"I DON'T believe the absurd rumors that Katie Holmes "auditioned" to be Mrs. Cruise, or that their marriage was nothing more than a contract. I've interviewed Tom Cruise many times over the past decade, and he strikes me as a guy who loves being in love, He also loves being in control--that's what happens when you've been a movie star for nearly three decades."
That's Jess Cagle, the managing editor of Entertainment Weekly, in his latest Editor's Note. Jess thinks "the true tale of TomKat probably isn't that interesting." Mr. Cagle would probably also like his publication to be the first to snare Mr. Cruise for a post-Katie interview.
"Blackmail Earth" is much more frightening than any vampire thriller. The heroine is a female version of weatherman Evans and she analyzes weather like the scientist she is. She is even on the president's council on the geo-engineering to combat warming oceans. Her adventures include a sudden-love-at-first-sight passion for an upstate New York dairy farmer that involves her with a witches coven and a serial killer. She also travels to the Maldives Islands which are being eaten away by rising waters and Islamic terrorists.
Some of the plotting leads far afield. But then there is the stuff about seeding the atmosphere with sulfate (as happens in volcanic explosions) which threatens a new Ice Age on top of a drought that has already emptied New York's reservoirs. This latter part seems all too likely and is scientifically horrifying.
And Mr. Evans knows his ecological weather well enough not to scare the hell out of us in his novel. Cooling the ocean by dumping it full of iron oxide, indeed! But he does remind us that the volcanic eruption in Tambora in 1815 caused crops to fail and created snowfall in June and July. The entire world suffered then. Mr. Evans also amusingly knows his network types all
too well. There is even an old-time newsman involved who is described as a combination of Morley Safer, Mike Wallace and Peter Jennings.
Read "Blackmail Earth" (Tor Books) if you are a fool for weather and/or environmental disaster theories. And try answering the author's question: Is it conceited for mankind to even think that it could actually alter the planet's climate or can this be a reality?
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The play stars Arash Mokhtar as Coriolanus, Corey Triplett as Brutus and Sara Oliva as Sicinius. (Brutus is usually played by an older man, but Mr. Triplett is quite young, and Sicinius is a male character. Director Clancy has revised more than the ancient Roman era, obviously!) Call 212-873-9050. Remember, this is a parking lot. Bring water, a fan and an umbrella, just in case.
2 cups flour
1 tsp. salt
2 TB baking powder
6 or 7 TB of butter (I like salt butter)
2/3 to ¾ cup milk
Sift the flour, salt and baking powder. Cut the butter into it using a pastry blender or knives until the butter is in tiny pieces. This recipe will not work in a Cuisinart--the whole point of biscuits (or shortcake) is that they have to be flaky and the only way you get things flaky is by leaving the butter in tiny little bits. Add the milk and blend.
Roll out on a floured board, cut with a small juice glass into biscuit rounds and bake on a baking sheet at 450 until done, about 8-10 minutes.
This makes about 8 biscuits, which is barely enough for 2 people in my opinion.