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Megan Carpentier

Posted: March 30, 2010 05:01 PM

Why No One Can Hate Kate Gosselin as Much as She Hates Herself

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Watching Kate Gosselin's desperately "happy" smiles, her increasing levels of personal discomfort and, finally, her rehearsal fit-turned-crying-jag on Monday night's Dancing With The Stars made me realize one sad thing. No matter how many tummy-tucks, tooth veneers or hair extensions she gets to meet some external standard of beauty, she'll never feel beautiful and thus, to a great degree, she'll never be beautiful. And no matter how many times Bruno tells her to let herself play a character on the dance floor, what he doesn't really understand is that she already is, and she doesn't know how to stop.

Kate Gosselin in a 35-year-old divorced mother of 8 children with a douchebag, tabloid-baiting, midlife crisis-having, younger-lady boning ex-husband who will forever more be colloquially known as "Stubby," the nickname given to him by Kate's doctor's 22-year-old daughter, who became "the other woman." And if the thought of having (painful, expensive) plastic surgery to make yourself more attractive for your husband only to have him hook up with your doctor's daughter doesn't evoke in you some amount of sympathy, then you've bought into the projection of Kate as the Mean Mommy a little too much.

Sure, she's rigid and she's used to setting the rules. She has eight kids that, even without television cameras around, she's got to help feed, clothe and get places. She has said she always wanted to be a mom, which is why she and Stubby underwent fertility treatments in the first place, and she got her wish in spades. But now, it's pretty clear she doesn't remember how to be anything but a mommy, and it's the only role she's comfortable making primary.

Even a MILF is a mother first, and a sex object second -- but she's neither the only nor the oldest mother on the show. Niecy Nash has three kids and is five years older than Kate; Pamela Anderson is 8 years older than Kate and has 3 kids. Yet neither actress hypes their mommy-ness as much as Kate, and both are infinitely more comfortable in their skin as women, as evidenced by their feminine and sexy performances to date.

Watching Kate dance is a painful experience for the viewer -- nearly as painful as it appears to be for Kate. She obviously doesn't regularly wear heels, shake her hips or move her body (i.e., dance) for fun. She doesn't know where her arms are, let alone where they should be, she stands with her feet further apart than her hips, which projects an air of authority when standing in pants and an air of clumsiness when dancing in a short skirt. And her rehearsal videos show she finds the experience frustrating: why can't she make her body act like the other women in the show? Why is Tony's language about what to do with it so frustratingly confusing and vague?

Kate's used to finding people to blame -- we all are -- and it's easy to say that when a teacher isn't getting through to a student that the teacher needs to find another way. But Tony can't make Kate connect with the feminine part of dance because Kate's disconnected from her own feminine self. Mom is mom, she isn't a sexual being, in Kate's mind, and although she's gone under the knife to an unnecessary degree to achieve the outward appearance of sexiness, she doesn't appear sexy because she doesn't feel sexy. It shows in her body, in her frustration with how she can't make it behave as she wants it to behave, in her brittle smiles and her tensed-up shoulders.

All the haters on the internet can't hate Kate Gosselin as much as she hates herself, and not because of her dancing. What I'd like to see is for Kate to look into a mirror instead of the camera and mouth the words, "I love you" to her own reflection and really mean it. Until then, even the love of her 8 children isn't going to make her feel right inside.

Originally posted to DWTSshow.com

 

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04:30 PM on 04/13/2010
I do not understand how she can say that she is on DWTS so she can suport her family. Maybe, if she would not have gone under such an expensive make over before DWTS she could have had more money for her family. Continuing to write books, do many interviews, shows like DWTS and her new TLC reality show only prove that Jon is correct that she is an absentee mother and I think an attention whore. She is not a real celebrity and America should not applaud her for being so rude and bitchy to everyone around her. Didnt anyone else watching the show see that she was absentee then as Jon was the only one there for those children. She verbally abused Jon and nelgected not only her children but emotionally neglected Jon as well. He was the one to pull for the children to be off of tv and he is the one that we dont see continuing to do reality tv shows or dwts.

P.S. Dear Dancing with the Stars: The show is called "Stars" I do not consider the bachelor a star, and surely not Kate. How about the days when the show had real celebrities and not faux reality personalities. There is a difference.
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01:56 PM on 04/02/2010
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Alex Sarmiento
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07:09 PM on 04/01/2010
I wonder: will Jon Gosselin try to clean up his image by going on Dancing With The Stars? Hey, if that horrible excuse for a woman Kate can do so, then Stubby shouldn't have any problem. Perhaps he could be a lot better with his partner (provided that he doesn't try to bang them) than Kate is with Tony Dovolani.
06:21 AM on 04/02/2010
Since when did Dancing With The Stars become a destination for celebrities who are trying to "clean up their image"?
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Tallulah Morehead
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05:03 PM on 04/01/2010
"Why No One Can Hate Kate Gosselin as Much as She Hates Herself"

Maybe not, but we can at least TRY! Her self-loathing sets the bar high, but I can still aim for it. A woman's reach should exceed her grasp.
06:21 PM on 04/01/2010
Tallulah, once again, you're an inspiration! I promise to strive for the stars, or in this case, the dancing shopping cart.
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Tallulah Morehead
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03:12 AM on 04/05/2010
Wasn't this a scene on LOST?

Megan Carpentier: "No One Can Hate Kate Gosselin as Much as She Hates Herself ."

The Real John Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
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12:22 PM on 04/01/2010
So what you're saying is being a Mom and not liking yourself makes it ok for you to be: Arrogant, controlling, obnoxious, hard headed and verbally abusive to others when they don't bend to your will? Idiot that John may be, she was not nice to him and her behavior towards him and is inability to stand up to her is what destroyed the marriage. More than likely she flipped out on her partner because he was not going to tolerate her behavior. How grown up to refer to him as " stubby" but if she's called "shrew" it's an offense.

This woman is no one's victim, please stop trying to make her out to be one.
12:33 PM on 04/01/2010
Amen.
03:10 PM on 04/01/2010
Plus, obviously the author of this article has not watched the show.

First, Kate is VERY comfortable in spiked heels.

AND, Jon was a saint to stay with her for so long. When Jon was home he did everything. She stayed in the kitchen and threw a few carrots and crackers on a plate to feed her kids....and bitched and moaned the whole time.
06:33 PM on 04/01/2010
Hear hear! Well said.
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OutAtFirst
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12:19 PM on 04/01/2010
Such an in-depth analysis of such a shallow subject. What's next, the much overlooked implications of a toenail clipping as it relates to our broader societal expectations?
10:25 AM on 04/01/2010
I would say that as they grow up and realize how much she has exploited them, at least some of the 8 will hate Kate more than she hates herself.
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12:34 PM on 04/01/2010
I don't think she hates herself. She just has anxiety. Most of us do.
07:59 AM on 04/02/2010
Most of us may have anxiety, but MOST OF US WOULD NOT GO ON DWTS. Therefore, common anxiety is not a logical explanation for Kate's poor performance. You can't even believe her is SHE says it is. . (See quote below.) She contradicts herself all the time.

Why don't you Kate lovers simply post about how much you love her, instead of posting things that you don't know? My explanation is that you are like her and you just like to lie. ------------------------------------
She has previously stated, "I've done enough years on TV that I feel like it's a normal, comfortable, natural place to be..." ht tp://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20315590,00.ht ml
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ramblin jack
10:14 AM on 04/01/2010
I am so tired of the term "haters".
11:44 AM on 04/01/2010
Thank you! I was about to post that very thought.

There's a distressing intolerance on regular display on HP, when someone expresses contrary or unpopular opinions. I have serious, rational objection to Kate on many levels, on how celebrity has befallen her, her graceless response, her greedy public behavior, the condescending and denigrating way she treats other people, and the mess she's making of her kids -- and it's not being a hater to express this.

Hateful is continuing to refer to Jon as Stumpy; the author is not unaware that this is the cruelest jibe to throw at a man.
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12:35 AM on 04/03/2010
Me, too, ramblin jack. But what I dislike even more intensely is: "h8ers".
07:17 AM on 04/01/2010
I wish DWTS went for someone who is more deserving of the opportunity to be on the show. Kate seems to be a very insecure person, has a love-hate split personality as to being a celeberity and knows her income opportunites have gone yet is still responsible for bringing too many children into this world.
07:55 AM on 04/01/2010
Please she is on the show so her income went up not down.

Jon doesn't appear to be working so someone has to support those kids and her choice was just that HERS.
02:50 PM on 04/01/2010
Funny that when the state of PA tried to step in and demand that the kids be paid for the show, she sided with TLC. She never looked out for them by insisting that money was set aside for their wellbeing. She never set up accounts for them, she was making millions off the show, books, etc... and yet begrudged the state demanding some money be set aside for the kids. Please don't fool yourself that she is thinking of anybody other than herself.
02:38 AM on 04/01/2010
Wow, didn't know there was such a direct correlation between dancing ability and self hatred. Given my crappy dancing, I must detest myself and didn't even know. And it's just plain funny to hear someone praising Pam Anderson for being comfortable "in her own skin".
06:29 AM on 04/01/2010
I think Pam is comfortable showing SKIN. The tommy/pam porn video is proof of that. She is comfortable in front of the camera playing a game.
Something Kate has no experience in either.
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12:42 AM on 04/01/2010
Yikes! I DO NOT hate Kate Gosselin. I am simply tired of executives and producers deciding to push ordinary (mean)-people like Kate down our throats. This woman is NOT a star. She had 8 kids and now ACTS like a star when she has no talent and is NOT an entertaining person. She needs to complete her 15 minutes of fame and go home to the million dollar home that her kids purchased ( due to being exploited by their parents).
06:33 AM on 04/01/2010
She is a celebrity like Paris Hilton-known for one thing but not necessarily a talent. That is why they are reported on by rag mags.

Kate had a cute show with her daily struggles with life w/two sets of multiples-not a talent a reality.

Dancing is a talent as is acting. Kate has had experience in neither due to a religion that forbid dancing-I can see her learning curve to be harder and higher.
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12:38 AM on 04/01/2010
someone said "she seems to have a problem walking and smiling at the same time".
12:24 AM on 04/01/2010
This is one confused post. Calling for sympathy for Kate because she's a clumsy, controlling diva, and struggling to have what she clearly doesn't -- talent, plus that inner radiance of star quality, honed through years of dance, acting, poise lessons, etc. - while continuing to refer to Jon as Stubby, a reference to his small you-know-what, is mean-spirited. Many women who watched J&K+8 were appalled by how she treated him: sneering condescension, criticism of his every move, usually in public, LOUDLY. If he's a jerk; get counseling, don't flay him alive. How can she talk to Tony that way? Unlke Kate, he's a trained pro. Shut up and learn. Show a little class.

I work hard at what I do. The successful people I admire have worked really hard at what they do. Kate seems to feel -- after a few years on TV, grabbing for all the swag she demanded -- that she deserves the spotlight.

I wish she'd just go away, and continue to pretend to nurture her kids.
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12:44 AM on 04/01/2010
Great comments.
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03:17 AM on 04/01/2010
Right on! I'm not going to bother posting, because I can't say it any better than you have.
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PhilipB
08:42 PM on 03/31/2010
I am a bit afraid to even post here, as there are pro and anti Kate people.
We never saw J&K+8 (although we heard of it), but we do enjoy DWTS because we love dance.
I thought that the idea of how you feel on the inside can help with dancing was spot on.
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12:23 AM on 04/01/2010
Hi Philip! Most of us dont bite ;)
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PhilipB
11:43 AM on 04/01/2010
Mamacita OfLove!
What a charming name, and a charming comment!
:)
Fanned!
06:38 AM on 04/01/2010
The point is someone improving in dance and the popularity is what can make or break them too.
That is why the public gets a "vote".

It is why BUZZ was not in the bottom three.
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PhilipB
11:46 AM on 04/01/2010
Yes.
08:02 PM on 03/31/2010
We who watched the show from the start have seen what a good mother she is. Everyone has some faults and she is entitled to hers...nobody is perfect.
Not everyone can loosen up and dance, this may not be the time for that for her, but she is trying and there is a paycheck that will help the household survive , that is the important issue. Bless her.
08:02 AM on 04/01/2010
If you look at the early shows, Kate was a typical mom of lots of little ones. She spent little time on her appearance and lots of time dealing with babies and toddlers.
In the second season they redid her hair and makeup. The babies were not so much to deal with as they had helpers-nannies who allowed them both more freedoms.
I for one am glad she got rid of the flip flops. Truly not a shoe but a slipper that people are seem to think is appropriate office wear.
At least she is trying to bring money to her household, Jon appears to not care about "working".
04:47 PM on 04/13/2010
IF she didn't spend so much money on herself then maybe she could support those children a little.