I need new underpants -- and yes, I prefer to call them underpants, not panties.
Sure, I could trudge off to the mall and get a replacement package of three, comfort waist, no-roll, full cut briefs, made in El Salvador or Honduras, but... I can't. Not after President Obama's visit...
Posted February 22, 2012 | 02/22/12 02:49 PM ET