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Give Back Greenbacks

Posted: 12/19/11 07:04 PM ET

While every economist and the occasional congressman struggle with how to support the working class while trimming the deficit during these Scrooge-like economic times, I have a modest proposal for this season of giving. In a word: tip.

I'm not just talking about the usual voluntary add-on of 15 percent. That's not nearly enough for the 99 percent in these tough days. Overtip. Double what you gave before to the waitress or trash collector or cab driver -- or come close.

The only time I've received a tip was one summer as a teenaged busboy at a Magic Pan crepe restaurant. I saw firsthand that tips are a critical source of living money for many working people. For me, tips were summer funny money; I was lucky enough not to need them to care for a family or pay the bills.

To be sure, many are suffering from tip fatigue. There's a beseeching jar on the counter of every coffee joint and ice cream shop. It's easy to rationalize not tipping or not tipping well. But forget about noble "paying it forward" -- just pay it. A stream of overtips is not only thoughtful, it's particularly meaningful for any working person.

This proposal even presents some side benefits for those who cook up economic policy. For the Democrats, overtipping is a welcome form of income redistribution from the haves to the less fortunate. For the Republicans, it's a de facto tax cut since very few recipients pay the government a share of their tips. Even the Libertarians should be happy with supporting a tipping economy outside of typical government regulation.

But before we minor league Robin Hoods pat ourselves too heartily on the back for easing national inequities, we must recognize that we are being subverted by some of the very people we are trying to help. Starting with my busboy days, I've noticed that some of the best tippers are not the one percenters, rather they are other working people who know firsthand how tough a service job can be.

So go immediately to your ATM. Overtip this holiday season. And while you're at it, tip big all year round.

 
While every economist and the occasional congressman struggle with how to support the working class while trimming the deficit during these Scrooge-like economic times, I have a modest proposal for th...
While every economist and the occasional congressman struggle with how to support the working class while trimming the deficit during these Scrooge-like economic times, I have a modest proposal for th...
 
 
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09:00 AM on 12/20/2011
"Starting with my busboy days, I've noticed that some of the best tippers are not the one percenters, rather they are other working people who know firsthand how tough a service job can be."

How does the author know the incomes of people who tip?
04:44 PM on 12/22/2011
Good question. I never reviewed anyone's tax returns. But I have observed tipping habits firsthand and heard stories from a number of people who work in service sector who confirm my observation.
08:52 AM on 12/24/2011
Chances are restaurant goers are probably self segregated by restaurant. That is, in a given restaurant, either 99% or 1% predominate given the area, cost of the restaurant, and the fact that people tend to hang with their own kind ("birds of a feather").

Therefore any "observation" (and I use that term loosely because no one can observe income) would be skewed. A busboy or waiter would not be able to tell if the big tip came from a 1% or not given that in their restaurant 99% 'ers predominate.

The bottom line is that this sort of "observation" is not observation at all and reall means nothing other than as fake evidence supporting an already held bias.
thebigbike
ran away to be a cowboy
09:12 PM on 12/19/2011
Yup!! I tip 15 to 20% at the pick-it-up-at-the counter place I buy sandwiches. The kids try real hard to make it RIGHT AND to be agreeable human beings to deal with. Sit down places 30% I have spent a small amount of time in jobs where tips are IMPORTANT and when somebody gives me decent service because his or her boss is stiffing them, doesn't mean I should.
04:46 PM on 12/22/2011
Good for you-- and even better for your kids. I'm a firm believer in what goes around comes around. It's just that you can't predict when and how it will come around.
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07:52 PM on 12/19/2011
Very nice idea.

I've been surprising my most dedicated service people with gift certificates at their favorite establishments.

Two economic lifts for the price of one.
04:48 PM on 12/22/2011
It says a lot about you that you know the favorite service establishments of your most dedicated service people. Many people can't even name the eye color of service people they see every day. And every economic lift counts!