- No one cares that you want to exercise.
- No one cares that you want to diet.
- No one believes anything about you.
- You're friendless.
- 2013 is moving on without you. Bye.
In other words, the dawn of the new year is a time when we pretend to have perspective on our shortcomings when what we really have is post-holiday burnout and the nerve to complain about it. In this edition of Weeklings!, I announce the gay-ish resolutions I'm making, and maybe you'll subscribe to them, too. Wait till you see what's on my "reading" list.
You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.