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Movie Review: Sex and the City 2 - Blecch - and Blah!

Posted: 05/26/10 08:39 AM ET

Let me say this right from the jump: I am obviously not the demographic at which Sex and the City 2 was aimed. Or the first SATC movie. Or the TV series. Or Candace Bushnell's books. Or her newspaper column.

And yet I would hope that, if this film had merit as a movie -- whether as fluffy romantic-comedy or trenchant social satire or even just as a guilty pleasure -- well, I'd like to think that I could see it for what it is.

What it is, unfortunately, is not very much. The TV series may have tapped into a zeitgeist, but it rarely made me laugh. And neither did this movie.

And at two hours and 23 minutes, that's a lot of not laughing. Between the outré fashions and the conspicuous consumption (whose sour taste is unmitigated by a couple of lines about how bad the economy is, obviously pointed attempts at vaccinating this film against charges of tasteless irrelevance) and the just plain dull writing, I find it hard to imagine that anyone will find this funny or entertaining.

Indeed, at the screening I attended, which was more than 50 percent women, the moments of actual out-loud laughter could be counted on one hand. The verbal grumbles about the clothes or the lameness of the jokes outnumbered the expressions of mirth.

Yes, I know: This is a fantasy, meant to take girls and women out of their lives and plunge them into a dreamworld called New York, as imagined by Darren Starr, the series creator, and Michael Patrick King, who has taken over the movie franchise. Every moment of these women's lives is supposed to be a fashion show. How fabulous.

But honestly: When Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw, goes shopping in a souk in old Abu Dhabi -- and comes flouncing out of her hotel in a designer outfit of Dior t-shirt and mammoth flouncy skirt, well, I mean, come on.

And really: Who is laughing at Kim Cattrall's jokes about menopause and "Lawrence of My Labia"? Or jokes about cameltoe, both real and figurative? I love vulgar humor, but there's a difference between actual vulgar wit (i.e., The Hangover) and just plain crude. These women are like little kids who know they can get a rise out of the adults by saying "poop." Or "fuck."

Still, the first SATC film was such a downbeat snooze that one assumed it couldn't get worse. But it can -- and it does.

This review continues on my website.

 
 
 

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RhiannonRings
Childfree and loving it!
10:50 AM on 05/28/2010
I just don't understand the shoe fetish that so many women have, jeez, I've never owned a pair of heels in my entire life. Dansko clogs and Keen sandals for me, baby! BTW, I won't be seeing the movie ;-)
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qaan
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
01:55 AM on 05/28/2010
I wish I could offer every man in America who is forced to watch this metropolitan spittle a cyanide pill so at least they might have an in-theater option to watching this vapid, unreal spectacle.

Seriously, I think it would be about as much fun as being on the Event Horizon at the end of that movie.
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DJE12857
RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
05:59 PM on 05/27/2010
Love the show. Loved the first movie and can't wait to see the new one. It's all about the relationships that these four women share. I find the clothes and the sometimes graphic sex secondary. I enjoy how much they enjoy each other.
02:30 PM on 05/27/2010
I have a couple of clients who were fans of the show. I watched it once - I find the whole concept mindless, self-indulgent, out of touch, unnecessary drivel about neurotic egotists trying to force the world into believing that their consumerism has relevance and meaning. How could anyone's life be so empty as to find some value in this stuff? All these shows about damaged people spending ungodly amounts of money to avoid the sad reality of their meaningless lives are nothing but externalizations of the minds upon which society is built. But then, people do like to stay drunk (not just on alcohol) and giggle and ignore what happens outside of the range of their daydreams, don't they? Hi moderators.
02:06 AM on 05/27/2010
You weren't a fan of the show. You would have never seen the film if you weren't a critic. So what's the point of reviewing it? Your opinion isn't relevant to those who found the show entertaining.
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texastrixie
I invented the internet.
12:35 AM on 05/27/2010
On the other hand, I found Hangover to be insipid drivel. To each his own. Won't go see this in first run, but will rent it at redbox (never go to see anything at the movies!). Worth a buck for sure.
08:09 PM on 05/26/2010
I wouldn't exactly call The Hangover "vulgar wit". It just sounds like you only enjoy vulgar humor when the topic is on male anatomy or male centered. Heaven forbid a movie with women talk about something "vulgar" or involve female humor....it's supposed to be fluffy and all about shoes am I right?
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Jazmo
Cause they're hip to the bull and hip to the lies.
11:00 AM on 05/27/2010
It is fluffy and all about shoes.
maxfax
Taa - dah!
07:05 PM on 05/26/2010
Haven't seen it, from the ads, my suspicion is it's about glam, self-indulgence, not much storyline.
05:22 PM on 05/26/2010
Right, so you never laughed at the television show which was often quite funny, but you loved The Hangover? I laughed at and was simultaneously appalled by The Hangover, with it's hooker w/ a heart of gold & shrill wife cliches AND I also enjoy SATC. Obviously you can't handle female centered humor. You could have just said that & skipped your "review."
04:27 PM on 05/26/2010
Yikes. Sounds horrible. But can't say that I'm surprised. Found this review that goes through the winners and losers of this movie. The only winner? Liza Minnelli. Awesome. http://bit.ly/916htv
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cameron d
Don't blame me, I voted Smitherman.
03:54 PM on 05/26/2010
I always wondered how anyone could possibly market S&TC as a comedy? I can see how people might be able to find the stories romantic or have dramatic moments, but has anyone ever found the show (or movies) to be a laugh riot?
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MadMenFan79
03:10 PM on 05/26/2010
Double Standard, maybe? Why is it so brilliant when men engage in racy humor (like The Hangover) but when women do it, it's "crude?" Just seems like a bit of a double standard to me.

I do agree with you on the first movie. It was awful and a huge let down for fans of the series like myself. The second one doesn't look any better! :(
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VicksieDo
04:20 PM on 05/26/2010
I often laughed at loud at the series, that is some hilarious TV! Men hate it when women are just as loosey goosey as they are. I will frown at the consumption, never thought that part of the series was all that great, but I can't wait to see this. The first movie had me laughing and crying, so I'll probably like this one too.
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angelneptustar
Tory, movie and sports fan.
03:01 PM on 05/26/2010
I have been inspired to write a synopsis for SATC 3, which I hope to pitch to Hollywood.

"Miranda’s frumpy Brit cousin Hatty comes to NY . Married herself, she has fallen for a married colleague, goodlooking, smoothy Dave.

First of all the girls give her a total makeover, in the style of Jacqueline Susann, circa Valley of the Dolls. Carrie tells her it is a total success, Hattie looks like she is trick or treating.

The SATC girls provide their usual wise advice. David is in need of therapy, he is a commitment-phobe and has problems with intimacy. When he took out the restraining order, it was only because he was fighting his feelings. When he said to her “I never want to see your face again, is that plain enough” he just wasn’t serious. They advise her to carry on stalking him and when he has her hospitalised, they all turn on him, screaming how could you be so mean to her? They tell him he is an SOB, who doesn’t understand women.

The last scene shows the girls kissing each other, really a lot, because they are so close, crying and saying all men are b…..s. They are all off their bonces because they have slurped too many cocktails as well as their medication. New York women are just so lucky to have these strong, feisty, independent women as role models!"

http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/harriet-harman-a-sex-and-the-city-girl/
12:10 PM on 05/26/2010
O God, it sounds so horrible you've made me shudder. I don't agree with you about the original series- I loved it, but I agree that the first movie was big and dull embarrassment, and based on your review and what I already know about the second it looks even worse. What a shame that the original series creators could not keep their dignity and stop like David Chase did.
11:22 AM on 05/26/2010
i want to see sex and city 2 --it sounds outrageous, high camp and liza minelli as the "minister" who marries two gay guys--puleeze--
the world is SO crazy today-- I need two hours of mindless fun--
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mombabytiger
Looking into the heart of an artichoke.
07:01 PM on 05/26/2010
Sounds like you've come to the right place.