A Song to Help Find Vicki Iseman (Remember Her?)

It has been exactly one month since the New York Times broke the John McCain/Vicki Iseman scandal, and since then the press has gone after Iseman with all the veracity and acumen of a dead hippo. What gives?

Don't get me wrong -- I think that if John McCain had an inappropriate relationship with a lobbyist who looks like a Barbie doll that your sister gave a haircut to, it doesn't make him any less qualified to be president than I already think he is. That said, since any Democrat that is state assembly on up can't look at a woman other than his wife without the press going after her, I'd like to see the same crappy journalism help my team for once.

It certainly isn't happening yet, and Vicki Iseman is probably sitting at home thanking Eliot Spitzer and Jeremiah Wright for making this news almost as old as John McCain, smugly patting herself on the back for being the only person in history to be a front page story in the Times with the self-control to not utter a peep. That, or some shadowy people have buried her in the desert.

We wrote a song to help find out - enjoy!

Shout-outs to Huffpost blogger Chris Kelly and 80's punk gods Husker Du for obvious inspiration.

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Vicki Where Are You?

A month ago when I first read your name
In a television storm of counterclaims
Certain that you'd surface soon enough
To deflect the accusations, cry out how you've been misjudged
The rumors faded out and that was that
And everyone stopped wondering just where you might be at
Now it's likely that I'll see your face
On a box of milk at breakfast or a ship to outer space

Vicki where are you, did they send you far away
I don't want to argue, I just want to know that you're okay
Vicki where are you on a rocket to the moon
Vicki where are you, I hope you come home soon

Hey, for all I know you just might be
In little plastic bags down at the bottom of the sea
Maybe you fell victim to the hands
Sticking shovel after shovel in the Arizona sand
I'm only kidding, am I not
I wouldn't put it past them, don't expect them to get caught
So keep your story firmly in your throat
1,000 screaming children clench their teeth and hope you don't

Vicki where are you, did they pull you way down south
Are you tied to a chair with duct tape on your mouth
V-V-Vicki where are you, way down in Mexico
Vicki where are you, why'd you have to go

The search and rescue party has gone home
And Timmy, Wolf and Tweety vowed to leave you well alone
I'd offer an advance to write a book
If you make it to the cameras before you lose your looks

Vicki where are you, and just what did you do
Vicki where are you, on the island of Nauru
Vicki where are you, the girl the world forgot
Vicki where are you, You might be all we've got
Vicki where are you?

Comments

[cc]

If I were Vicki Iseman and I were innocent in the matter I'd be SURE I let EVERYONE know. Her silence speaks volumes.

[PioneerKing]

Why is Vicki in hiding if nothing shady wasn't happening?

[django707]

There has been no follow up because the fix is in and the MSM reporters have been told to back off.
John McCain, the next appointed POTUS.

[zigzag1]

From secretary to high paid lobbyist in two years..typical career path. Perhaps a reporter will ask her how she managed that someday. Oh that's right, the great war hero might get angry about that and the press would have to beg for his forgiveness. As long as Leiberman is handy to whisper answers in hid ear.

[biglover]

One can only presume there may be some media bias here. I would like to know more about the story.

[PhantomAviator]

At least it's not a GAY affair.

(Not that there's anything WRONG with that.)

[JinnRikki]

I'm sure she'll turn up....November 5th.

[YellowPanties]

Just because McCain had an affair with a woman who looks like Isemann, and that affair ruined his marriage and he ended up marrying the "other woman", does NOT mean he's doing it again.

Because McCain has character, integrity, and jowls.

[pchdriver]

Hilarious, Max. I couldn't care less about the private aspects of her relationship with McCain, but I was asking myself this same question only a few days ago...she really does seem to have vanished, which is quite a feat these days.

-- Christian Gulliksen

[biglover]

Not when you have powerful folks making sure it doesn't happen. Funny how fast they found Reverend Wright's speeches. Maybe we should write to Brian Ross at ABC who broke the Wright story to now find Vickie Iseman

[Kundera]

"what gives?" Maybe nobody cares. A false story by the NY Times got lefties all excited, but now the story is dead. RASMUSSEN POLL: McCain Now Leads By Double Digits:
McCain 51% Clinton 41%
McCain 49% Obama 42%

[laocoon]

What exactly was false? Please do not just summarize give a specific quote from the story and then a specific reference that shows its falsehood. i suspect that if you respond it will will some interpretation of what the story might "suggest" and then ... well lets see. Show your cards.

[G418]

Just out of curiosity, does your Rasmussen Poll factor in the effects of illegal aliens, felons, and ballot fraud? I didn't think so.

[MaxMarginal]

If only we had polling data on how how Republicans measured up against Democrats with respect to detecting humor while reading....

[toby25]

Maybe...just maybe...nothing even happened between them. It just may be possible that the New York Times screwed up.