Is Huckabee the Antichrist?

[Below is the text of a flyer that was found on windshields in several church parking lots in Ottumwa, Iowa on Sunday. The Romney, Giuliani, McCain, Tancredo, Hunter, and Paul campaigns have all denied authorship or distribution of it. The Keyes campaign could not be located for a comment. The Thompson campaign could not be awakened for a comment.]

IS MIKE HUCKABEE THE ANTICHRIST?

1. Think about it. Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place?

2. Revelation 13 says that the Antichrist's kingdom will be both a political and an ecclesiastical power. Huckabee, a Baptist minister, is running for president.

3. That's right: President. Haven't you seen The Omen, people? (Is it just a coincidence that "Mike Huckabee" is an almost perfect anagram for "I am Damien"?)

4. No normal American man over the age of 40 loses 110 pounds. It's not natural.

5. Read this: "And that is why part of me, I confess, wants Huckabee to win. So he can lose. So the GOP can lose - as spectacularly and humiliatingly as possible. If we are to rid conservatism of this theocratic cancer, we need to start over. Maybe it has to get worse before it can get better." Who said it? Andrew Sullivan. Have you ever heard of the psy-ops mind trick called "negative psychology"? If Sullivan -- a gay Catholic -- says he wants Huckabee to get the Republican nomination so he can lose, you can bet your beanie that what the secret cabal of Romish sodomites really wants is for Huckabee to win.

6. Why do fundamentalist evangelicals support Israel? So that (Ezekiel 38-39) the forces of Gog and Magog can do battle in the valley of Megiddo in the 70th week of the End Times. No land of Israel, no Armageddon; no Armageddon, no Second Coming of Christ. Okay, so now tell me this: why has Tim LaHaye endorsed Mike Huckabee? Same reason. No Antichrist, no Left Behind. (By the way, is it just an "accident" that this point is number 6 on this list, and that there are 6 sentences in this point, and that the number of the beast is 666?)

7. Bill Clinton is from Hope. Mike Huckabee is from Hope. Do you really need someone to connect the dots?

8. Huckabee's sudden rise in the polls has been nothing short of miraculous. But II Thessalonians 2 points out how there will be a striking outward similarity between Antichrist and Christ. Did Christ support His claim to be God with signs and wonders? Check. So Antichrist, too, will perform signs and wonders. (Zogby 12:16).

9. The secular progressive liberal "New York" media love Huckabee. They have said repeatedly that he is "charming," that he is likable, authentic, comfortable in his own skin. But the devil who used a serpent to deceive the woman in the garden was also charming (Genesis 3). The devil is comfortable in his own skin, too. Sure, Huckabee's rhetoric is beguiling; none dare call it parseltongue.

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Comments

[frost12]

07:00 PM on 12/23/2007

The man endorses/advocates/champions TORTURE.
He is a MISANTHROPE.
He shouldn't be trusted with the position of DogCatcher
(and certainly not his BROTHER).

[Querent]

05:42 AM on 12/23/2007

Thanks, Marty. Nobody can twist the knife like you.

[NATIONALSECURITY4US]

02:52 PM on 12/22/2007

READ YOUR BIBLE THERE CAN BE MILLIONS OF ANTI-

CHRISTS' SIMULTANEOUSLY...


A ANTI-CHRIST IS ANYONE WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE

THAT JESUS CAME IN THE FLESH / SUFFERED / DIED

& ROSE AGAIN...

THEY ALSO RENOUNCE HIS DIVINITY OR BEING GODS'

SON...

TODAY THERE ARE MANY DEMONS WHO ARE BEGUILING &

DECEIVING THE MASSES -- SPEAKING BOLDLY & ARE

REALLY A DEVIL IN DISGUISE ACTING LIKE A ANGEL.


READ -- I JOHN 2:22 & II JOHN 1:7

[Mariel]

09:21 AM on 12/22/2007

The Bible does say things would heat up in the "last days". Yes, Huckabee vs. Obama could be explosive.
Maybe better that than the brain-dead corporate elite?

[Mariel]

09:05 AM on 12/22/2007

John Edwards? Offering an alternative.

[old73]

11:58 AM on 12/18/2007

...the Anti-WHAT?
The anti-MYTH?...if only it were so.
Not likely.
He seems to be anti-whatever positives the religious tales claim, Pro-the hundreds (thousands?) Anti-humanistic endorsement-laws-demands proclaimed, especially by "christianity."
~john l.

[tumblewind]

10:11 AM on 12/18/2007

No! George W Bush has already claimed that honor of being the Anti-Christ.

[azureblue]

09:41 AM on 12/18/2007

Yep, he is, truly. As is a lot of the TV preachers. And a lot of religious leaders who very pointedly refuse to follow the teachings of Christ, in fact, they preach the exact opposite. Now, if this isn't a textbook definition of anti Christ, I don't knwo what is.

But Huck has no business in public office. He has proven over & over to be a bigot a hater, and self deluded.

[OhgReaTone]

09:31 AM on 12/18/2007

The answer is no. But if there is such a thing then Mitt Romney is the better candidate for that title.
Ohg Rea Tone
http://thefiresidepost.com/2007/12/07/the-mormon-bible-and-mitt-romney/

[JohnCitizen]

08:54 AM on 12/18/2007

NO, BUSH IS THE ANTI-CHRIST

Huckabee is just the next incarnation on the road to Armageddon! These good Christians don’t live in the real world, the rational world. Bush, Cheney and Huckabee are only about beliefs and ideology. Welcome to our future of Bible times and no rational mind. Oh, what Rapture.

[leatherneck]

05:07 AM on 12/18/2007

Years ago, I too feared that Ronald[6]Wilson[6]Reagan[6] might fit the anti-christ description, but too many things did not fit, he did not preach peace but make war, as George Walker Bushjr does, but there is a reference in the bible of a 1st beast giving power too a 2nd beast, one might speculate that many republicans idolize/worship Reagan and use him too gain elected office, by calling themselves Reagan republicans, Ronald Wilson Reagan, might have been the 1st beast whom gives power too the second whom ever he might be, but its a fact Bush has lost his power in his 7th year, and one can debate if he is or not the anti-christ, it is with out a doubt he preaches peace but makes war....,

[darker]

02:02 AM on 12/18/2007

Huckabee ain't rich.
THAT sez it all, folks.
True Republicans aren't interested in non-rich
candidates.
They're hoping he goes away!

He'd be a poor representative of the
Bush-Cheney USA = NANNY STATE FOR THE RICH.

[delicado]

12:02 AM on 12/18/2007

I don't know if Huckabee is the AntiChrist or not. What I do know is the Constitution says that we keep church and state separate. When someone asked in a debate did anyone not believe in this book (the Bible), this was improper and someone should have said so. It does not matter whether they are Christian, Mormon,Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Agnostic, Atheist or Buddhist. It has no part in their credentials for being President. What matters is their willingness to uphold and defend the Constitution. Which President Bush said he would, but proceeded to defile it with lies and deceit, and he claims to be Christian. What we have to do is sort through the mistruths and platitudes and see the Candidate for his or her accomplishments and what they hold dear.

[flatus]

08:37 PM on 12/17/2007

The anagram line floored me. Thanks for the yuks.

[TMIDGE66]

08:29 PM on 12/17/2007

I'LL BE DAMNED IF I WANT A PSALM SINGING BIBLE THUMPING MINISTER RUNNING THIS COUNTRY. HE IS A PHONY. HE IS VERY ADEPT AT MAKING "INNOCENT STATEMENTS" THAT SUDDENLY WOUND OTHER CANDIDATES. GOOD GOD, DIDNT WE HAVE ENOUGH WITH ONE PHONY CHRISTIAN FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS. ENOUGH.