Lloyd Garver

Lloyd Garver

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Lloyd Garver has written and produced television shows ranging from "Sesame Street" to "The Bob Newhart Show:" to "Family Ties" to "Home Improvement" to "Frasier." He has written columns for the Opinion page of cbsnews.com, "The Kansas City Kansan," "The Denver Post," "The Santa Monica Daily Press," "The San Francisco Examiner," Crawford Texas' "The Lone Star Iconoclast," and "The Jewish Journal." He swears that he has never written a column while on steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs. All right, once he took some Human Growth Hormone, but it gave him gas.

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Sarah Again

4 Comments | Posted October 7, 2008 | 07:27 PM (EST)


Maybe John McCain was clever in picking Sarah Palin as his running mate. Now that their campaign is increasingly desperate, she can be his "attack dog" as they say in politics. She can say whatever she wants, things that McCain can't say. And if anyone points out that she's exaggerating...

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The Internet Cure

Posted October 5, 2008 | 12:43 PM (EST)


When one of those morning "news" shows recenty featured a story about people using the internet to get medical information on the same day that the "New York Times" dealt with that subject, I knew that this medical surfing had become an epidemic.

I've never used the internet to...

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Just Give Me A "Dumb Phone"

2 Comments | Posted September 25, 2008 | 02:23 PM (EST)


Someone in my family who shall remain anonymous to protect her identity -- and our marriage - owns an iPhone. And she loves it. My limited research tells me that everyone who owns an iPhone, a Blackberry, or any other "smart phone" loves their phone. How can you love a...

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The Land Of The Free ... Stuff

Posted September 19, 2008 | 03:16 PM (EST)


We love things that are free. We don't even care if we want or need the things we get for free. If it's free, we want it. We are a nation and possibly a society who loves bargains. We go to those discount stores and come back with a vat...

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The Secret To Happiness

1 Comments | Posted September 14, 2008 | 01:45 PM (EST)


I was in a bookstore the other day, and you know what? It's getting harder and harder - especially in a big chain bookstore -- to find a book. I mean a real book. Literature. Or and least something that you can't read while you're also watching TV. The reason...

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I Really Did Vet Sarah Palin!

Posted September 5, 2008 | 06:35 PM (EST)


I received this from writer/concerned citizen, Rick Weaver, and I thought I'd share it with all of you:


AN OPEN LETTER FROM SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN

My friends, it's time for some straight talk about my running mate Sarah Palin, a choice for which I've been unfairly ridiculed by...

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Que Sarah, Sarah

2 Comments | Posted September 4, 2008 | 06:43 PM (EST)


Que Sarah, Sarah, Whatever she'll be, she'll be.

At the beginning of the Republican convention week, a poll revealed that 41% of Americans surveyed said they weren't familiar with Sarah Palin. That means that 57% of those surveyed weren't telling the truth.

Now we all know that Sarah Palin, the...

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Leave Sports Alone

Posted August 29, 2008 | 08:29 PM (EST)


I want to discuss two developments in the world of sports. One probably makes sense, but I don't like it. The other is ridiculous, and maybe a little ugly. Major League Baseball has decided to try out video replay to help umpires make certain decisions, and the women's golf has...

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Just How Old Are Those Chinese Gymnasts?

Posted August 22, 2008 | 06:31 PM (EST)



Numbers have been very important in the Olympic Games. The number 8 is the luckiest number in the Chinese lore, so it was considered fortuitous to start the Olympics at exactly eight minutes after eight on 8/08/08. 16, 11, and 14 have been important, too. Some of the...

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In Praise Of The Biggest Political Sin

1 Comments | Posted August 14, 2008 | 02:07 PM (EST)


Candidates have been calling their opponents names throughout history. Here in America, they've been called, "a hell raiser," "a tax raiser," ""an abolitionist," "a pro-slaver," "a hawk," "a dove," "a communist," "a fascist," "an intellectual," or "an idiot." But lately, there is one charge that is capable of doing in...

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Russians Invade Georgia

Posted August 8, 2008 | 02:31 PM (EST)


President Bush is outraged by Russia's invasion of Georgia. And to protect Georgia's citizens, he has called for a curfew in Atlanta.

In addition to writing television shows and columns, Lloyd Garver has read many books, some of them in hardcover. He can be reached at lloydgarver@gmail.com. Check out...

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Congressional Games

2 Comments | Posted August 7, 2008 | 02:41 PM (EST)


When little kids take a break from their schoolwork and go on the playground to play games and let off some steam, it's called, "recess." When members of Congress take a break from their work, it's also called "recess." I wonder what games our lawmakers play during their recess. Maybe...

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What's Next? Obama and Madonna?

3 Comments | Posted August 4, 2008 | 06:08 PM (EST)


These latest McCain commercials are somewhat confusing. In one way, they're smart, and in another way, not so much. I don't know about you, but I haven't seen any of these commercials on regular TV. I've only seen them on the news and commentary shows where they're shown and then...

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What Friendly Skies?

3 Comments | Posted July 31, 2008 | 07:52 PM (EST)



Here I go again, complaining about airline travel. But I'm not writing about my most recent experience because it was so horrible and unlike what happens to most people when they fly. I'm writing it because it seems to be more and more typical. These days, airline travel...

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My Shorts

Posted July 29, 2008 | 11:03 PM (EST)



Believe it or not, there have been other things going on in the news lately besides Barack Obama's decision to wear or not to wear a flag lapel pin and whether John McCain will confuse Iran and Iraq once again. Here are a few of the stories that...

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The Land Of 10,000 Lakes And Even More Guns

51 Comments | Posted July 23, 2008 | 11:48 PM (EST)


I just visited Minnesota, which is not only a beautiful state, but an interesting one. It's the state whose former Governor was a professional wrestler, and whose next Senator might be a former comedian. And they've got a gun law there that is, well, quite astounding. Adults are allowed to...

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Madonna, Schwarzenegger, and Cheney

Posted July 13, 2008 | 05:27 PM (EST)


Here are a few things that have happened lately:

Because Americans seem to love gossip, the story of Madonna and Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez alleged affair has dominated the news, sports, and entertainment pages. Although both of them deny that their relationship is sexual, most observers feel Madonna definitely...

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Iraq To U.S.: "'Bye."

Posted July 9, 2008 | 10:30 PM (EST)


In our daily lives, we all have to know when it's time to go home. Now, the Prime Minister of Iraq has insisted that any security agreement between the United States and Iraq include a timetable for withdrawal of U.S. troops. For years, our Administration has been telling us that...

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Don't Read This While You Drive

Posted July 3, 2008 | 12:48 AM (EST)


As of July 1, California joined Washington, Utah, New York, Connecticut, New Jersey, and the District of Columbia in banning something while driving. Unfortunately, it's not a ban against condescendingly asking your spouse, "Why are you in this lane?" No, people in these places are prohibited from talking on hand-held...

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Border Crossers, Gas, and Sex

Posted June 27, 2008 | 05:50 PM (EST)


They cross the border between the United States and Mexico for financial reasons. Some of them are breaking the law, but they're willing to risk it. They're not doing it for better jobs or a better education. They're doing it for cheaper gas. And they're crossing from the United States...

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