Matt Stewart is a novelist, freelance writer, and tech/green marketeer based in San Francisco. Drop him a line at mjfstewart@yahoo.com or follow him on twitter @mjfstewart.

Blog Entries by Matt Stewart

Why I'm Releasing My Novel on Twitter

2 Comments | Posted July 14, 2009 | 10:19 AM (EST)


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Starting today, Bastille Day, I'm releasing my entire debut novel--The French Revolution--on Twitter. As far as I can tell, it's the first full-length literary novel ever released via tweets.

My immediate reaction, were I in your shoes, would be incredulity. Who reads...

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If Texas Seceded, It'd Be Saudi Arabia Lite

5 Comments | Posted May 5, 2009 | 01:52 PM (EST)


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You may have heard that a few glorified cowboys down in Texas have been intimating thoughts of secession.

Go for it guys, so long as you don't mind being Saudi Arabia's far-flung American cousin.

OK, strong statement--but the think about it for...

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Damn Right I Got Michael Jackson Tickets

Posted April 9, 2009 | 03:05 AM (EST)


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A few weeks back Michael Jackson -- without question the greatest performer of a generation -- announced he was setting up his circus tent in London for a last-ever stint of fifty concerts.

My reaction: pure, liquid joy.

Bad was the first...

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Preventing a Bankrupt USA

Posted March 23, 2009 | 03:34 PM (EST)


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Don't say it can't happen.

The Romans went bankrupt. So did the Soviets, Enron, Argentina, Lehman Brothers, even sweet little Iceland.

With an estimated deficit of $9.3 trillion over the next decade, the United States...

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iForget: How the iPhone Killed Memory

Posted March 4, 2009 | 05:17 PM (EST)


2009-03-03-iphone.pngThe iPhone is a gorgeous, near-perfect device that reads minds and moves planets. It's also destroying the traditional concept of memory.

Start with the basics: voice calls. Of all the phone numbers I use regularly, I only know five...

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Lessons from the Losers -- How Not to Cave

Posted January 29, 2009 | 07:55 PM (EST)


The people have spoken, and the Republicans aren't listening. And as usual, they're not listening as a group.

After mismanaging the country into fiscal ruin, two endless wars, and a pair of landslide elections rejecting their rule, yesterday the Republican leadership urged their members to oppose Obama's stimulus plan...

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2007 -- The Year that Time Forgot

Posted December 31, 2008 | 12:37 PM (EST)


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Quick--what happened in 2007?

I'm not talking about your sister's wedding, your Tijuana honeymoon, that bare-knuckles fight with your parents at Christmas, the new dog-catcher job, or other personal battles won or lost. Try to think of global events, newsworthy happenings worthy of...

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Detached in a Shoestorm: Bush's Farewell Faceoff

Posted December 14, 2008 | 09:24 PM (EST)


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Reagan forgot to duck. Bush didn't. It's unforgettable television that, upon reflection, appears to sum up the man and his presidency.

Watch the video. From behind we see the Shoe Thrower lurch up, ragged and uncouth, doing his best to reinforce all negative...

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Axl Rose and the Return of the Great American Bad Ass

Posted November 18, 2008 | 10:27 AM (EST)


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You wanna antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
Punk

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

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