Sarah Palin's Mad Libs

Remember the old Mad Libs game? Where you insert adjectives, verbs and nouns throughout a normal story to make it goofy?

Some clever adviser in the McCain-Palin camp seems to have used the Mad Libs model to train Sarah Palin for her interviews. "It doesn't matter what you say, Governor, just use these words," was the apparent advice. "Say 'em over and over! No matter how much you're asked for 'specifics'. You'll do just fine."

What better, easier way to cram for the job of VP? May we present:

The Official Sarah Palin Mad Libs Generator

Directions: Use any or all of the following in every interview:

Verbs:

- Second-guess
- Leading
- Taking shots
- Hesitate; didn't
- Blink; didn't

Nouns:

- Maverick
- Executive
- Track record
- Moose
- Fannie
- Freddie
- Resume; not someone's big, fat

Adjectives:

- Good
- Evil
- Multi-faceted
- Comprehensive
- Heck of a
- Ready

Interjections / other:

- Certainly
- For sure
- Darn it!
- Oh, gosh!

Just insert where appropriate, while smiling unblinkingly. You, too, could be a VP candidate! Or at least sound like one.

Comments

[solutionrong]

If I can do better than this, does it mean I can be only half heart beat away from the presidency?