Mark C. Miller

An archaeologist has scored the discovery of a lifetime, unearthing a tattered, faded parchment that experts have certified as the last will and testament of Jesus Christ.

"It's absolutely genuine,"...

I'll tell you exactly how it began. I was about to drift off to sleep, indulging in my usual nightly reverie: Scarlett Johansson and...

If you've ever dined at an organic, vegetarian restaurant, think of the Los Angeles institution called Lawry's The Prime Rib, as the exact opposite. Thousands of the faithful who...

San Francisco, CA -- Psychologists nationwide are reporting a disturbing trend among new, formerly heterosexual, patients -- their hearing specific songs is apparently turning them gay....

In an attempt to raise funds for the military budget, the Pentagon is encouraging schools to hold bake sales and donate the profits to the armed forces. "Every little bit helps," explains Pentagon...

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - If someone tells you they are "in seventh heaven," it means they are in a state of elated bliss, as though they are...

What do the Colossus of Rhodes, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus have in common? Okay, granted, they are three of the only places in the world never considered for...

PEACH SPRINGS, Ariz. -- A mascot is a person or animal that is adopted by a team or other group as a symbolic figure. Sports teams employ individuals to dress up as the creature or animal and jump around the sidelines during the games. Mascots are also widely used in...

OSCEOLA, Iowa -- Every day, polls are taken to measure trends in public opinion. From the state of the economy to gas prices, to global warming, polling companies such as Gallup and Roper...

All of Hollywood is abuzz with the latest celebrity news which indicates that Bigfoot will be joining Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson as the newest American Idol judge on the Fox TV hit. A reliable inside source reveals that a certain studio head has his heart set on...

According to an NBC internal memo, the network is currently developing a version of its hit reality show Fear Factor to be targeted exclusively to senior citizens...

FITZWILLIAM, N.H. - Although hundreds of magazines are published throughout the world each year, most people are familiar with but a very small percentage of the best-known ones, such as Time, People, National Geographic, and TV Guide. But according to international media expert Cory Ainsfield, "There are many fascinating and...

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -- All her life, publicist Sandra Gould received compliments about her appearance. "People would tell me I was beautiful, sexy, and looked like a million dollars," revealed Gould. "The...

NAALEHU, Hawaii -- Ellen Kameha always remembered the childhood nursery rhyme her mother would recite to her:

Sugar and spice and everything nice.
That's what little girls are...

Selma, Alabama - In today's short attention-span world, people have less time to eat meals; hence, fast-food. They have less patience for long-term relationships; hence, quickie-divorces. And now, because even...

BLUE RIDGE, Ga. - Unlike many career-oriented women today, Bonnie Kegel never particularly desired a college education, a fulfilling career, or having the ability to support herself. As did several generations of her family's women, Kegel had just one objective in her life....

EAGLE BUTTE, S.D. -- When Ken Gerbka was growing up, his mother would often use the expression, "Better late than never," in her attempt to teach Gerbka that it is preferable to accomplish something past its deadline than never to complete it at all. Gerbka bought into this philosophy until...

FISHTAIL, Mont. -- We don't ordinarily think of names of food setting bad examples for our children, but according to the National Food Messaging Foundation (NFMF), they do. NFMF Director Penelope Bainbridge explained, "These food names have become so accepted in the American consciousness and throughout our society and even...

In an astounding achievement in the world of journalism, the first ever actual photo of God has just been released.

According to Vatican City Secretary of State Cardinal Angelo Sodano, "The photo opportunity presented itself as...

Rochester, N.Y. -- Are you about to burst into flames? After centuries of the mysterious phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion, a research scientist has finally determined the exact conditions that will let you know...