Martin Lewis

Martin Lewis

Posted: September 24, 2007 03:16 PM

Iran: A Gay-Free Paradise For Social Conservatives!

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"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..." - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - New York City - September 24, 2007

At last!

America's social conservatives have found a soul-mate. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Apparently he runs a gay-free paradise! No such things as homosexuals in Iran! He just said so. "We don't have homosexuals in Iran",

As America's conservatives survey the Sodomy (sic) and Gomorrah that the USA has become under degenerates such as Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and a brace of Bushes -- not to mention obvious culprits Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton -- all they see is a country lost to sinners. Awash in homosexuality, degnerates and Doris Day fans.

How comforting for them to know that they have a soul-mate in Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

And to know that they have a country to live in where they won't have to be confronted by masses of depraved gays.

I propose a fund to help American conservatives emigrate to their Promised Land. No gays ... women in their place ... and a low tolerance for free expression. Iran -- a conservative paradise ...

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- mommadona I'm a Fan of mommadona 177 fans permalink
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YES! Let's see now....

NeoCons can move to Iran, Christian "EndTimers" can move to Israel and BUSHCO will be moving to Paraguay in a couple hundred days...

YES! All the crazies can move to their own crazy-places and leave the rest of this heaven on earth to the NORMALS for a change!

YES!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:48 PM on 09/24/2007

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..."

Who knew? LOL Sounds like the christian fundamentalists have good reason to move the site of impending Armageddon from Israel - where even the military welcomes gays - to Iran.

That might also save a lot of distracting blood-letting in the Holy Land, so that Israel and the Pals could resume their ordinary day-to-day horror show in "peace".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:47 PM on 09/24/2007
- BobLablah I'm a Fan of BobLablah 17 fans permalink
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At last! A lib willing to admit that the culture of the radical muslim is wrong.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 PM on 09/24/2007
- cynara I'm a Fan of cynara 14 fans permalink

This lib is against any radical, conservative, religious fanaticism - be it christian, muslim, jewish, or any other sect.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:02 PM on 09/24/2007
- hoopoe I'm a Fan of hoopoe 12 fans permalink

right on!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:26 PM on 09/24/2007

Ah, then Ahmadinejad, Bush, Cheney and their NeoCon brethren can all have a group hug (above the waist, of course).

Can we ship our NeoCons to Iran?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:37 PM on 09/24/2007
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