I Corinthians 13: Revised Hollywood Version

I Corinthians 13: Revised Hollywood Version
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Love is patient and kind
You make my life so f****** difficult!....You look like a f***ing b**** in heat. And if you get raped by a pack of n****** it'll be your fault, alright? Because you provoked it"

Love does not envy or boast
"I've been so f****** good to you...You don't have any f****** friends except me"

It is not arrogant or rude.
"Shut the f*** up!"

It does not insist on its own way
You should just f****** smile and blow me! 'Cause I deserve it!"

It is not irritable or resentful;
"I'm behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration"

It does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth.
"I'll put you in a f****** rose garden, you c***. You understand that? Because I'm capable of it."

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
"You have no f****** soul. I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground. You and I have none. Zero. You won't even f****** try. You don't care"

Love never ends.
"I don't want you. I don't believe you anymore. I don't trust you. I don't love you. I don't want you. Ok?"

When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.
"I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? And I will! So just f****** listen to my f****** ranting!"

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