Lloyd Garver has written and produced television shows ranging from "Sesame Street" to "The Bob Newhart Show:" to "Family Ties" to "Home Improvement" to "Frasier." He has written columns for the Opinion page of cbsnews.com, "The Kansas City Kansan," "The Denver Post," "The Santa Monica Daily Press," "The San Francisco Examiner," Crawford Texas' "The Lone Star Iconoclast," and "The Jewish Journal." He swears that he has never written a column while on steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs. All right, once he took some Human Growth Hormone, but it gave him gas.

Blog Entries by Lloyd Garver

Virtual Rejection

Posted July 9, 2009 | 06:19 PM (EST)


For the past couple of months, I've been feeling a great deal of shame and embarrassment. Now it's gotten too difficult for me to hold those feelings inside, so I'm going to spill my guts: a woman on Facebook unfriended me.

You've all heard of Facebook and its brothers and...

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A Straight-Shooting Pastor

47 Comments | Posted July 2, 2009 | 10:09 PM (EST)


Whenever I write a column about guns, I get at least a few responses from people who don't call me names, who use proper grammar, and present their arguments in a reasonable manner. So when I heard that a pastor in Louisville, Kentucky had a "Bring Your Gun To Church...

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Obama's Smokescreen

3 Comments | Posted June 25, 2009 | 09:30 PM (EST)


What's the biggest secret that the President and his Administration tried to keep from us? Was it about health care? Did it deal with foreign-policy? Was it where he hides the key to the front door at Camp David? No, it's about whether the President still smokes cigarettes.

The other...

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Obama's Food Problem

1 Comments | Posted June 19, 2009 | 12:20 AM (EST)


It's been over a month since President Obama and Vice President Biden snuck out from the White House to have some burgers for lunch. However, we haven't heard the last word about this controversial act. It has been pushed off the front page because the headlines have been hogged by...

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Iran Election

Posted June 15, 2009 | 05:11 PM (EST)


Some people keep insisting that an American-style democracy can be developed anywhere in the world, including the Mideast. Up until this weekend, they were encouraged
by the fact that Iran was having a presidential election. Now that the election is over, the party in power has declared that...

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Even Crooks Are Depressed

4 Comments | Posted June 12, 2009 | 03:04 PM (EST)


You may think that crime has gone up in these dark economic times when more and more people are out of work and fewer and fewer people have money. That hasn't been the case.

Generally speaking, most types of crime have declined nationally during the past year. There are many...

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Hummers To The Rescue?

Posted June 5, 2009 | 05:19 PM (EST)


If I heard that someone had actually bought a Hummer in this day and age, I'd consider that big news. So when I heard that someone actually bought the entire company, the Hummer brand, I considered it enormous news. No, it wasn't bought by the great Hummer-lover Governor Schwarzenegger. As...

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An Inventive Nation

Posted May 30, 2009 | 03:55 PM (EST)


If necessity is the mother of invention, a bad economy is invention's annoying, but motivating brother-in-law. During the Great Depression, all kinds of important things were invented including the electric shaver, penicillin, and Monopoly. The 30s also spawned the first laundromat, baby food, and nylon stockings. The car radio came...

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California For Sale

Posted May 21, 2009 | 07:56 PM (EST)



The fact that California is in bad shape financially does not make it unique. What makes it unique is Governor Schwarzenegger's suggestion to help get California back on its sandaled feet. He recently proposed that the state sell off some of its most famous properties: San Quentin Prison,...

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Too Much Information

2 Comments | Posted May 15, 2009 | 06:25 PM (EST)


The good news about living in the Information Age is that just about everybody can express what is on his or her mind. In other eras, only writers wrote. Not today. Anybody can self-publish a book, send an email to someone thousands of miles away, or write a blog about...

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Barbie Gone Wild?

Posted May 8, 2009 | 03:35 PM (EST)



I've been so distracted by minor but flashy news stories this year like the NCAA Finals, the nation's finances, and the new Obama administration, I missed the big story of 2009: to help celebrate Barbie's 50th birthday, Mattel came out with "Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie." She comes with...

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The Name Game

3 Comments | Posted April 24, 2009 | 06:56 PM (EST)


We all know people who have unusual names. Some of them are intended to be "cute," like Justin Thyme or Madison S. Garden. You might wince when you hear names like these, but others might think they're clever. Whether someone has a "good" name is subjective. You can't legislate this...

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Words From The Afterlife

1 Comments | Posted April 16, 2009 | 10:46 PM (EST)


I know it's not the same as toiling in the mines, but writing is hard work. That's why it's so impressive to me when someone is prolific. Thriller novelist Robert Ludlum, author of "The Bourne Identity," among others, is an example. He has written countless books depicting intricate conspiracies, some...

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Posted April 9, 2009 | 10:48 AM (EST)


The University of Oklahoma's Courtney Paris recently became the first four time All-American in women's college basketball history. That's right, she played for four years, and she was an All-American every year. She also set some 18 records while playing basketball for Oklahoma. However, she will probably be remembered for...

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The Queen And I

Posted April 2, 2009 | 05:19 PM (EST)


President and Michelle Obama recently visited the Queen of England in Buckingham Palace. Although the event obviously took place in England, for me it was yet another "only in America" event. In what other country could Michelle and Barack Obama come from where they were born and raised and end...

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"Colbert Report" Report

Posted March 31, 2009 | 07:22 PM (EST)


NASA, the often maligned, sometimes forgotten space agency, has a galaxy-sized headache. To try to get more people interested in space exploration, NASA sponsored an online contest in which people could vote on a name for a new room to be added to the International Space Station. The choices on...

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Free Trip To Rome - If You Have Surgery?

Posted March 19, 2009 | 07:41 PM (EST)


I was half-reading a book and half-watching TV the other day, when I thought I heard someone on TV advertising a "colonoscopy sweepstakes." I assumed that either I had heard wrong or it was a spoof on sweepstakes contests, so I put my book down to find out. It was...

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Keep The "Paper" In Newspapers

Posted March 17, 2009 | 02:38 PM (EST)


The good old-fashioned American newspaper is dropping like the proverbial fly that we used to swat with it. "The Seattle Post-Intelligencer" is the latest. Before that, the "Rocky Mountain News" printed its final edition. In April, the print edition of the "Christian Science Monitor" will no longer be published daily,...

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When Breastfeeding's Not Okay

Posted March 5, 2009 | 04:42 PM (EST)


Ohio police recently stopped a woman for using her hand-held cell phone while driving. What's so unusual about that? She was not only driving and talking on her phone, she was breastfeeding her baby at the same time. The woman was outraged that she was stopped, and said that she...

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Big Money, Big Sports

Posted February 27, 2009 | 07:39 PM (EST)


Who is the highest paid state-employee of your state: The Governor? The President of the state University? The guy who decides what the slogan should be for the license plate? If you live in Connecticut, among other places, it's an athletic coach. Jim Calhoun, men's basketball coach for the University...

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