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XO Jane Morning Faces Project: Women Reveal What They Look Like When They Wake Up

Posted: 01/31/2012 9:21 am

A few months back our friends over at XOJane.com asked readers to send in photographs of their bare, unphotoshopped bellies, along with brief notes about how they felt about those bellies. If you saw the result, you know: It was both brave and totally fascinating.

This week XOJane revisited the theme by asking women to submit photos of what they look like when they wake up in the morning, pre-shower, pre-makeup (unless they're still wearing last night's), totally uncensored. (To encourage participation, the XOJane staff published pics of what their own faces look like when the alarm goes off.)

Once again, the results are pretty awesome. Visit XOJane to see all 75 faces, but here's a preview:

SLIDESHOW: What I Look Like First Thing In The Morning

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8:20am Sacramento California Style

As you see, my cat Wilma is participating in this photo essay as well. She sleeps on my bed every night, functioning as my backup alarm clock and will literally resort to jumping on my face if she has to (bless her!) in order to get me up and stumbling toward my morning coffee and oatmeal with enough minutes to arrive timely and safely to my destination. Kitty looked up as the camera made it's chirping noise to let us know the flash was about to go off, so I assure you this delightful occurrence was not posed. I curse myself for not TURNING the flash off. People LISTEN UP, turn off your flash function; the flash is a garish morning face spotlight.

LISTEN UP AGAIN people don't let your cute animal put her bright-eyed fluffy mug next to yours! I am a recently laid off social worker / writer (laid off from the social worker gig as the writing gigs have never come fast and furious enough to be the tea and cake that sustains), hence me waking up wearing a ski parka (saving a little money on the heating bill, yo!). My hair is still wet from my evening shower. I stayed in last night, drank a glass of cheap white wine (more consequences of the recent layoff and probable partial contributor to puffy face), Netflixed Crazy, Stupid, Love, followed by listening to Coast to Coast AM, chipping away at the laundry pile, and texting some schmuck who was looking decidedly less exciting after seeing Ryan Gosling do his bare-chested thang.

It usually takes me 1 hour from bed to door, but only about 15 minutes of this is spent on my wardrobe, hair, and makeup. I wear sunscreen/moisturizer, mineral makeup powder, chapstick or tinted gloss. My hair is either up or hastily tousled w/ no product and naturally dried. I commute by bike so whatever would have been done is usually undone by the time I get to my destination.

Kiah

 

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05:28 PM on 02/28/2012
totally beautiful. actually beautiful. like Kate Winslet beautiful, but moreso. real is so much more beautiful. present is the most alluring, attractive thing there is.
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lensamy
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
11:37 AM on 02/09/2012
when i first get up in the morning i usually look like i was hit by a truck, puffy eyes, straight/curly hair you name it...not pretty lol but oh well still me! lol
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10:34 PM on 02/07/2012
I don't think Julie looks 41 at all...I would've guessed 30-32 :)
02:28 PM on 02/07/2012
I am not much concerned about how the woman next to me looks when she wakes up provided that a) she is my wife and b) she is glad to see me. My dad remains my model of real macho: Macho is not how many women you can do, but how well you do by the woman you have.
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BlueBird55
Love expands to meet demands.
03:02 PM on 02/05/2012
Lipstick and rouge, makeup and paint
Make a woman what she ain't.
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Anne Peterson
I like snacks.
02:32 AM on 02/07/2012
Love it
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03:50 PM on 02/03/2012
I was skeptical at first, but these people actually look very cute!
12:55 PM on 02/03/2012
Kind of reminded me of some mug shots we have seen online over the years.
04:02 AM on 02/03/2012
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05:47 PM on 02/02/2012
Number 7 looks good!
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Allena Tapia
Will write for food
01:49 PM on 02/02/2012
julie has on lipstick
03:57 PM on 02/03/2012
No lipstick, just naturally red. :)
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librarianesque
The Right was Wrong, the Left was Right.
12:44 PM on 02/02/2012
Enjoyed this article and the pics. As an ex-diva in recovery, I have stopped 'wasting makeup' for runs to the coffee shop and grocery store, everyday stuff. I'm finding that I prefer to be without, and get more attention from the opposite sex without it. I like the message about appreciating your individual beauty and being comfortable with yourself, first thing in the AM or not.
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MexiChick67
Que? Que? Queee?
03:13 AM on 02/02/2012
This is why the first thing I do when I wake up is B-line it to the bathroom. Get my hair in check with a handy-dandy hair tie and brush the teeth. Let the day begin.
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traceymarie
the President is black, deal with it
04:31 PM on 02/03/2012
can't brush my teeth till after I had my coffee.
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DavidEvan
voted for the party of yes
08:04 PM on 02/01/2012
Yawn
03:43 PM on 02/01/2012
Loved this article! This is an insightful new perspective on the harmful media created beauty standards that permeate popular culture. How about a follow-up piece where these same women are allowed to be realistically presented as they might wish to be seen during a regular day in their lives? I'd especially enjoy reading what 'Kiah' (aka Morning Face #1) might have to say about the beauty paradox. Oh...and I wouldn't mind discovering what her regular every day look turns out to be either : )
imonlyhereforthelaughs
Politicians...they ruin everything.
09:52 AM on 02/01/2012
Any non-hungover or post surgery photos?