Thanks for the good photo and your reserved compliments. I am not aware of any more errors in my columns for the Post than are made routinely by everyone writing 90 lines a day. Maybe you just think I made a lot of errors because I am the only...

Here is an excerpt from Liz Smith's The Mother Book: A Compendium of Trivia and Grandeur Concerning Mothers, Motherhood and Maternity' originally posted at wowOwow.com.

Mother's Day has long been in the top ten, third from the top, as the year's Sunday services go.
--Minister's wife

I was...