First Caption Contest of 2007! Bush & Jack Abramoff Together!

(Strangers In The Night... courtesy of www.CitizensForEthics.org)

Hallelujah!

Despite intense efforts to prevent his employers (the American public) seeing evidence of him "hanging" with confessed Republican criminal Jack Abramoff - here it is.

Kudos to Citizens for Reponsibility and Ethics In Washington (CREW) for uncovering the smoking gun.

So - as we wait with bated breath for Bush to present us a bill for another $100 billion to finance his failed policy in Iraq - here's a photo of him with the only man crooked enough to raise that kind of cash! Alas - along with several other Bush pals - he is languishing in jail. Perhaps Bush can do a Ford - and grant Abramoff a full pardon...

Until then - it's perfect fodder for a new caption contest.

Usual rules.

Speech balloons. Or "thought" balloons. Or general caption.

Brevity is the soul of wit - and thus more likely to appeal.

Scatalogical humor if you must. But HuffPo readers can rise higher than fart jokes!

Here are a couple to start you off:

"The President does not know him. Nor does the President recall ever meeting him." - White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan - January 2006.

"I frankly don't even remember having my picture taken with the guy. I don't know him."
- George W. Bush on ABC News - January 2006

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