So Jenna Bush's 25 years on this earth have been so rich with experience and wisdom, she is going to write a book.
What will she call this enlightening tome?
"The Jen of Iniquity"
Or how about
"Drinking Out Loud"
Or maybe something more literary like, "Jenna Karenina"
And what life experiences we can expect her to regale us with?
Here's a rough outline-
Chapter 1: Public Service -
I was first served publicly at a bar in Austin Texas. I don't see why people claim public service is so great. I had my driver's license suspended AND my fake ID taken away.
Chapter 2: Giving Back -
SEE PUBLIC SERVICE
Chapter 3: The Environment -
I live in the ozone and would never go to the Green Zone.
Chapter 4: Having a Twin Sister -
Barbara and I are Fraternal twins and yet how unfair is it we couldn't join a fraternity.
Chapter 5: Our Speech At The Republican National Convention -
Some guy named Rich Little wrote it for us
Chapter 6: Being Asked To Leave Argentina -
Barbara and I are used to being asked to leave. At least they didn't fine us or make us do community service.
Chapter 7: On Growing Up with George as a Dad -
I am my father's daughter...
THE END: Not!
It should be noted these are suggestions off the top of my head. Please add your own; because with a life this fulfilled, it is hard to remember ALL the meaningful stories in the inspiring life of Jenna Bush.
