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Mark Joseph

Mark Joseph

Posted: November 28, 2010 01:58 AM

Attn: Kim Jong-Il
From: Vladimir Lenin
Re: The United States

Dear, Dear Leader:

Probe with bayonets. If you encounter mush, proceed; if you encounter steel, withdraw.

Sincerely,

Vladimir

 
 
 

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BookKeepersSon
Don't take me alive
09:08 AM on 11/28/2010
"if you encounter steel, withdraw." and run for your life!