More

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Posted April 19, 2009 | 05:20 PM (EST)

Texas For Sale on eBay


2009-04-19-texas2.jpg Is Chuck Norris a gift with purchase?


The great state of Texas is for sale. All proceeds will go towards paying off the national debt of the United States of America. Must sell before she secedes! You'll receive the whole state including all sports teams. Historic sites include the Alamo, Lyndon Johnson's boyhood home, Bishop's Palace, and so many more. Think of the income opportunities. The state is also plentiful in both hunting and fishing sites. As an added benefit you can make all your friends real, Texas Rangers. How about that!

What will they do if the Sultan of Brunei buys it?


Lisa Derrick is La Figa at Firedoglake.com

 
 
  • Comments
  • 4
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Comments are closed for this entry
View All
Recency  | 
Popularity
photo
HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
pikaomega
Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
10:57 AM on 04/19/2009
Not a bad price, but the S&H charges are a killer.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
mommadona
I paint. I blog. Therefore, I am.
11:01 PM on 04/18/2009
But, wait! There's more!

It's a feudal lord's dream!

1) 49th in teacher pay
2) 1st in the percentage of people over 25 without a high school diploma
3) 41st in high school graduation rate
4) 46th in SAT scores
5) 1st in percentage of uninsured children
6) 1st in percentage of population uninsured
7) 1st in percentage of non-elderly uninsured
8) 3rd in percentage of people living below the poverty level
9) 49th in average Women Infant and Children benefit payments
10) 1st in teenage birth rate
11) 50th in average credit scores for loan applicants
12) 1st in air pollution emissions
13) 1st in volume of volatile organic compounds released into the air
14) 1st in amount of toxic chemicals released into water
15) 1st in amount of recognized cancer-causing carcinogens released into air
16) 1st in amount of carbon dioxide emissions
17) 50th in homeowners' insurance affordability
18) 50th in percentage of voting age population that votes
19) 1st in annual number of executions

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-moore/whats-left-of-texas_b_188033.html
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
03:44 AM on 04/19/2009
You don't suppose that there might be a connection between Item 1- 49th in teacher pay and items 2,3, and 4? Just wondering.
10:51 PM on 04/18/2009
Don't tell them W lives there... oups