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Marty Kaplan

Marty Kaplan

Posted: August 30, 2010 11:14 AM

It's not the news that's a downer -- there's always been misery and ugliness around. It's our helplessness that's depressing us, the feeling that they have us over a barrel.

Who "they"?

Hamid Karzai has us over a barrel. He's as corrupt as they come, and the only thing he's good at is sabotaging investigations of corruption. Yet the mission and the fate of our 100,000 brave troops in Afghanistan are tied to his crooked little pinky, and apparently there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

Iraq has us over a barrel. The only thing that can prevent its collapse into failed statehood, the only hope to forestall a resurgence of the kind of violence that would return U.S. combat troops to Iraq, is a deadlocked Parliament that has met for 18 minutes in the six months since it was elected.

Pakistan has us over a barrel. Its president, Asif Ali Zadari, who spent 12 years in prison for corruption, makes Hamid Karzai look like a saint. Its intelligence service is in cahoots with the Taliban; its black-market nukes merchant A.Q. Khan is a national hero; it's "a site for recruiting and training American nationals intent on carrying out terrorist attacks on the U.S. homeland," says the Congressional Research Service. But as President Obama explained at West Point, our fight against Al-Qaeda and our success in Afghanistan are "inextricably linked to our partnership with Pakistan."

Ultra-orthodox Israeli political parties have us over a barrel. They're contemptuous of secular Jews, they exempt themselves from the reach of Israeli law and from service to the Israeli state, and yet they hold Knesset coalitions and government policy hostage to their extremism. Nothing lets Hamas, Hezbollah and Fatah off the hook; nothing takes history off the table. But Americans who advocate a safe, secure Jewish democracy in the Middle East find themselves at the mercy of a fundamentalist fringe that has hijacked the definition of Jewishness and pre-empted the parameters of the peace process.

Wall Street banks have us over a barrel. That's what "too big to fail" means. They're exempt from moral hazard: their profits are privatized, but their risks are socialized.

Big Media has us over a barrel. Google and Verizon are planning an Internet toll-road. Megamergers like Comcast-NBC are giving more control of content to fewer distributors. TV licenses - the lucrative privilege of local stations to use the public's spectrum for free - are automatically renewed, with no public interest obligations required or enforced. And when the Federal Communications Commission shows the slightest signs of independence, the indebtedness of both political parties to telecom largesse makes Congress a witting accomplice to industry demands. What good does sending letters and petitions do, when their recipients - the guarantors of our system's checks and balances - are in the oligarchs' pockets?

Republicans have Democrats over a barrel. Cost-free filibusters and secret holds on nominations keep GOP fingerprints off obstructionism. Lazy, sensation-dependent mass media, served up to an under-informed public, enables cynical strategists to concoct distracting non-issues like free Viagra for felons, and the non-Ground Zero non-mosque. Cowardice by prestige media - treating Fox, Breitbart and the rest not as partisan sock puppets, but as legitimate journalistic voices - has permitted demagoguery to flourish. Barack Obama's quixotic pursuit of bipartisanship has shifted the responsibility for his troubles away from the nihilists who've caused them, and onto his base, whose appeals to the White House to wake up and smell the Republican coffee have been met with exasperation and condescension. Small wonder that Democrats watching poll numbers tumble feel powerless to prevent a November train wreck.

Technology has us over a barrel: the more it empowers us, the more it enslaves us. For the past few months, BP has had us over millions of barrels. Even Alzheimer's has us over a barrel; as far as scientists know now, nothing can prevent it but luck.

Depression, of course, isn't the only available response to impotence. Glenn Beck's audience thinks Obama has them over a barrel. They believe that America has been usurped by a foreign-born Muslim bent on taking their Constitution, their God, their guns and their grannies away from them. Their frustration with the hand that democracy has dealt them isn't giving them the vapors; it's enraging them, stoking paranoia and resentment, fanning fiery talk about revolution. When they speak of the blood of patriots, you get the feeling they don't just mean it metaphorically.

Experts don't agree about the origin of the idiom "to have someone over a barrel." But whether it comes from the way British sailors were whipped, from the way drowning victims were resuscitated, from the way a pistol can make you compliant, or from the sexual place I'm not going to go, it's not a happy position to find yourself in.

"I read the news today oh boy," wrote John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Who can blame anyone for being bummed?

This is my column from The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles. You can read more of my columns here, and e-mail me there if you'd like.

 

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12:10 AM on 09/01/2010
Well, I'm bummed. I have to watch that clip of the fat puppy battling the patient cat before I can go to bed now.
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William1950
everything I say could be wrong
11:23 PM on 08/31/2010
well golly gee whiz, i feel so much better now, knowing that what i already know is what is really happening... and here i thought it was all in my feeble mind.
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Marvin Burt
07:37 AM on 09/01/2010
So, now you realize what you already knew is reality and you thought you were just crazy..........
I can relate!
03:15 PM on 08/31/2010
I wonder what the suicide rate looks like in America right now? I can't find anything after 2005.
marinade
All of the above.
12:14 PM on 08/31/2010
At least that climate change denier had his "DOH!" moment. Yay. He now supports a carbon tax to fund solutions.
12:06 PM on 08/31/2010
The global imperial Western imposed financial monetary system is a dead corpse...
and we just walk pass it every day as if the cadavre will better itself.

The system was like a family member passing away (although perveted and corrupt):

1. First the shock

2. Then the grieving

3. Then the funeral

4. Then the acceptance

5. Life goes on

We, as a society seems to be stuck between 2 and 3.
11:54 AM on 08/31/2010
I'm depressed about the fact that the 2010 US Federal Budget increased discretionary spending for the Department of Defense by over 12% to $663.7 BILLION dollars, nearly HALF of total discretionary spending. That's more than 8 TIMES the number 2 spot, Health and Human Services, which had its spending CUT in 2010. I'm depressed that we are unwilling to reign this in or even debate it rationally. I'm depressed that it is a fact that 12 BILLION dollars in cash cannot be accounted for and no one is being held accountable. I'm depressed that this is enough money to give a free health screening to every person in our country but instead it got lost in Iraq. They really have us over a barrell.
marinade
All of the above.
12:12 PM on 08/31/2010
The defense budget excess is the socialism that teabaggers should concern themselves with.

The defense industry is a massive entitlement cloaked in a fantasy of John Wayne machoism.

It is hysterically funny to hear baggers run on about Obama intentionally shoving socialism down their throats. That happened a long time ago when Republicans let the Military Industrial Complex take over.
03:41 PM on 08/31/2010
Sorry but the Democrats were just as complicit in the MIC takeover.

Johnson was their man, for one.
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04:03 PM on 08/31/2010
Socialism is when government owns capital on behalf of the people and is mandated to disperse the national wealth fairly. Capitalism is when capital owns the government of the people, inevitably usurping individual political prerogatives for its limited benefit.

Both political parties are an expression of our current capitalist phenomenon. If we cannot succeed in forming an authentic European style left political party, we will surely witness an acceleration of the US decline in political, economic and world leadership roles as well as the continuing impoverishment of the middle class.

It is not beyond the capability of our citizens to resist disenfranchisement by the ruling oligarchical powers:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?memberId=410810&articleId=281474977094084
11:27 AM on 08/31/2010
You left out David Rockefeller. He's got everything over a barrel. He's profiting from our misery.
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sporty1
being me
11:24 AM on 08/31/2010
You summed it up pretty well Marty. The amazing thing is that Republican ideas can take hold like they do with just a waving of a flag and a nasty lie, always disguised well enough to fool about half the population, those with low intelligence and learning. Part of it is a newly contrived mantra and ways of meanness, again disguised though somewhat more thinly. Like the car makers who produce vehicles that make loud ugly noise on our higways and in our communities. The people revving their Harley Daivdson motorcycles iwith ear splitting, evil sounding noise and sitting as if nothing were happening, their look all about "there is nothing unusual happening here", and playing that scene over and over, they never seem to get tired of it. All those around them must suffer with it until they are out of earshot, which is a long way off. The perversity is getting to levels approaching that of the Nazis and Hitler's brown shirts.
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rimmetheclown
03:05 PM on 08/31/2010
It has taken literally thirty years to come to this which that when the FCC deregulated under Reagan, that gave way to media giants to promote their ideals without having to give the other side fair time to have both sides heard. Equal time, fair and balanced...It used to be that if you as a broadcasting company, and your tv or radio station(s) gave any time to a political side, then the other major side would have the same amount of time alloted to them or be fined by the FCC, or potentially lose their license to broadcast. With the elimination of this simple rule, it gave the ability for a Rush Limbaugh to rise unchecked because those interested in his rhetoric would hear it without having to hear the other side if they kept listening or watching the same tv or radio station. Also, Faux News was able to emerge to where from this debacle of wrongness...
Peabodies
We are the Many. They are the Few.
09:32 AM on 09/01/2010
I agree, rimme.
10:57 AM on 08/31/2010
That is an excellent summary.
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10:29 AM on 08/31/2010
I'm not depressed. But then I'm not married nor do I have children or grandchildren.

If I did, I'd be beyond depressed, I'd be FURIOUS.

So furious I would probably join the only organization I see actively in the streets protesting what is happening.
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joebaggadonuts
Civilization: Evolutionary pathway of choice.
11:50 AM on 08/31/2010
You don't have family obligations. Use your anger to be a force for good. Go into the streets with the crazies and show them what real anger is.
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William1950
everything I say could be wrong
11:21 PM on 08/31/2010
you would join peta?
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den1953
The best politicians are for free!
10:25 AM on 08/31/2010
Sounds as though every American needs a week of media closure and shut off the dam TV and Radio for a week a just to clear our polluted minds, Americans should have there own revival at the Washington monument and have another Woodstock and just chill?
10:18 AM on 08/31/2010
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Why is it the teabaggers have failed to grasp this idea when they spew their "Obama is a socialist" rhetoric?
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Chubbster
Always Under Moderation
10:11 AM on 08/31/2010
Walk away from barrel games.
09:37 AM on 08/31/2010
No doubt the average working "stiff" is at the mercy of a system that now looks out for the "entitled". The investor class now has the leverage and tosses crumbs to their "servants" and expects gratitude. And employers feel little compulsion to reward employees when many jobs can be sent to cheap overseas labor markets. How can we resurrect the middle-class? Walk from bloated home mortgages, rent for half the price up the street. But food locally when available. Get accustomed to filling whatever void you feel not from "stuff" but from inexpensive hobbies. Get your acqusition "fix" from shopping used. It is time to strike a better balance between the employing class and those hard-working laborers that "serve" them!
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Chubbster
Always Under Moderation
10:18 AM on 08/31/2010
What's with the archaic "class" concept? All beings are owners of their own karma and have arrived at where they are in life through their own actions or lack of actions. I know, this doesn't fit in very well with the victim meme.
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11:03 AM on 08/31/2010
Whats with the hippie-dippy 'karma, all-beings' concept?

There IS a group of people, the top 1%, who are destroying the world with financial weapons of mass destruction. There IS no such thing as 'karma'!

Reality bites.
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StopAmericanPlutocracy
Life's too mysterious, don't take it serious
02:41 PM on 08/31/2010
@Chubbster: Class struggle is at the heart of America's problem today. Sorry, you are just wrong about it being an archaic "class" concept. So I'm wondering - if the wealthy and influential who OWN America treat their employees with contempt and do not fairly compensate the employees who WORKED HARD to get them rich - if it isn't victimization, then what do you call it?
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09:26 AM on 08/31/2010
Depression and sadness also occur when someone found out that he was wrong.

I know it is very difficult to accept, but perhaps, government does not know best. Perhaps that's the real root of all of the deterioration among your media outlets.

Gimmicks are the symptoms, not the problem.

I trust the conservatives to look after the best interests of the people. Their prescriptions require a little more work by us as individuals, but in the end, they work far better.
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pyro
Fire in the kilns, lets fill all empty bowls.
11:39 AM on 08/31/2010
Indeed. Eight years of Bush prooved that.

Wait a minute------!!!!! WTF?!
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joebaggadonuts
Civilization: Evolutionary pathway of choice.
11:51 AM on 08/31/2010
Trust no one but yourself, let the force be with you.
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12:23 PM on 08/31/2010
Let go, let John F. Kerry.

Obama is my copilot.