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Matthew Diffee

Matthew Diffee

Posted: November 20, 2009 04:01 PM

Naming America's First Marijuana Cafe

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The first ever marijuana café in America opened last week. That doesn't surprise me. What shocks me is that it's in Portland, Oregon. That would be like opening a Mormon bookstore in Salt Lake City. Weird, right? The place is called The Cannabis Café, which I must say I find pretty disappointing. If there's anything we know about people who claim to use marijuana for medicinal use, it's that they have a sense of humor. Why not call it something fun. Here's a few ideas just off the top of my head:


  • The Grass Hut
  • The Dopeteria
  • The Weeding Room
  • Stoned Depot
  • De Pot Depot
  • McDoobies
  • International House of Potcakes
  • The Joint Joint
  • Paranoid Eddie's Bakery
  • Pottery Barn

 
 
 
The first ever marijuana café in America opened last week. That doesn't surprise me. What shocks me is that it's in Portland, Oregon. That would be like opening a Mormon bookstore in Salt Lake City. ...
The first ever marijuana café in America opened last week. That doesn't surprise me. What shocks me is that it's in Portland, Oregon. That would be like opening a Mormon bookstore in Salt Lake City. ...
 
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11:22 PM on 11/27/2009
Roach Motel
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
05:16 PM on 11/27/2009
1. The Hash House
2. Weeds R Us
3. Mountain High
4. Longest Running Hit
4. Sweet Smell of Success
5. How Sweet It Is
6. The Dream Factory
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
05:10 PM on 11/27/2009
Call the place Pot Luck!
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04:02 AM on 11/25/2009
The Circle! Any that 70s show fan would get it!
08:43 AM on 11/24/2009
Cold Pizza....

Marsha Mellows...

Liked Pottery Barn & Stoned Depot- haha!
09:38 PM on 11/23/2009
unreal!

look at the creativity

Huffman's Pots-inn

Long Green Ride
12:28 PM on 11/23/2009
The Stem Cell?
The Bong Show?
01:18 PM on 11/23/2009
Mary J's place..
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
05:18 PM on 11/27/2009
Toke-E O'Rose
11:13 AM on 11/23/2009
Potland, Oregon
09:44 PM on 11/22/2009
Buddy's Cafe
Toast
Bake House
The Herb Room
Humboldt Express
Mendocino Medicine
08:45 AM on 11/22/2009
The Weeding Womb
Esmereldas (in homage to the foot long papers called...y­ou guessed it)
Munchies R Us
TokeNSmoke
Far Out Cafe
Do Not Inhale Cafe
Dime Bag Express
Bogart's Smokery
The Burning Bush
Got Weed?
Hashish House OR House of Hashish
A joint By Any Other Name
Roach Express
Joint of No Return
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
05:21 PM on 11/27/2009
The Joint Is Jumpin'!
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Elyriaohio
Stop the Monarchy
08:42 AM on 11/22/2009
Buds 'R Us
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beckpod1
11:24 AM on 11/21/2009
"The Forgotton Name Cafe"...or "Buzz Room"
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boner
08:52 AM on 11/21/2009
The Roll Up Roll Inn
06:22 AM on 11/21/2009
the burn, burn 1, 420's, rastaroo's­, cafe green, what's the name cafe, medical munchies,
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12:08 AM on 11/21/2009
I like saying "cannabis.­" And I think it's a good word for the public to learn. Being the first, the nation's eyes are on Portland (where I live), so some kicky name might sound too weird.