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Weeklings!: Forgiving Paris Hilton (VIDEO)

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If you haven't thought about Paris Hilton in a while, please know that she's thinking about you. A sneaky cab driver recorded audio of the hotel heiress chatting with a friend who was explaining Grindr to her. "Ewww!" she replied on tape. "Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. ... I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You'll like, die of AIDS."

Ah, what a fresh perspective! Fortunately, I have a bunch of logical explanations for what Ms. Hilton really meant to say. In this edition of Weeklings!, I discuss the valid points she was trying to make. Get ready to learn.

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