Gift Ideas For Dirty Contrarians

Because you have someone on your gift-giving list who fancies herself hip and irreverent and stylish and sexually unashamed and proud as hell that she never once voted for anyone who even looked remotely like George W. Bush.
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When you care enough to give smart kinky non-PC randomness this holiday season....

Because you have someone on your gift-giving list who fancies herself hip and irreverent and stylish and sexually unashamed and proud as hell that she never once voted for anyone who even looked remotely like George W. Bush.

Because you have someone on your list who prefers gifts that are not necessarily green or environmentally flawless or perfectly politically correct and yet somehow exude an air of slick positive alternative sexy goodness and somehow this makes it all OK.

Here, then, my world-famous, wonderfully sporadic, semi-annual non-intuitive completely biased guide to gifts for the juicy and the weird and the delightful and the damned. Warning: Contains references to iPods. And sex. Sometimes in the same item. Here we go....click here to read more at SFGate.com.

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