It's a crazy week in the world of celebrity weekly covers. Here's the quick rundown: Sarah Palin is getting divorced. Britney Spears rocks her new body. The Jolie-Pitts are in trouble or not? Bachelorette Jillian Harris is sticking by alleged cheater Ed Swiderski. And, Twilight fans rejoice! Robert Pattinson is back on with Kristen Stewart.
Let's take a closer look!

The biggest surprise of the week goes to Star Magazine - which is reporting Sarah Palin is getting divorced from husband Todd, who is tired of living a lie. Timing on this one feels off - but it could be a surprise winner on the newsstand. I can't wait to see Sarah Palin's response!
Meanwhile, OK! Magazine* features Britney's hot new body photo and provides all the details on how she did it. (Good news - it only takes four weeks if you want to follow her routine!)
Us strikes again with its Bachelorette cheating scandal. Last week - Ed Swiderski was accused of betraying poor Jillian Harris and this week we learn how he tricked her! The juicy scandal continues!
Visit CoverAwards for full-sized cover images - plus a look at this week's UK celebrity weeklies.

People Magazine and In Touch Weekly face-off this week with competing Brangelina covers. People goes the traditional route and appears to interview Brad Pitt about Angie, the kids and their future. Meanwhile, In Touch is reporting on a Jolie-Pitt red carpet scandal. Brad Pitt brought Angelina to his BIG movie premiere - and what does she do to thank him? According to In Touch - she humiliates him!
Finally, Life & Style ** taps Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart for its latest cover effort. It's back on says the mag - but do Twilight fans believe it was ever off?
Visit CoverAwards for full-sized cover images - plus a look at this week's UK celebrity weeklies.
Mark Pasetsky is the editorial director of CoverAwards.com, *an editorial consultant for OK! Magazine, and *the former editor in chief of Life & Style Weekly.
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Mark you are a true public servant, this gossip is allowing me to procrastinate for another 10 minutes, and if I play my cards right and follow all the links, I may believe to avoid work all afternoon.
Thank god for celebrities, otherwise I might be forced to live my real life!
are you kidding me?
these are all trash and i don't read them.
Todd and Levi should co-author a tell all book, that will be outsell Sarah's book I guarantee.
After looking at the covers, is there any wonder how the collective intellect of America spawned the birthers, deathers, et al?
I want to know which of the many lies Todd is tired of living. I hope he proves Trigg isn't his kid.
Britney can make a come back because she has some tatent; sing & dance...no t so much for Pa lin
National Enquirer reported the Palin divorce like, last week. I am ashamed to know that.
It's OK bunnylogic. I have to stand in the grocery store check out lines too. :)
Where is Saturday Night Live when we need them. They could really go to town with Death Panel skits.
Todd looks to escape to the lower 48?lol
Maybe Todd wants to go the way of Levi. ...
Be on the the talk show circuit...
do interviews
and go to music awards shows!
No longer being in the shadow...
but being in the spotlight!
First dude deserves that...
he has put up with HER!
Sarah Palin is prettier than Britney or Angelina. And her fan club is growing.
LOL!
Well, there's no accounting for taste.
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You should probably learn how to read, however. Not only is her "fan club" not growing, it's rapidly shrinking.
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Google isn't hard to use, you know. You should try it sometime.
I couldn't blame him if it was true. The lies and drama must bet mighty tiring. Probably chew his head off if he said anything but yes dear as she talks about the death panels. She she has a fan club with Britney Spears as her mentor.
Are you still smokin' that whacky stuff? Sarah Palin is a tired, has been.
Oh, how sad for you. When did you go blind?
i;m running out to buy star - i hope that divorce story is true. i wonder if she's sueing them for telling the truth ?
LoL
What a piece of work she is. Sheer entertainment. McCain ought to have his hand slapped for unleashing this nonsense on the world.
I'd rather hear about Stella Stevens.
The book she was writing? That was on the cover of the NE...They are penning her auto bi...
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