Oh my god! Sarah Palin was right! And after we mocked her, mercilessly, for what we all thought were asinine comments about death panels. Little did we know that Sarah the Oracle was just trying to warn us when she said
The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel" so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their "level of productivity in society," whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.
Why didn't we listen?!? We have obtained footage of Barack Obama's Death Panel passing subjective judgment on Sarah Palin's parents and child. I warn you, the footage is shocking. Take a look.
Oh, thank god. I guess it was just a dream. Which makes sense seeing as a bill hasn't been passed. But, it makes Palin's dire warning none the less apt.
I think we can all agree that we should continue to allow our health care decisions to be made by the people making them now. The for-profit insurance companies.
Certainly we can trust the motives of an industry that makes obscene amounts of profit off the sick and the dying.
So, call congress and President Obama today. And tell them to keep their damn government hands off our private industry Death Panels!
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