Lloyd Garver

Lloyd Garver

Posted: October 18, 2008 01:47 PM

"It's Because He's Black, Stupid"


The election is only a few weeks away, and there are still "undecideds." What are they waiting for? And how can they be torn between these two guys. They're so different. They are offering voters a very clear choice. Besides, what more could the undecideds possibly hope to learn or see about the candidates? Is Obama finally going to gain a few pounds? Is McCain finally going to stop saying, "My friends?" What is taking these people so long to make up their minds? Well, when it comes to some of them, to paraphrase a famous political saying, I'd have to say, "It's Because He's Black, Stupid."

Now before you start angrily typing to me, let me make a few things clear. I'm not suggesting that everyone who dislikes Barack Obama and plans on voting for John McCain is doing it because of race. I'm not saying that all of the people who are still undecided are racist. What I am suggesting is that we have to look at and wonder about those voters who agree with Barack Obama on issues that are very important to them and disagree with John McCain's positions, yet are still thinking about voting for McCain. Why? Could it be race?

Lately, political pundits have been talking about "The Bradley Effect." This refers to the 1982 California gubernatorial contest in which Tom Bradley, an African American, was ahead in the polls but lost to George Deukmejian. Some experts feel that some white voters were embarrassed to tell pollsters that they really planned to vote for the white candidate, and others who favored Bradley just couldn't vote for the black candidate once they got in the polling booth. There is some feeling that this may happen again in the Obama-McCain contest.

But I think there's also something going on that I'll call, "The Who, Me? Effect." This involves white voters who don't consider themselves anti-black. They may live among or work with African Americans and would certainly never use a racial slur. But, well, they just aren't completely embracing African-Americans. They feel uncomfortable, weird, and awkward about the whole thing. When they're having a public conversation in a restaurant, etc., they always seem to whisper the word, "black" (like some people always whisper the word, "cancer"). If someone called these people bigots or said they were prejudiced, their response would be a shocked, "Who, me?"

But they agree with Obama on all the issues that are important to them, yet they're just not sure about voting for a black man. So they remain undecided. And they are desperately searching for some reason, some excuse, some rationalization for voting for McCain that doesn't involve race. Apparently, they couldn't convince themselves that eight-year-old Barack Obama was a radical member of the Weathermen, so they're still looking for some reason not to vote for Obama without feeling guilty.


When you combine "The Bradley Effect" with "The Who, Me?
Effect," the numbers could be quite significant. A whole vocabulary has evolved to help the "Who me-ers" rationalize their opposition to Obama. I can help with the definitions:


"I don't like him because
he's arrogant" really means, "He's black."


"He's inexperienced" really means, "He's black."


"I know he's not a Muslim,
but how can I vote for
someone with a name like
that in these times?" really means, "He's black."

"His speeches are too fancy" really means, "He's black."


"How did a guy with his
background end up at Harvard?" really means, "He's black."

"I like his ideas, but
there's just something
about him" really means, "He's black."


"I don't like his wife" really means, "He's black."

One good thing about America is that you are not required to justify whom you vote for. If you want to vote for someone because you like his eyes or the way she dresses, you may do that. And if you don't want to vote for someone because of the color of his skin, that is your right. I just hope that not too many people exercise that right.


Lloyd Garver has written for many television shows, ranging from "Sesame Street" to "Family Ties" to "Home Improvement" to "Frasier." He has also read many books, some of them in hardcover. He can be reached at lloydgarver@gmail.com. Check out his website at lloydgarver.com and his podcasts on iTunes.


 
 
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Whycee54
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07:12 AM on 10/19/2008
I totally agree with this article. AMERICA just say it... He's black! This river of racism is as much apart of the American fabric as it has ever been. Most black people I know realize this. We have always known, believed and experienced this. I think white america most of the time likes to keep their head in the sand about it. This is not to say that every white person is a racist. This is not to say that every black person is down trodden and persecuted minute by minute, but as they say on Clean House, "Take off your blindfolds and Open your eyes!" Racism is as much a part of America as Apple Pie!. The sooner we all admit it, the sooner we can all work to rise above it.
09:17 PM on 10/18/2008
My fear is that this type of argument and the Bradley Effect will be used to justify the outcome when the right steals the election.
04:01 PM on 10/18/2008
christ...if i have to hear from another white liberal baby boomer my head is going to explode. they are so consumed with white guilt they see everything thru the prism of race. racism is alive and well but give me a break. i am undecided not because of race, but because i don't like either candidate!!!! i am a socially liberal small govt republican (libertarian i guess) thus i can't back any republicans other than ron paul. actually i would vote for mccain....if he was the mccain of 2000. he has to be kicking himself. poor ol mack would probably be ahead in the polls if he wouldn't have used the last eight yrs selling out in hopes of becoming prez...........as for obama, i can't support him cause he would nominate judges who believe i a living breathing constitution (did i just use code word for black?) and duh, he believes that govt actually works.
04:48 PM on 10/18/2008
White guilt is a ruse to make people feel guilty about being decent. John Brown did not suffer from white guilt he commanded his reason and senses and saw he was dealing with a hard head in need of reminding just how soft and sensitive the buttocks really is.

I also would not call the Quakers, “whites who felt guilty”. There are many with so-called "white" skin who are simply decent human beings who escaped the trap of defining the worth and value of others by their skin tone. Others were not so blessed, and they live in that self-imposed hellhole of bigotry their entire life.


As for not voting for Obama being a sign of racism, only the person who harbors that intent knows their heart. The society need not be convinced of any individual slant, for come November 4 we will have our answer. If John McCain wins, America is racist because it sat back and allowed an election to be determined by pervasive racism within the society and the hearts of the citizens, which is the society. Every citizen should be outraged by the behavior of John McCain; he should receive zero votes for hatred and stupidity unleashed. My role is to keep watching, occasionally dipping of my hand into the bag of popcorn as I watch a nation, contortionist like, claim it is not racist when throughout its behavior and its dialogue is more than a hint of a backwards and hateful disposition.
07:03 PM on 10/18/2008
I think the point is that SOME undecideds are suffering from latent racism and as a white, slightly-younger-than-baby-boomer liberal I must agree--but it isn't because of any "white guilt." I have witnessed this phenomenon in my community and even within my own family.

Of course you can have legitimate complaints against both candidates and I laud your decision to not cast a ballot for either of them. Hence, you are not one of the "undecideds" Garver is citing. My problem is with people who truly like Obama's message and would (arguably) benefit from an Obama administration but either can't commit to him or, worse, will, sadly, vote against either their ideological or economic interests by punching the ballot for McCain/Palin. There does seem to be an inordinate amount of people this election cycle who--for whatever reasons--fall into one of these two categories.
03:32 PM on 10/18/2008
Die for me. Get an education, get a job, follow the rules, you will be ok. You can do anything you want in America.

If I kick you, your role is to be quiet and pretend that I did not. If you ever speak of the fact that I kicked you, I will deny it through charges that you are trying to profit from a victim mentality.

If you are brown, you are looking for a handout or you are following the orders of superior people who know best. These are your only options in this society. Either way, suffer silently, never point out disparity, know with clarity your place and never try to rise above societal definition of your place or we will crucify you.

It is imperative in a world that hates and labels it love that one retains their own definitions. It is imperative when one lives in a world where a fellow human being can be slandered in society and some consider that “the rough and tumble nature of politics” to be self-sufficient in all things moral. One cannot look to their country for moral guidance when it is a wasteland of immorality. Once cannot trust their country to do what is right when it shows ample evidence of leaning towards that which is evil and wrong.

1968 -- 2008, this was the lifespan of a wake-up call to get things right. Regret or fear not the results of getting it wrong. We were warned.
02:55 PM on 10/18/2008
You are absolutely correct. Unfortunately, these people are trying to appease their own conscious by saying they're not racist, but the bible says, "out of the heart, the mouth speaketh," and their words are saying plenty. They can say whatever they want, however because there is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come. The time has come for change, the time has come for unity of races, cultures, creeds and colors, and those who can't get with the program will be left far behind to wonder what the hell happened.
02:48 PM on 10/18/2008
You forgot the "S" word.

[ Don't worry - i have 3 volumes of Karl Marx's "Das Kapital" on my bookcase; literally 3 feet away.
I know of what I'm talking. You don't want advice from a 19 century economist who doesn't
know how to use diagrams to show his points, and instead rumbles on and on and on
in page after page of impenetrable German ].
02:44 PM on 10/18/2008
Nice article.

Maybe we should put our money where our mouth is and give the more deserving candidate the nod this election year.
02:36 PM on 10/18/2008
I like his wife. I don't really care for the actions he's taken on his positions. I don't care for his body language, I think his speeches lack substance. There is something about his hypocrisy that really makes me distrust him. I'm not a racist, I don't care how much or little melanin he's got in his skin. I can't vote for mccain though it makes more financial sense for my family to do so. Most of my family is in medicine, and two doctors running their own practice - a small business - make $250,000. Out of that 35% goes to taxes right off the top, then malpractice insurance, which is a pretty big chunk, then everything else. This includes care of elderly members who live in a country that Mr. Obama doesn't think much of (I believe he once accused sen. Clinton of being a senator from there.) He doesn't seem to care that much about a dedicated group of people who've supported the party since their arrival to this country.

With all the faith-based programs on both sides, we will be paying higher taxes which to go to fund religions that we don't agree with. No one is allowed to criticize Obama (much like Bush for the past 8 years). Say anything against him and you're called a racist, threatened etc. This is such a farce.
07:50 PM on 10/18/2008
Just a comment on the small business, the profit is the only amount taxed and the malpractice insurance is an expense that would come out of the gross revenue, lowering the taxable income of the business. It is not stated enough that the profit of a business is what is taxed not the total revenue collected.
02:09 PM on 10/18/2008
"What are they waiting for?" Good question and I think you're right--more of these undecideds than we would like to believe are having a hard time committing to Obama because he's black. When I hear them in the post-debate interviews singing his praises and then, finally, lamenting, "I still haven't decided," I want to pitch my remote through the TV screen. For most people, there is only one rational and reasonable choice in this election. "He's black" isn't a good reason someone to vote against his/her ideological and economic interests. These folks either need to get off the fence or sit this election out.