I have no idea who Ashton Kutcher thinks he is. But I am massively out-stripping him in one very important race in the Twitter world.
I officially have the the largest number of people in the world who are NOT following me on Twitter!
At the time of writing - I currently have no less than 6,774,373,852 people who are NOT following me!
Since most people's eyes glaze over when seeing ten digits like that - let me spell that out.
SIX BILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY THREE THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO PEOPLE!
And ALL of those people are NOT following me on Twitter!
That's all the people currently in the world (according to the official number on the World Population Clock run by the US Census Department.
(Less 11 people who for no good reason I can tell ARE following me on Twitter.)
I'd like to see Ashton Kutcher match THAT record...
But since "aplusk" is among the 6.77 billion people not following me - I guess he'll never hear about my challenge...
Perhaps I should change my Twitter name to aMINUSk...