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Lisa Kirchner

Posted: September 16, 2010 11:28 AM

Lady Gaga and the Death of Sex

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Lady Gaga is the death of sex? I bow to the Gaga machine, but the headline from this week's Sunday Times (excerpted here) gives her too much credit. The piece itself reads more like Camille Paglia -- despite her preference for women -- doesn't find pop's hottest diva attractive. "Gaga isn't sexy at all," she writes. I'm straight and don't happen to agree with that assessment, so I took a quick survey of my male friends, young and old, straight and gay. Turns out, they don't find her sexy either, although 85 percent of them would bang her. Whew, sexual attraction-as-unusual lives on. What this scathing article does do well (besides the brilliant writing) is illustrate a generational divide.

Just as Paglia's hero Madonna was the natural extension of a generation that grew up with the super heroines of DC comics, all short-shorts and pillowy cleavage, Lady Gaga embodies the anime characters who provided the wallpaper for her contemporaries, all big eyes and mechanized enhancements. Paglia complains that Gaga is "like a gangly marionette or plasticised android," when I'd say that's exactly the look she's after.

In her 1990 classic New York Times piece about "Justify My Love," Paglia was my hero for " target="_hplink">calling Madonna a feminist for busting through sexual stereotypes. But now I have to wonder if she's seen the "Paparazzi" video. This isn't a musician playing around with sexual taboos, this is a woman who takes polyamory for granted. The reason Gaga is worthy of the "avant-garde artist" title Paglia so easily bestowed upon the Material Girl back then is this: Stefani Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga, has turned her entire life into a performance art spectacle. Criticize her all you want for carefully scripting her every public appearance, you gotta give the Lady credit. I can barely be bothered to brush my hair before leaving the house.

The interesting thing here is how in that same piece, Paglia suggests that artists don't owe it to the world to stand up for liberal causes. The same is no less true now, and can be applied to ideas of what is and isn't sexy. Paglia may be consumed with sex and/or signs of its waning, but Gaga's kinda over the whole thing. In fact, she's admitted as much.

Gaga was recently quoted as saying she was giving up sex because during the act she could feel her creativity being sapped out through her vagina. Maybe that was a joke, maybe that was dead serious. What difference does it make? It's not Gaga's job to teach us morals and sexuality. She's taken it upon herself only to make us look. If she's gotten your attention, job done. Her songs always have elements of hooking up at clubs and navigating relationships. On that level you could say, nothing to see here.

The worst is when Paglia laments the fans. She writes:

Generation Gaga doesn't identify with powerful vocal styles because their own voices have atrophied: they communicate mutely via a constant stream of atomised, telegraphic text messages. Gaga's flat affect doesn't bother them because they're not attuned to facial expressions.

Please. Just because text messaging has eclipsed her, I hardly think that this technology is going to do more to re-wire the human brain than any other gadgetry. This jab has undertones of walking to school uphill in the snow both ways, of course they only knew how to communicate back in the writer's day. Not.

We will continue to be neurotic creatures obsessed with food, shelter and sex. Until we all die and another generation comes along, bemoaning the quaint times of Generation Gaga, and proving we're still having sex.

 

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Lady Gaga is the death of sex? I bow to the Gaga machine, but the headline from this week's Sunday Times (excerpted here) gives her too much credit. The piece itself reads more like Camille Paglia -- ...
Lady Gaga is the death of sex? I bow to the Gaga machine, but the headline from this week's Sunday Times (excerpted here) gives her too much credit. The piece itself reads more like Camille Paglia -- ...
 
 
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Lisa Kirchner
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10:40 AM on 09/24/2010
OK my peoples, this too, is a most worthy commentary... How Lady Gaga writes a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93zIeUrJrTg
10:30 AM on 09/20/2010
Corporatized culture. The only reason this person gets attention is that, culturally, there's nothing out there worthy of attention. So Tyrannical Bigcorp USA props up this artless cardboard cutout and demands that we worship it. And lots of the zombies do.
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02:01 AM on 09/20/2010
"Criticize her all you want for carefully scripting her every public appearance, you gotta give the Lady credit."

For being a completely derivative, unoriginal, manufactured product?

Absolutely, all the credit she deserves.
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12:43 PM on 09/19/2010
Lisa, there's a line from a Bootsy Collin's song that goes "what you gonna do when the novelty wears off of your style". That line applies to any act then and now. Madonna came up with the reinvention of her persona over the decades and for Gaga, what will she do when all the costumes have been exhausted, the fan base grown older and weary and the latest generational pop star idol becomes the new hero on the dance chart? Is longevity her game or is it get it while I can? And as far as your survey goes with guys on her sexiness, it is two different things on sexiness versus getting banged. Ask them would they bang Danielle Staub and see what the response will be. Lady Gaga is a product, honed and crafted no differently than Disney's Miley Cyrus who was marketed for pre-teen girls and now she is attempting to distance herself from that pristine image with her burgeoning sexuality as she nears her eighteenth birthday that will make it legal for your guys to elicit their carnal desires upon her. Gaga will have an expiration date on her if it hasn't started already and in the end, she will have to figure out if the price she paid to be on the par of Madonna was worth whatever personal demons she is hiding. Will she ever be Stefani again, the one who was the real artist and not the image?
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Nicole Wisen
08:48 PM on 09/18/2010
i've always loved madonna's music, and i was OBSESSED with gaga's music when she first started out and perez hilton was promoting her as if it was his job. but now all three of these people creep me out. i'm anything but a prude, but gaga takes it way too far. her antics are usually just ways to get attention. if she was making big statements on the state of the world today, i would admire and respect her. but the only reason she does everything she does is shameless self promotion. she doesnt care who she defends or how much she degrades herself (being covered in raw meat- having the feeling of dead animal on your privates- it doesnt get sicker that that and i'm not even vegetarian)... she cares about the gays, but you have to admit, they're a huge part of her demographic. perez is gay, and if he doesnt like a celebrity, he can do a lot of damage. him promoting her and her promoting his cause seems like give and take. i'm not even catholic or even christian and her rape/sodomy/upside down cross on the vag/swallowing the rosary/bloody sacred heart stuff in alejandro was just in bad taste. the problem is- she doesnt do any of that for any purpose other than making more money and being the most successful. i dont want to be one of the people who help make that happen. sorry gaga. no longer a fan.
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mikeodd
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04:07 PM on 09/18/2010
Gaga gets more out of her voice than many who have better range and her facial expressions are actually hilariously animated. Getting hung up on sexuality misses the point by discounting the Gaga's twisted sense of humor, which is self-effacing at times.Paglia only fast-tracks her descent into irrelevancy by not paying attention and fixating on the lazy Madonna comparison.
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Balzac
01:39 AM on 09/18/2010
Gaga is somewhat lacking in sexual passion lately. Her sexiest video I've seen is just some kind of amateur video shoot without any budget, before she had become quite as self-conscious as she is now. She's getting frisky with other young women on a piano, using another girl bent-over as her keyboard stand.

I think a lot of women suffer from being too cognitive about sex and not getting enough of it. It's because there is a lack of men who can uphold a conversation well enough to be a respectable date, and then also be capable of relating on instinct when it matters most. Too much mental noise kills intimacy and spontaneity.

Also, there is the lack of discretion. Men who seek to take a woman's social status after sex are the problem. Having sex for its own sake is worthwhile, but using sex as a means of social ascent is what inhibits trust. Too many douche-bags with cameras, who like to gossip just like girls - they are causing almost as much sexual inhibition as sexually transmitted diseases.

Men who do this should be exiled by self-respecting women, and there should be retaliation against those who make keepsakes and then publicize them to degrade the woman in question.
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Nicole Wisen
08:37 PM on 09/18/2010
i completely agree. believe it or not, the last two paragraphs are a huge problem worldwide now. i dont know where it started, but it's spread faster than aids. even in pakistan- you would be surprised how more often than not, the guy turns out to be a douche-bag, having secretly saved pictures and videos to blackmail girls or just to show off to friends. not to mention the endless gossip sites that just keep popping up. they're a huge problem on american campuses all the way to pakistan. it must have started small, but thanks to the tv show gossip girl, its a worldwide phenomena. girls should find ways to stay away from it all, but they get so absorbed into it all, as if it's their job to be talked about as pieces of meat that are highly desirable. its considered an honour to top the hot slut list that these creepy guys make. this is what the world has come to. i'm so glad i was done with school by the time facebook was a new thing.
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Balzac
06:00 PM on 09/19/2010
The long term relationship usually requires a somewhat traditional sense of dignity in regards to sexual history which is on the public record. This is not always the case.
09:45 PM on 09/17/2010
The generational difference is that Lady Gaga has no musical ability or talent whatsoever. Her vocals are entirely the product of digital signal processing and Autotune --- in other words, she cannot sing at all. Her piano playing appears that of a poor first-year piano student. Only a musically illiterate generation could make this poseur a star.

So, Lady Gaga runs around in her underwear and outlandish outfits and pretends to be an artist. The young lack music education or taste and labor under the delusion that rhythmic profane and misogynist verbalization equals music.

Female musicians did not used to dress like strippers and prostitutes and unlike Gaga and the rest of her ilk, could actually read and write music and possessed vocal and instrumental talent and ability. Barbara Streisand, Joni Mitchell, Judy Collins, Carole King, Aimee Mann --- compared to these women, Lady Gaga is a complete devolution, another sign of decay in the decaying empire, another talentless poseur who is famous for being famous.
04:22 AM on 09/18/2010
Life musta really been somethin' back in the Roaring 20s.
07:19 AM on 09/18/2010
Gaga has a big voice, songwriting skill and major piano chops. It was Madonna who was talentless, except at selling herself.
05:30 PM on 09/18/2010
Madonna talentless? GMAB. Madonna has more talent than Gaga could ever hope to possess and I actually like Gaga.
09:03 PM on 09/17/2010
Lady gaga's over it? Why the pout and thumb in the mouth on the cover of GQ magazine, and legs spread inside?

That aside - has anyone actually read the full Paglia article (not just the free excerpt on the Times website?) She bemoans the lack of authenticity more than anything. And she's right:

Listen to 'Girl Next Door' by Darin and compare it to Just Dance; then 'Calling You' by Kat de Luna and compare it to Poker Face. Both were written by RedOne before he met Lady gaga. Bad Romance: beat from Ballnation by DJ Dean, melody from 'Fly Project' by Lumea Mea and 'Lick It' by Roula, special mention goes to Rasputin by Boney M.

The clothes are all chosen by Matthew Williams and Nicola Formichetti. And pieces of personas of artists past: Nina Hagen, Wendy O Williams, Grace Jones, Jana Sterbak. Then it's packed up and sold as Halloween costumes and T-shirts on her website. She's just inked a perfume deal. How very Britney.

They've cut and pasted an outsider non-conformist persona to capitalise on the cash of vulnerable people who identify. It's manufactured pop marketed to an untapped market. Paglia called her a confected copycat. Paglia was right.
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Nicole Wisen
08:53 PM on 09/18/2010
agreed. when she first came out, i loved her music because it was catchy and it pumps you up for dancing/working out. and its trendy. its not new. i dont get how people say that she's original. alejandro was like watching madonna:like a prayer 2.0. obviously it's much more provocative- it has to be in 2010. nothing gaga does is of any substance. its just to make her rich and famous. if those two things were my biggest aspirations, i would hold her as an icon or an inspiration, but i dont. lust for greed, money, and power- its as old as time. nothing new to see here. nothing she does surprises me, and if it does (like letting raw meat touch your vajayjay), its not very admirable.
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normathumb
04:02 PM on 09/17/2010
It is all so much meaningless sugarcoated pop confection. Madonna/Lady Gaga - you might as well be debating the aesthetics of happy meal toys. There is no there there. The marketing is all the same. The jingles, the clothing and cosmetic lines, the three movie package deal, the "Oops, no underwear" tabloid photos. All about the money and absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.
Next.
Bring me another pop tart, please, with a little more juice this time.
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Nicole Wisen
01:06 AM on 09/19/2010
couldnt have said it better myself.
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Deborah Foster
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02:07 PM on 09/17/2010
Awesome, I was censored. I'll try again. Why on earth is Paglia a hero?
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Deborah Foster
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03:43 PM on 09/17/2010
As I suspected...crickets....
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Deborah Foster
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01:39 PM on 09/17/2010
Paglia was never really the voice of anyone but herself. I found her whole original works a yawn, and this critique equally banal. Gaga and Madonna are two peas in a pod. I don't find either of them compelling, although I like Gaga's politics.
11:13 AM on 09/17/2010
Paglia has lampooned Madonna long ago. Madonna herself doesn't care much for Paglia. I also find it annoying when Gaga fans have to trash Madonna to make Gaga look good.

I like Gaga alright but the hype is a bit much. She hasn't proven herself just yet. I would like to see if she can put out a Like A Prayer or Ray of Light type album ( or for that matter Erotica!!!).

Paglia is just Paglia- never happy anymore. She loves Madonna. Hates Madonna. Hates Gaga. Next she will love Gaga only to hate her again then find love for her after that.
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12:51 AM on 09/19/2010
Can we just agree that Madonna's main talent was media manipulation?
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shoshannah
11:12 AM on 09/17/2010
I sure hope Paglia isn't inferring that Madonna is the one with a "powerful vocal style" because if so, she needs to immediately have the wax removed from her hears. Musically there is absolutely no comparison between Madonna and Gaga (as in the former is a musical cipher and the latter a genuine and prodigious talent). The rest is fundamentally fluff. If Paglia insists on writing ciriticism, she should make a point of learning something about the subject she critiques. (And incidentally, I'm straight but I think Gaga has one of the most spectacular bodies I've ever seen on a woman.)
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Deborah Foster
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01:40 PM on 09/17/2010
One of my male friends defined her body as "the Perfect Ideal"
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scholasticus
I don't have to believe your "-ism".
03:45 PM on 09/17/2010
Stefani is just an average looking young woman from Brooklyn. There are thousands of them in her borough alone.
05:35 PM on 09/18/2010
Actually Madonna has a very good voice. Youtube her "Sooner or Later" at the Oscars performance. I have always liked Madonna's voice very much. She is a medium voiced singer who can interpret the heck out of a song with her emotional voice.

And please, Lady Gaga the genuine and prodigious talent? Hyperbole much?

Madonna was just named as the 16th Greatest Artist of all time ( top ranked female) from a survey of hundreds of musicians. Her fellow musicians ranked her that high for a reason- her talent.
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12:50 AM on 09/19/2010
Madonna should have a good singing voice, she has been working at it for thirty years. Also, who were these musicians, and were they being ironic?
11:11 AM on 09/17/2010
any healthy hetero guy who does not find Lady Gaga 'sexy' needs to find the pics of her starting out as a long-haired brunette at some outdoor stage in probably Brooklyn, before all the 'fashion' costumes, and reconsider...

heard all the hype about her and Beyonce's prison video, finally saw it, and I suppose for some that might have been pretty racy but it was kinda tame...different strokes.

I really like Camille Paglia as well, even have one of her books, but the generational ageism/conservatism applies. Is she a Republican yet?
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Nicole Wisen
09:01 PM on 09/18/2010
i agree, she was gorgeous before as a brunette. but you have to admit, what she is now is more puzzling and (whats that word for sickening and intriguing at the same time?)
and like carrie finds out with mr. big at one point, men like women who arent so "complicated". if carrie can be too complicated for men, lady gaga is outta the ball park.