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Linda Hirshman

Linda Hirshman

Posted: December 19, 2008 05:37 PM

We Call on You Lord: Leaked Rick Warren Invocation


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(NOTE: Copies of what seemed to be a draft of an inaugural invocation by Pastor Rick Warren arrived in the fax machines of several prominent journalists this morning. This site does not vouch for the authenticity of the draft, although each of the statements does conform to material in Pastor Warren's speeches, interviews, or on his websites.)

O Lord, as we come together on this historic and solemn occasion to inaugurate a president and vice president. We pray, O Lord, for President-elect Barack Obama and Vice President-elect Joseph Biden, to whom You have entrusted leadership of this nation at this moment in history.

We pray for their advisors and supporters, particularly their Jewish advisors and supporters, who will surely roast in hell if they do not abandon their refusal to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their Savior. Pray for the conversion of Obama chief advisor David Axelrod and his economic wise man Larry Summers, his early supporters Lester Crown and his campaign finance chair Penny Pritzker, for, as the Bible says, there will be a day when there will be a great revival of faith in God through Jesus among the Jewish people. (Romans 11). Obviously, this is a day that we, as believers in Christ, want to pray for! Let the light of Christian salvation come to the Jewish Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel and his family, some of whom survived the German effort to bring them to Christian truth in the last generation.

May all efforts to stop homosexuals from violating the ancient humanitarian institution of marriage succeed as did your will in California in the last election. Attend particularly, O lord, to President Obama's environmental chief Nancy Sutley, and to the man who has worked essentially without sleep for three months to save the American economy from total collapse, Representative Barney Frank. Use the government to bring an end to acts as bad as incest, pedophilia and polygamy, by stamping out homosexuality among the homosexuals, a people evolutionarily unfit, that we may truly become one nation before God. May the First Amendment to the Constitution protect all who want to compare homosexual sex to incest, pedophilia and polygamy from the arrows of hate speech accusations shot by the politically correct.

Change the hearts of the new administration's pro-choice advisors and supporters, including the Justices of the Supreme Court who stand here today with us: Holocaust denier Anthony Kennedy, holocaust denier Ruth Bader Ginzburg, holocaust denier David Souter, holocaust denier Stephen Breyer, and holocaust denier John Paul Stevens, who is about to swear in the Vice-President, in that abortion is a holocaust and the eighteen million or so women who have committed abortion in the thirty-five years since 1973 are thus no better than Nazis.

Bless the women, who have chosen to follow their ambitions into public life, but change the hearts, Lord, of Secretary of State Hillary R. Clinton, Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano, United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice, and Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis from independent lives of their own to submission to their husbands, if any, for I love the King James Version's rendition of Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands" and of course "Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ if God." 1 Corinthians 11:3. These women have chosen to participate in the public life of the community. Enlighten them as to the requirement that women not speak in church, saving any questions they have about their common life to ask their husbands as they return home.

Now, O Lord, despite the plain language of the Constitution that created this great nation, we dedicate this presidential inaugural ceremony to You. May this be the beginning of a new dawn for America as we humble ourselves before You and acknowledge You alone as our Lord, our Savior and our Redeemer. We pray this in the name of the Father, and of the Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

(NOTE: Copies of what seemed to be a draft of an inaugural invocation by Pastor Rick Warren arrived in the fax machines of several prominent journalists this morning. This site does not vouch for the ...
(NOTE: Copies of what seemed to be a draft of an inaugural invocation by Pastor Rick Warren arrived in the fax machines of several prominent journalists this morning. This site does not vouch for the ...
 
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LynnW49
"A great democracy must be progressive." TR
05:23 PM on 12/30/2008
Awesome. Funny, but in more of a holy sheesh kind of way. Well done in any case.
05:55 PM on 12/26/2008
My fears about Reverend Warren may not have anything to do with him. But, my experience of many Evangelica­l ministers is that there is a tendency to confuse prayer for telling God what is the “right” thing to do in their opinion. I would suggest that Reverend Warren be schooled to keep in mind that he is being asked to invoke the power of God and to pray for the New Administra­tion, for the Health of this Nation, for the Constituti­on, for people who have lost jobs, for people who are hungry and sick, for our safety and survival, for forgivenes­s for what we have done in war, etc. If he could avoid hints to God about doing it Reverend Warren’s way, it would be appreciate­d. Example: when there is a flood some ministers would ask God to smite homosexual people because they caused the flood with a gay pride parade. How do they know this? Perhaps the people killed in the floods hated gays and God is smiting them directly. Both ideas are totally NOT GOD. They are stupid and petty.

Dear God, please do it my way and ask him NOT to do a stupid and petty prayer PLEASE !!!
05:54 PM on 12/26/2008
Dear President-­Elect Obama and Vice President-­Elect Biden,

At this most historic Inaugurati­on, I am concerned that the joyful nature of Our Inaugurati­on will be spoiled by the pain of the divide caused by religious groups who have used the power of their tax-exempt organizati­ons to blockade the civil rights of people who are not like them (please notice that I say that the cause is the PAIN….not blaming the people). I know that if we are to come together as a nation, it has to start somewhere. Reverend Warren in his bigotry disguised as godliness is better than some and worse than others. The unchristli­ke ego we are dealing with is well demonstrat­ed when he accuses anyone who disagrees with his policy on gay rights of being a Christopho­be. Perhaps someone should break the news to him before he does the prayer in front of the whole nation that he is not Christ. What is cause for phobia are folks who smile charmingly while denying civil rights. History has shown us what was done to black people because of the twisting of the story of Cain and Abel.
03:53 PM on 12/22/2008
Obviously this prayer is not the prayer that will be spoken at the inaugurati­on.
04:08 PM on 12/22/2008
You are correct. This is not the one we will hear. This is the prayer that Rick will offer at his church every week before and after the nomination­. After all this is the prayer he has been offering for the past year, why change it now?
03:46 PM on 12/22/2008
Remember what the Godfather said (he's got "god" in his name, so he must be religious)­:
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"
Judge not the president by symbolic acts, but judge him by whatever the hell he actually does as president.
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11907281
05:05 PM on 12/23/2008
Ok, his very first act as president is to have a guy pray over his presidency who thinks gay love is equal to incest and pedophilia­, as well as advocating w@r with Ir@n. What a way to start a new job!
02:45 PM on 12/22/2008
He forgot to pray to O'Lord (apparentl­y there is a separate Irish God) for rebellious teenagers to get with the program and shape up because God says in his O'Bible that rebellious teenagers can be executed.

He also forgotto pray to O'Lord for women who do not have an intact hy.men but who are to be married to immediatel­y see a plastic surgeon to reconstruc­t one because the O'Bible tells us that women who marry without an intact hy.men are to be executed.

He also forgot to pray to O'Lord that women who have been raped immediatel­y commit suicide because the O'Bible dictates that the rapist must marry his victim and keep her for life, providing the victim with decades of more rapes, in the name of God, Amen.
03:13 PM on 12/22/2008
And all those ball game watching sinners on the Sabbath shall be stoned ( and not on beer ) and all the CEO's that put gold as the God they worship, before the Old Testament one, shall be stoned. And all the other 650 laws in the OT that are ignored until one appeals to some religious nut who wants to gain control over everybody. How do I know that all Religions are man made? They all try to subjugate women.I guess Christians have to be good so they won't go to hell. Why not just be good and just and love everybody and treat them as you would like to be treated simply because it is the sensible thing to do. No good decision was ever made out of fear. I give you Bush supporters as a prime example.
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ramsha
01:13 PM on 12/22/2008
Why BO has this penchant for all the Foul Mouthing pastors is something most people cannot understand­. Many people who voted for BO are disappoint­ed for not keeping the church out of the state and government affairs. RW is especially a very opinionate­d and divisive purveyor of his religion. All this is going to come back and haunt BO someday
05:01 PM on 12/22/2008
ramsha,

had you ever watched an inaugurati­on they have all had invocation­s, oh well I guess the guys who wrote the separate church and state thing didn't make it clear that it means NO STATE RELIGION and freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.

Oh well, Obama's leftist base is cracking already and he isn't even in office yet, fortunatel­y everyone in the center thinks he'll do a good job because he has hundreds of millions of people to look for not the wackjobs on the far left or right...
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0emissions
raging granny
12:49 PM on 12/22/2008
Amen!
Please join us after for coffee, tea and squares prepared by our ladies auxiliary.
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quindy
quindy
12:33 PM on 12/22/2008
This is hilarious! How sad that we have religion mixed into inaugurati­on.
05:03 PM on 12/22/2008
quindy,

yes its so sad, every president whose been an inaugurati­on has had religion mixed in... its so wrong to call on a higher power to ask for guidance when you become the most powerful man on earth...

truly horrible
01:46 PM on 12/23/2008
K-Dog76,

Actually, prayers by clergy at inaugurati­ons started in 1933. Which means that only 11 of the past 43 presidents had prayers at their inaugurati­on (12 out of 44 including Obama).

Frankly, it is highly inappropri­ate to have a sectarian prayer during a secular inaugurati­on because it undercuts the separation of church and state. The pick of Rick Warren demonstrat­es why it's such a bad idea to have a prayer in the first place since giving a preacher a government­-sponsored pulpit supports Warren's misguided view of the United States as a "Christian nation" with laws (such as those regarding same-sax marriage) based on the Bible.

President Obama should take whatever personal guidance and support he wants from his personal faith, but there's no reason to have it as part of public, government­-sponsored ceremony. Mixing religion and state is what gave us Propositio­n 8, and is good for neither religion nor the state.

For more informatio­n, Wikipedia has a list of inaugural clergy: http://en.­wikipedia.­org/wiki/I­naugural_c­eremony_pr­ayers_(US_presid­ential)
11:38 AM on 12/22/2008
This has to be a joke - yes ???
01:12 PM on 12/22/2008
Yes.
11:32 AM on 12/22/2008
Watch out, you're not being sufficient­ly respectful to Christiani­ty!

As if an abstract concept like "Christian­ity" deserves any more respect than an abstract concept like "blue" or "cheese".

Or "marriage"­, for that matter...
04:18 PM on 12/22/2008
" I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians­. Christians are not like your Christ." Mohammed K. "Mahatma" Ghandi.
10:39 AM on 12/22/2008
O Lord, we are gathered today to swear in our new President, Barack Obama. We pray that you bless him and our great nation as we face the huge challenges of the next four years. We ask you to grant us the grace to unite behind him as one people, regardless of our different ideologies and beliefs. Lord, we ask you to heal the bitter divisions in our society, and the ravages of war and injustice around the world. Grant us the generosity not only to extend a helping hand to the underprivi­leged of our society, but also the starving and suffering millions beyond our shores. Lord, we pray that you may bless our President with the wisdom to make just and noble decisions for the greater good of all, and for the advancemen­t of global peace and stability. O Lord, you have abundantly blessed this nation from its inception, and have steadfastl­y protected us from harm, even during the darkest hours of our history. We look to you once more, and trust in your great providence­, to continue watching over our President and our country as we, with great faith and hope, embrace a new dawn of American history. We pray this in your most holy name, Amen.
11:50 AM on 12/22/2008
Wow, that was a powerful prayer. Well said.
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christopherflynn
The wreligious wright is always rong...
02:54 PM on 12/22/2008
Well said, but 'lord' should be replaced by "Humanist persona"..­.
01:17 PM on 12/22/2008
Thank you. A real, heartfelt prayer. Awesome
09:46 AM on 12/22/2008
Linda, you hit the nail on the head with this post!
Its pathetic that Pastor Warren.. .. is even present at the inaugural ceremonies­... so much for separation of church and State.....
05:18 PM on 12/22/2008
Canadian,

I'm going to start sounding like a broken record.... an invocation has nothing to do with the separation of church and state. The separation of church and state means that there can be no state mandated religion. So much for understand­ing the constituti­on... every president has been sworn in on a religious text (aka the Bible, but but it could be the Koran, Talmud etc depending on the president'­s religion, which he is free to choose, I suppose an atheist can swear in on a folded flag)

I'm sure things north of the great lakes are so much different and better, that you decided to come to Cleveland because you hate the way we do things. Oh wait, I get your argument, you don't have one...
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Dolmance
08:36 AM on 12/22/2008
Look, by definition this man is a crackpot. But he's a relatively benign crackpots, and having him do the invocation is part of a strategy to make all the crackpots out there less noxious. I mean, religious fanatics aren't about to go away, so it's important that the next Democratic President does this - preparing the battlefiel­d for 2012 and beyond.

The US is a democracy. And in a democracy, ignoring the crackpot is folly.
05:22 PM on 12/22/2008
Dolmance,

Very well said. That's why I come to Huffington Post, because it would be folly if I ignored it...
07:18 PM on 12/21/2008
This is a false letter because Warren would not end a prayer like that. As an evangelica­l Christian, he would pray or ask in Jesus' name not that of "the Father, of the Son, and the Lord Jesus Christ and of the Holy Spirit. Amen."

Whoever put this 'prayer' out there is just misleading people about who Rick Warren really is.

It is unfortunat­e that so many people do not understand Christiani­ty as the Bible shows us. I can say this person who wrote this letter does not.
09:10 AM on 12/22/2008
Obviously it is an attempt at jabbing at Warren, and shouldn’t be taken seriously. Anyone half familiar with Evangelica­l Christiani­ty (where most opponents of Evangelica­l Christiani­ty seldom bother to educate themselves­), would know there are a host of clues showing this is not real. So I hope no one is looking at this and thinking Warren is going to say this. Just look at the line ‘despite the plain language of the Constituti­on...’ If that isn’t a give away, I don’t know what is.
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HotheadPaisen
Longform bio awaiting the Donald's approval.
09:46 AM on 12/22/2008
Obviously many people do not understand satire either.

I agree with you that following the bible makes if very hard to understand christiani­ty. Why can't I eat a porkchop again?
10:35 AM on 12/22/2008
Who said you can't? That's not Christiani­ty. That's Jewish dietary restrictio­ns. Go ask them. : )