It probably won't surprise you to learn that yesterday Bill Clinton participated in something called, "Dyngus Day." He helped celebrate it in South Bend, Indiana. It's a Polish holiday that is traditionally celebrated on the Monday after Easter. It marks the end of Lent, and also the beginning of the traditional political season. Obviously, these days, the political season starts a lot earlier, so for some politician, every day is "Dyngus Day."
The holiday is quite a romantic one in which a boy who likes a certain girl traditionally dumps a bucket of water on her. I assume that certain politicians go behind their wives' backs and dump water on their mistresses. Then, if there are credit card records of them buying a water bucket on "Dyngus Day," they tearfully resign.
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