28/2009
Are we sure he wasn't just trying to be funny, in an extremely dry way?? Call me naive but, I actually thought it was a joke - literally - when I read it.
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06:34 PM on 04/28/2009
Neocons have no sense of humor!
02:13 PM on 04/29/2009
It was meant to be a ironic "thought-experiment", the irony only seems lost on Hirshman.
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05:11 PM on 04/28/2009
I'm sure this will be the first of many Douchehat columns I won't waste my time reading.
05:02 PM on 04/28/2009
I have rarely seen a take on an opinion piece that I consider as wildly wrong as this one. I read Douthat's column and came away with the impression that Cheney isn't a true Republican, or even a conservative at all. By that I mean the campaign would have revealed him for what he is: a demagogue and an authoritarian of the worst kind, with no interest in the democratic process, except to twist it as a means to ultimate power. Douthat was right in saying that Obama would've creamed Cheney in the campaign, as would Clinton (my opinion). He would've been forced to defend his policies on Iraq, and torture, and the public would have seen how cowardly and utterly amoral he is. Sorry, I think you're way off base on this one.
02:55 PM on 04/28/2009
Please Dick run for something, preferably the exit.
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Obama 2012: I'm in ... !
11:45 AM on 04/28/2009
NYTImes doesn't take comments on Douthat's column. I might have written "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha " or something to that effect.

I knew it would be farce, I just had no idea how much so. However I must say: I also wish Cheney had been the Republican nominee in 2008. Would have secured that 60th Senate seat for the Dems.

GloriaFeldt has it right. Ms Hirshamn is fighting an unarmed man.
11:29 AM on 04/28/2009
Douthat is no match for Hirshman. He might as well pack it in now.

And I suggest that the Times take note of the caustic but very accurate cautions herein. Let them try being true to themselves rather than catering to the self-righteous right and maybe they might still be around in a few years.