So I am looking for some freelance work, writing or producing to make some cash so I can keep funding Wake Up World, my Off-Broadway theater show.
I decide to peruse the listings over at Mediabistro and happened upon this actual job listing.
I post it without comment.

Someone clever enough to save all the memos & e-mails, and to write a few that would then get some revealing replies.
Someone who could then, in a year or two, go public with all of it -- and help further prove to the world what Fox really is. (Not that anyone isn't fully aware of it already, of course. But don't forget the big splash McCLennan's made by putting in writing what everyone already "knew" about the Iraq-war deceit campaign; the impact Greenspan had when he put in writing what everyone already "knew" about why we were in Iraq in the first place; etcetc)
The resulting book would almost certainly be a best-seller, and the author would be instantly both rich (or at least very well off), and jumped a couple orders of magnitude in employability.
If I were 15 years younger, I'd apply myself.
Anyone out there listening?
It's almost as if Fox News think "facts" are something to be made up, instead of something to be discovered.
Oh, wait....
I had no idea facts could just be written - created out of thin air. Let's try it...
Keith Olberman is the love child of Barbara Walter and Ted Kennedy.
Whoa, that was easy. How long before that ends up scrolling along the screen at Fox... Maybe I should apply...
(P.S. I suspect what you don't like about Fox is the focus of their reporting.)