Now that Rod Blagojevich has R. Kelly's lawyer in his corner, we can safely assume he'll be acquitted of any child porn charges. But if it's pay-to-play allegations he wants to answer, maybe the lug head should look to Hillary Clinton.

Like Blagojevich, Hillary was staring headlong...

Governor Rod Blagojevich's aborted attempt to ransom off Barack Obama's Senate seat is being held out as yet the latest example of Illinois' famously sleazy politics. But chalking up this fire sale to Chicago chicanery or even to the chutzpah of a Governor with kielbasa for brains misses a more...

Forget those useless polls and windbag prognosticators -- there's only one sure way to predict America's next president: The hair.

That's right: In every presidential race since the dawn of television, voters have consistently chosen the nominee with the better (generally defined as more) hair. Maybe we find an...