Memo to The Dear Leader

11/28/2010 01:58 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
  • Mark Joseph Producer, author and publisher of Bullypulpit.com

Attn: Kim Jong-Il
From: Vladimir Lenin
Re: The United States

Dear, Dear Leader:

Probe with bayonets. If you encounter mush, proceed; if you encounter steel, withdraw.

Sincerely,

Vladimir