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Campaign Colonics

Posted: 01/03/12 08:54 AM ET

What did I miss?

For seven days I didn't have salt, meat or CNN. My mornings began without Morning Joe or Morning Edition; I saw sunrise on a mountain hike, not with a clicker in my hand. My daily hour devoted to the New York Times was given over to stretching. Pilates replaced Politico. I struggled with steel dumbbells, not Fox News dumbbells. Instead of a tablet, a hammock; instead of a BlackBerry, a blackberry. The only tweets came from birds.

There's nothing like a little media fast -- I spent my holiday on a ranch in the high desert -- to remind you how little it costs to be a bit out of it. Missing the gyrations in poll data doesn't make you dumb. You're not a bad citizen if you don't keep up with each day's harvest of political lying. A healthy democracy doesn't require consuming daily servings of punditry. You don't need to track each dispiriting plot point of the primary season to grasp that the triumph of the plutocrats is the big story of our time. You could sleep your way through the whole presidential campaign and -- no matter what the outcome -- wake up to find that big money still has a hammerlock on government. Sure, if you zone out from the relentless news cycle, you might miss a gory pileup or two, but it's not as though you need to rubberneck every last car crash to realize how dangerous it is out there.

There is, of course, no virtue in being totally uninformed. Demagogues depend on ignorance, and a public that doesn't pay attention to stuff that matters is a perfect accomplice to its own enslavement. Pick an issue -- economic inequality, corporate oligopoly, climate change, health care, you name it -- and there are plenty of well-funded propagandists waging war on reason. Fake facts, phony expertise and false narratives thrive on stupidity; disinformation is the mother's milk of oppression. To the degree that journalism offers evidence and cultivates critical thinking, it demonstrates why the free press warrants being free.

But seven minutes of consuming news, especially after seven days of avoiding it, is enough to induce toxic shock.

If there's a bigger waste of time than CNN's panels of strategists, analysts, advocates and hacks, I can't think of any, except maybe for the gabbers on the other networks. Even the most professional correspondents and the best-intentioned contributors are cogs in the industrial production of don't-touch-that-dial. These shows aren't about news; they're about watching the news. Their business is to sell audiences to advertisers, and the laziest way to do that is to hype everything -- especially this breaking news you won't want to miss that's coming right after the break -- as urgent, fateful, must-see TV. Even if Mitt Romney or another Republican candidate in this field becomes the next president, it would be ludicrous to believe that the airtime that will have been afforded to the race by November 2012 will make us a wiser electorate. Campaign programming may be entertaining, the way a season of football or The Biggest Loser is fun to watch, but to claim that the wall-to-wall coverage of this melodrama is actually important to America -- that the quality of its electoral outcome depends on the amount and kind of media attention that's now being given to it -- is ridiculous.

I don't want to exempt the prestige press from this. Elite political journalism suffers from two chronic requirements. One is the need for reporters to tell the story as it unfolds in real time. Since journalists -- unlike historians -- don't know the ending, they have to supply a sufficient number of dots to be retroactively connected into the narrative that ultimately emerges. The consequence of this desire not to look foolish in hindsight is an awful lot of preemptive bet-hedging and ass-covering. No good reporter wants to omit a plotline that may turn out to be significant, or to make an assertion without a prudent, and potentially face-saving, qualification. Dealing with the former means paying attention to pointless sideshows; dealing with the latter means making mush.

The other problematic requirement is the straightjacket of balance. A mainstream reporter can't simply state that, say, Donald Trump and Herman Cain are con men gaming the political system in order to promote their brands; they have to attribute that view to someone else, and they have to dredge up a counter-assertion -- these guys are great leaders! -- in order to give the appearance of even-handedness. This is the brush that tars congressional Democrats and Republicans as equally obstructionist and unwilling to compromise, and that paints labor unions as the equivalent of the Koch Brothers. The origin of this journalistic behavior isn't some professional best-practices manual; it arises from 40 years of shrewd intimidation by the right, which has used the charge of "liberal bias" to force good reporters to pretend to be imbeciles.

My media detox will doubtless wear off -- I'm already trying to "catch up" on stories I missed, even though I won't end up paying a civic penalty for having a weeklong blackout in my Road to 2012 databank. I suppose I could convince myself that I have a vocational reason to be totally up to speed; yakking about the 24/7 news cycle is what I sometimes do. But that's just an excuse. I'd much rather hold on to what dawned on me each dawn I was away: a remote mountaintop is a near-perfect vantage point from which to see the circus.

This is my column from The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles. You can read more of my columns here, and e-mail me there if you'd like.

 

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ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
04:18 PM on 01/05/2012
An excellent idea, but you do need to remember to take salt (and tabasco) when you go camping.
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McGuffin18
The best lack all conviction...
01:04 AM on 01/04/2012
It's been about twenty years for me, since I went up that mountain. There is nothing on tv that even remotely competes. There was a period of withdrawal (more than 7 days...more like a month), but after that there was never any going back.

"Campaign programming may be entertaining..." Perhaps. But try this as a mental exercise. Put on CNN and don't watch but just listen. Then, block out the words and hear only the tone of voice. What I hear is something like: "Yeaaahhhh, thass a good liddul baby. A good baby! Does baby want a cookie? Does baby want some milk with the cookie? That's my smart liddul baby! Don't look away baby, mommy's right here."

It's like a John Carpenter movie from the 1980's.

Seems to be peculiarly American thing. For all the limitations of the medium, I don't get that vibe if I were to put on the BBC or the CBC.
07:36 PM on 01/03/2012
A great article. When you step back, get a little closer to nature, one starts realize what life is truly about.
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SamEllison
I feel so clean!
07:24 PM on 01/03/2012
Remember when prunes were good enough?
06:13 PM on 01/03/2012
The American media has legitimized the most grotesque, fascistic political farce in the western world.
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BBackSoon
Hello, I must be going.
02:50 PM on 01/03/2012
If it wasn't so infuriating, the Righ's cry of Liberal Bias in order to get the Press to report flat out lies as the 'Other Side' is quite impressive.
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02:09 PM on 01/03/2012
Oh yes...yes....yes....!!!! I started turning the TV off and only doing selective listening, watching and news reading this past summer while having some personal issues and realized my mind couldn't take the extra "chatter"...what a revelation Like the spending of the 80's and 90's you get sucked in and become a zombie before you even realize it. Even the radio is now filled with 10-15 minutes of uninterrupted commercials... Oh, how I've rediscovered peace in the house and audio books in the car and actual reading and cooking in the evening since the TV is off for a few hours after the 6pm local news (which is usually just as bad)..and there aren't the distractions of candidates faces over and over and over and over and over and over and yak, yak yak..."news" and "talk shows" and "reality shows" are like being stuck in a hell of family reunions.... Ahhh...quiet....
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FilthyHarry
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01:35 PM on 01/03/2012
After getting out of the military and not having ingested any tv news for a long time, when I finally got home, got cable and started watching, the immediate impression is that you're watching models read non-contextual tripe. It was a shock at how blatant it was.
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Jim bob
Be the change you wish to see.
01:19 PM on 01/03/2012
I turned off the tv quite a while ago, but the internet is still a problem. There's not much here, but sometimes I wind up getting up in the middle of the night to "see what's been happening". Every once in awhile there's a big story that warrants some attention, but not often.

I'm thinking of giving it up too, though, it's such a time suck and so little to be learned by "the news" anyway. But as long as I have it, I'll be addicted to what people call the news.

But as the line in "fiddler on the roof" goes--and this is lasting wisdom--"good news will keep, and bad news will refuse to go away".
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BBackSoon
Hello, I must be going.
02:51 PM on 01/03/2012
Good points.
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ProfessorBucket
Just act natural and keep moving
01:03 PM on 01/03/2012
All the Inside Baseball conjecturing is pointless. Politics has always been tribal warfare. The primal tribal instinct concocts its guiding narrative and rarely deviates from enshrined conspiracy theories and scripts. Nothing changes except the names of the scriptwriters. The scripts are rarely connected to reality and serve only to drive emotional responses among those ensnared in the abused electorate syndrome. The whole charade is a domination strategy. How ordinary.
12:34 PM on 01/03/2012
Wouldn't it be great if schools and universities taught what Marty learnt?
We're in a world of information overload and need to learn effective filtering. You can't be productive or thoughtful if you're constantly following multiple streams of over-hyped media messages or indulging in ceaseless twittering or texting.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
12:10 PM on 01/03/2012
I gave up Morning Joe in September.
Scarborough was so aggravating I couldn't take it any more.
I miss the round table format and other contributors on occasion, but I don't miss the negativity.
Scarborough took credit for prognostications and contributions to politics in DC that made him sound even more powerful than he already claims to have been.
He should be reassigned to the ESPN British Soccer scene.
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12:04 PM on 01/03/2012
Lucky man .. drowned himself out of TV media for 7 days fasting .. a better man Marty Kaplan .. a new outlook will help u move in a direction more beneficial, emotionally & professionally ..
11:54 AM on 01/03/2012
I find that I have to take a "media vacation" more often than I did before. It is imperative that I get the blood pressure under control and stop grinding my teeth. There are other things to do. It really doesn't matter what you do, just don't watch news for a couple of days. You won't believe how much calmer and happier you feel.
11:47 AM on 01/03/2012
Beautifully written. And it's true--these shows are not about news--but watching, hence the tease before every commercial break, Coming up--breaking news from (fill in the blank). If it's news, then tell it now instead of thinking I'm dumb enough to wait for a Geico Gekko. Thank you.