A while back, we over at Shoot The Messenger did a little bio of Dr. Laura pre "N"-word rant. It gives a little historical context to her messages of tolerance.

I had to turn off the television yesterday because the creepy Nike ad featuring Tiger and his Dad's beyond the grave wisdom made me feel dirtier than an RNC expense account.

So I joined the legions of others who tweeted about how thoroughly creeped out they were by it when...

February 2003

I was sitting in my office at MTV in Los Angeles, wondering when the fallout of September 11th would finally end. Now there were many types of fallout, but to those of us who made our living as political satirists, questioning our government was still an unwelcome...

If we could run our cars and heat our homes on stupidity, Michael Steele could power the world.

The RNC chairbot claims his job is to bring true conservatives back to the party while trying not to alienate the 21 people, er percent who still identify as Republican.

So far,...

Oh what to do.

You're a lowly CIA interrogator taking the fall because you are at the bottom of the food Cheney.
Turns out, all those "new" and "legal" enhanced techniques you got from the White House way back when, you know, the ones that didn't work the first...

The only "Storm Gathering" as far as we can tell is a shitstorm of intolerance gathered by the latest fearmongers over at The National Organization for Marriage.

They are running a multi-million dollar ad to warn people about the dangers of gay marriage.
In this response to their claims,...

Recently, Value-dictorian of the House of Representatives Michele Bachmann eloquently summarized our economic fears with her statement "We're running out of rich people!"

It's the phrase we have all been grappling for to encapsulate our feeling about this crisis but just couldn't find the words.

Now Americans all over...

As "Mints" and "Commemorators" of the mail order world flood the marketplace with President-elect Obama keepsakes, the Joe Biden plate is surprisingly getting little attention.
Order yours now.

As we know, Sarah Palin is sequestered somewhere with some dubious "coaches," a few 6th grade history books and a Trivial Pursuit game to bring her up to speed on, oh everything for the Veep debate. How do ya suppose it's going?

Tracie Egan, and Moe Tkacik, two writers from Jezebel.com were invited to appear on my show, Thinking and Drinking.

Their work on Jezebel has made them role models for young women everywhere. After reading their posts to prepare for the interview, I wanted to have...

So I am looking for some freelance work, writing or producing to make some cash so I can keep funding Wake Up World, my Off-Broadway theater show.

I decide to peruse the listings over at Mediabistro and happened upon this actual job listing.

I post it without comment.

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The Exxon gas pump has just been added to the endangered species list; on the brink of extinction as their 2200 stations will disappear in the face of rampant regulatory sprawl.

Watch this video and help us raise awareness.

While John McCain has laid out his wonderful vision for the world in 2013, I had to ask, but what about 2014?

It too is full of magical things we could only dream of, but President John McCain will take these dreams and make them a reality...

So Hillary claims she is the candidate ready for the presidency on "Day One."

Well, it got me thinking, what if I were to go back through the calendar and see what she did after day one of her senatancy.

On Day 1 of her senatancy she took an oath...

The foundation of Christianity is being shaken again!
AND A WEEK BEFORE EASTER NO LESS.

This time it was by a huge chocolate statue of Jesus, sculpted as he hung on the cross. It was supposed to go on display Palm Sunday, in midtown Manhattan, but because the...

WTFJ is an acronym that stands for "Where's The Fucking Joke".
It is a question comics ask each other when watching someone who purports to be funny blather about on stage with swagger and attitude but no jokes.

So now I ask, "Hey Coulter, WTFJ"?
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Poor Michele Bachmann.

It seems our eager cub congressgirl gave an interview using info from her "Hello Kitty Kookoo Congressional Notebook Full of Cool Secret Stuff Only She Knows."

Yes chockful of Bachmanniacal insights, Michele made this "Not even Cheney is this fucking nuts" statement about Iran's plans for...

John Howard ripped the curtain back on the 2008 presidential elections and gave us some valuable information that should wake-up this country.

In his interview with no fewer than 9 press cameras rolling, Australian Prime Minister John Howard warned the American electorate, "If I were running al-Qaeda in Iraq,...

Now stop all this Dougie Feith bashing you fact obsessed bullies!

Dougie cleared up a lot of stuff for us today in his Washington Post interview.

For one thing, he emphasized the inspector general's conclusion that his actions, described in the report as "inappropriate," were not unlawful.

And...

If you need anymore proof that meth can totally destroy your brain, look no further than Teddy Rumpskin Haggart.

Apparently it allows you to believe you can go from 3 years of paying a gay prostitute for er, um whatever it is gay prostitutes do, to believing that after 3...