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The Florida Shuffle

Posted: 07/24/2012 7:46 am

Big news in research: Changes in gait may be a signal that the brain is on its way to Alzheimer's disease. Gait? Suddenly, years of my mother's nagging commands swarmed in my head. "Stand up straight!" she'd yell. "Don't drag your feet."

William Thies, the chief medical and scientific officer for the Alzheimer's Association, concluded: "If gait begins to deteriorate, we begin to have a conversation about how is your memory." (Read the article: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/17/health/research/signs-of-cognitive-decline-and-alzheimers-are-seen-in-gait.html?pagewanted=all)

Reading about gait brings to mind Pompano Beach, Florida, the central landing pad for snowbirds. A snowbird, for those unfamiliar with the migration patterns of retired adults of the United States, is someone who gets into their car with all their belongings clipped on a pre-fab hanging rod suspended above the back seat and drives south for the winter. Usually with one blinker flashing.

Pompano Beach is marked by high-rise apartment buildings that look like they're constructed of cement Legos, decorated inside with plaques etched with Resident Rules of Conduct, a list to rival the Magna Carta. No bare feet permitted. No swim wear in the lobby. No food, no smoking, no no no. The residents are rule-obsessed people living active lives, moving at the speed of glaciers. Gin rummy, talent shows, holiday parties, sugar-free ice cream socials. It's like summer camp, only slower.

My grandparents were snowbirds. They had a one-bedroom apartment with two doors to the hall. The front door was for guests. The back door was for taking out the garbage. They kept the heavy drapes drawn to minimize fading of their furniture. The sofa, where I slept, was encased in plastic. To this day, I like the smell of polyurethane.

One winter my mother and I traveled to Florida together. The weather was cool. My grandparents picked us up at the airport wearing matching parkas and took us directly to their favorite restaurant for lunch. "Soup!" My grandmother told the hostess. Her feet scuffed along the floor. My grandfather walked as if moving through peanut butter. In his hand, he gripped the coupon for soup. Both of them dragged their feet as if their shoes were magnetically attracted to the floor.

My mother and I had just one sweater and one pair of closed-toe shoes between us. We headed out to the mall to buy some long sleeve shirts. Crossing the street in Pompano Beach is like a slow-motion relay race. The chiming pedestrian signal prompts walkers to continue while those who've arrived at the other side cheer those still shuffling toward the curb. "Come on, Milton! Run! You're almost there!" When a door opened onto the sidewalk, my mother pushed me inside. It was an old-fashioned beauty salon. "Let's get a haircut," my mother whispered. "It'll give us a chance to warm up." She asked the receptionist how long a permanent wave takes. Then she pointed at me.

Hours later, with my hair coiffed like a Carol Channing wig, we returned to the apartment building where an ambulance was parked, doors open, in the driveway. "What happened?" my mother asked the elderly couple in the lobby. They wore matching orthopedic shoes, huge rubber blocks with thick Velcro straps. It's no wonder no one down here can walk, I thought. "It's Mr. Roland on 14," the man answered. "He didn't look well." My mother eyeballed me and mouthed: Straighten up!

Forty years later I wonder, has my gait changed? I am the same age as the Alzheimer's study participants. I decided to spruce up my own gait. I plant each foot with purpose. My son said, "You look like a clydesdale." I shrugged and straightened up: "This is how I roll."

 
 
 

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Big news in research: Changes in gait may be a signal that the brain is on its way to Alzheimer's disease. Gait? Suddenly, years of my mother's nagging commands swarmed in my head. "Stand up straight!...
Big news in research: Changes in gait may be a signal that the brain is on its way to Alzheimer's disease. Gait? Suddenly, years of my mother's nagging commands swarmed in my head. "Stand up straight!...
 
 
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07:24 AM on 07/25/2012
This is the most important work, I have ever completed. Please help me make this link below go viral. Please add it to twitter, Facebook, your web site and place it on other websites in comments sections. If this can become viral, this will definitely have a huge impact on Alzheimer’s perception.

http://youtu.be/oXKO1Qr5qf0

Thanks for your support,

Michael Ellenbogen
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Aaron
Resisting slavery since 1965
11:56 PM on 07/24/2012
....Once Cuba opens up to economic development, there will be even greater economic expansion, which will spread across the Caribbean from South Florida. I'd like to see the southern part of the state secede from the tyranny of Tallahassee, and the Old South ideas which continue to retard development in the region.

Unfortunately provincial views of Florida continue to persist into the 21st century, mostly perpetuated by images in popular media and TV shows. Or by those who have only visited as tourists, folks who generally who have no deeper understanding of South Florida, it's history or cultural influences, outdated and narrow views similar to those I see reflected in this piece.
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Aaron
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11:56 PM on 07/24/2012
As someone whose grandparents bought a condominium on the beach in Pompano Beach back in the 70s, I can relate to this, and found it humorous. But this is also a perception of South Florida that is decades out of date, an image that harkens back to the 1950s and really began to fade in the 70s.

I grew up there and South Florida is certainly one of the fastest-growing and most cosmopolitan areas in the Southeast US, it is the hub of the Caribbean and draws people from around the globe making it one of the most eclectic and culturally diverse regions in the United States. While it may not have the equivalent population, it is certainly comparable to places like Southern California and New York City in many ways.

One of the things that holds southern Florida back is the control which northern Florida exerts through the Legislature in Tallahassee. South Florida is the economic engine for the state, revenue derived from the area between Orlando and Miami provides the economic support and drivers for the rest of the state....
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10:00 PM on 07/24/2012
Another thing to "watch for" in Florida are the drivers. You are in the left lane, next to a left turn lane, one of the Florida retirees in the right lane wants to turn left. They turn left, across your lane and the left turn lane. If your reflexes are too slow, fender bender.
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bmitche
06:12 PM on 07/24/2012
Apparently that is what Billy Joel means in the Piano Man when he says "The Regular Crowd Shuffles In."
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LindaK9975
05:06 PM on 07/24/2012
There are many reasons for a change in gait. One that often goes unidentified and untreated is normal pressure hydrocephalus.
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Joni Halvorson
Bonne chance.
11:23 PM on 07/24/2012
Absolutely, timely. My neighbor was diagnosed two weeks ago after some falls as well.
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congilio
04:33 PM on 07/24/2012
Florida is filled with x New Yorkers and others from east and north and the cubans and mexicans who filtered in also. Ther is now work there for blue coller workers and what is there pays to low, the housing is to high and the beaches are filthy. The law is absurd there and heresy is the rule of law in tht state, the old saying go to Floria on vacation then get probation and finally pen time is the rule they live by. The rich there are the stingiest people in the world they think they are going to take it with them when they die because their god is monetary only. I know lived there and drugs are prevalent in the society of the rich and also the poor. Yet they willpay a superintendent of schools an outrageous salary, low pay for teachers though. The state depends on two forms of economy vacationers, and pens. Thats a rap on Florida so go if you want, hopefully I will never see that h hole again in my lifetime.
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Aaron
Resisting slavery since 1965
11:25 PM on 07/24/2012
Obviously you've never been to Florida, or your relying on the things you see on television. The Florida described in this piece is one that if it ever existed, dates back to the 1950s, though some of these images would've been valid into the 1970s, but it little resembles the Florida of today.

I know because my grandparents bought a condo in on Pompano Beach in the early 70s, and I grew up in Florida. There are many valid criticisms of the state and South Florida in particular, many of which I've made myself for decades, but South Florida is also a major Urban and cosmopolitan area which draws people from around the world, certainly on par with California and New York in many ways, anybody who denies that simply doesn't know Florida.
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ModerateCentrist
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04:01 PM on 07/24/2012
My son said, "You look like a clydesdale." I shrugged and straightened up: "This is how I roll."

LOL!!!! i guess i find that so funny because i'm a transplant to FL - and she is totally spot-on :)
06:01 PM on 07/28/2012
So glad you liked the piece! My memories of visiting Florida are so good I can't help but smile with I think of Pompano Beach. Enjoy!
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April Pells
12:56 PM on 07/24/2012
Gait is so critical to health and nearly no one knows it. Thank you.
05:59 PM on 07/28/2012
Isn't it interesting that we know so little about what our gait can tell us about our own health! Thanks for reading.
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April Pells
09:06 PM on 07/28/2012
Absolutely!  And thank you for bringing more light to this topic. 
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Mrald
Not to decide....is to decide.
12:19 PM on 07/24/2012
If you were trying for a comedy routine...you got it.
03:25 PM on 08/03/2012
I was. Thank you!