How Joe The Plumber Will Keep The "Queers" Away

As you may have heard, Samuel Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, was giving an interview to Christianity Today, where as usual, he displayed some of his now famous Wurzelbacher wit.

When asked about gay marriage, Mr. the Plumber said:

People don't understand the dictionary--it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do--what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children.

Classy. But, Joe's not only someone who can "articulate conservatism" as Rush Limbaugh said. He is a man with a plan.

A plan to keep the "strange and unusual" homosexuals away from his children. Take a look.

Alright, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not sure Joe the Plumber actually has kids. I searched the web for about 10 minutes, then got bored and stopped. I know he's divorced. And if he does have kids, he may not literally place them in a crate to keep them away from gay people. Maybe it'd be in a closet, or perhaps the basement.

But really, this is all the Republicans have left. Embrace the bigoted. The racist. The sexist. Box themselves in more and more until they're crushed by their own hatred. And if they want to box themselves in, I say fine. It leaves more room for the rest of us.

Also, feel free to follow me on Twitter if you're someone who does that sort of thing.

Comments

[Parallel Lies]

Perhaps Joe could use a roto-rooter ( starting with his mouth ) ...

[Matthew Filipowicz - Huffpost Blogger]

Oh great. Now I have that image in my head.

[Joejam2845]

If anyone ever thought Christians were "In Your Face" They obviously haven't been targeted by the Gay Lobby! They define 21st century Nazi "In your face" tactics! It's not enough to not support gay marriage, No no....we need to destroy somebody's life, I.E. Miss California!

[otter4771]

Uh, gays are destroying Miss California? lol Ok. I think she did it to herself by not reading her contract. There hasn't been any gay people literally 'in her face'. What are you talking about? So people comment on blogs and websties. Big deal.

[Cratchit]

Sadly, Joe strikes a chord with beer-swilling small town America.

[BeeOplentee]

I hope Joe can fix plumbing better than he can spout wisdom!

[Matthew Filipowicz - Huffpost Blogger]

Well, he never got his plumber's license, so who knows?

[southernoldie]

Not only does he not have a plbg. license, he is breaking a law & a state or city code wherever he works & should be fined. Why has there been NO mention of that. If most people were working illegally (except the illegal immigrants, which are somehow protected), they'd be fined & ran out until they went to school, got a license, paid for all the crap to be in business, etc. Not simple.

[JRsNana]

You hit the proverbial nail on its proverbial head.

[Matthew Filipowicz - Huffpost Blogger]

Thanks!

[ihavenobias]

Awesome.

[Matthew Filipowicz - Huffpost Blogger]

Glad you liked it!