In a stunning turn of events, Senator Clinton has assassinated her own soul, in the hotly-contested race for the Democratic candidacy.
The annihilation of her soul, which had been suspected for months, was formally complete after the Senator made this comment to the editorial board of South Dakota's Sioux Falls Argus-Leader: "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it."
The campaign denies that she was making any kind of dark insinuation about the safety of her rival Senator Obama. But insiders say Mrs. Clinton decided to throw out her last scrap of soul because, as they put it, "it was getting in her way". One insider describes it likes this: "Hill's a fighter. No man is expected to have a soul and get anywhere. She was keeping that last little bit just for old times' sake. For Chelsea maybe. Do you really want someone who has to stare down Ahmadinejad to have a soul?"
A superdelegate who is supporting Clinton, and who asked to remain anonymous, agreed that souls have been damning the Democratic party for decades. "Look, let's get real here. Souls cause you to reflect, to ponder, to think before you speak, to let us get all Swift-Boated and suffocated by our own sense of putrid decency. How's that working for us? It's not. Now that Hillary's soul is totally gone, we can get down to some real full-on ass-kicking."
Sources say she received spiritual counseling on soul-extermination by the former top Bush adviser Karl Rove. While Senator Clinton has apologized, staffers say that the words of contrition are not evidence of left-over soul. "Nah, it's gone. She just has to say "I'm Sorry". And doesn't she look fabulous without her soul? I mean, I know I'm not supposed to talk about how she looks, but she's glowing!"
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She's sending out a message to the KKK. If only we lived in the Middle-east, where suicide bombers would line up to do what their leaders want of them. She pandered to the racist vote, this is just a step further in that direction.
Hillary Clinton has shown everyone her true colors for years. What exactly is the shocker here? Hillary as President is a huge step backwards for America and ultimately the woman's movement. Hillary is not qualified to be a human being never mind the President after the show she has put on during this primary season. Her performance has been pathetic and that comes from a sense of entitlement she has acquired over the years from all the yes men who have sucked up to her over the years. It is painfully obvious that there is no difference between the supporters of Bush and the supporters of Clinton, both camps are blind, arrogant and greedy who refuse to acknowledge the truth about the one they put on the pedestal.
Just sent this to dnc.orgean@dnc.org
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Dear Governor Dean -
Hillary Clinton has just done more to put Barack Obama at risk of an assasin's bullet than all the wackos on the web.
Everybody knows that when you broadcast a lethal idea like this, it works its way into the brains of the unstable.
And everybody who follows the race knows that Barack already has a much tighter Secret Service detail than either Hillary or McCain.
While I certainly won't impugn hateful motives to her, she could not poasibly have said anything more irresponsible - and potentially more harmful. Surely she owes Barack and his family and honest and forthright apology - and it is past time for her to stop her destructive, divisive campaign.
As chairman of the DNC, you must speak out courageously - and all the supers must make their feelings known by declaring their commitment now - to force her out of the race.
Sincerely,
I can only conclude (after two hours of calming myself), that she had the shroud of self-delusion stripped away by someone with whom she placed trust... at least enough to actually listen... and then went totally and certifiably psycho. The calm exterior must be an act.
No sane, rational person would EVER plant that suggestion into the American psyche. To do so in an overtly transparent manner, suggests a pathology that is darker than demented, twisted or bent... it must be truly evil on a level that most all of us will never experience ourselves.
Evil is not a word I use except on very rare occasion. If evil has an object lesson, Clinton's dark and demented behavior is it. She knows and understands American history. No spin will deny that reality. Her excuses border on the pathetically absurd.
The unbridled lust for power that leads to this implanted suggestion of death for her opponent, is the most disgusting thing I have been forced to witness in a very long while. She is not worthy of consideration for public office... even the one she currently claims.
STOP HER!!! She needs professional help. NOW!
I have read many times on this post that she was delusional but I never believe it. But now I know that you guys are right. She has been campaigning too much. I am speechless.
I grow more and more disgusted by her campaign as days go by.
Keith Olberman will have a "Special Comment" on this whole matter on MSNBC's "Countdown" tonight.
I've filled a bowl with popcorn.
Desiderata,
Thanks for giving me a laugh!
THE SUPPORTER FORGOT ONE THING BUSH HAS NO SOUL AND LOOK WHERE HE HAS US.
This was no slip up. This was an escalation of the rhetoric that began last week.
Even if she wanted to mention RFK what was her rational for mentioning the assassination?
She has no shame and should quit now, or be kicked out by the super dels.
No Decency
No Boundaries
No Scruples
No Morals
No Chance...
fedupcitizen, straight and to the point!!
fedupcitizen, once again ^5!! .
I like this poster....
"What then profits a man (or woman) to gain all the world, but lose his (or her) immortal soul?"__Jesus
She is beneath contempt. It couldn't be more obvious what she was trying to say.
Hopefully, this will put to rest all the misguided notions that she should be Obama's running mate.
I don't care what anyone says. She is sending out a message to Obama. Why would you she speak about Bobby Kennedy's assassination in June? This is so creepy! Why couldn't she just reference her husband as she has done before.
There is nothing funny about what Hillary said today. She has no sense of decency. How could anyone support her after this comment. She is an embarrassment.
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