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The GOP Debate: 20th Time's a Charm

Posted February 23, 2012 | 02/23/12 08:35 AM ET

The Republican candidates have just finished their 20th and (allegedly) final debate. For those of you keeping score, that's more debates than Santorum kids plus Romney sons plus Gingrich wives plus Paul eyebrows. If debates were frozen yogurt promotional punchcards, right now we'd all be stuffing ourselves on no less...

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The GOP is Having an Open Relationship With Its Candidates

4 Comments | Posted January 22, 2012 | 01/22/12 05:11 AM ET

My fellow Americans,

Seems Republicans can't settle down with one candidate. First that Rick Santorum guy won the Iowa caucus. Then Mitt Romney won in New Hampshire. And now somehow Newt Gingrich manages to pull off a win. It's amazing who some people will vote for. They should be voting...

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I Will Not Suspend My Campaign For President, So Stop Asking

1 Comments | Posted January 17, 2012 | 01/17/12 05:27 PM ET

My fellow Americans,

Now that my good friend and bitter opponent Jon Huntsman has withdrawn from the presidential race, I thought it might behoove me to elaborate a bit on what voters can expect from the Quasniki campaign in the coming months, and I will answer that question forthwith.

In...

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A Republican Candidate With a Difference

13 Comments | Posted January 11, 2012 | 01/11/12 12:38 PM ET

My fellow Americans,

Firstly, I begin by saying my message is intended for American voters only. If you don't live in the United States, or you're some kind of felon who can't vote, I suggest you stop reading now and go click on the "CUTEST POLAR BEAR VIDEO EVER" link...

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