The election is over, and there's a black hole that needs filling. Facebook pages all over this great land need updating. And not just any updates -- I'm talking about updates that make people sit up and take notice! Updates that take a stand! Updates that make your friends ask, "What?!" We need to get posting again, America. Don't have any ideas? Borrow some of these. Don't agree with them? Who cares! I don't either!
Redesign your product, juice box companies. Stop the splash!
"Like" if you agree that there is not enough adult supervision in cartoons! Just because they're animated characters doesn't mean they don't need loving homes.
Let our kids shine brighter on college applications! It's time schools added a letter grade higher than 'A.'
People aren't really using the term MILF anymore and that's a shame! Bring MILF back!
First it was pillows. Now blankets, sweatshirts and slippers are being turned into "pets." Let's tell big business to stop anthropomorphizing our kids' crap!
Do you want even more details about celebrity pregnancies? "Like" if you want gossip magazines to run ultrasound pictures!
The 'N' is getting lost when kids sing their alphabets. "L-M-N-O-P." Move the 'N' to the beginning of the alphabet.
No More Tears? Bull! My toddler is afraid of taking baths... period! The water alone makes him cry. Stop Johnson & Johnson from using deceptive advertising.
You can pull them up but you can't pull them down! Please, Huggies, make it easier to remove a Pull-up full of sh%t!
Our children need to eat healthier food. Introduce some vegetable flavors, Ben & Jerry's!
- The clock in Goodnight Moon begins at 7:00 and ends at 8:10 p.m. This bedtime routine is too long! Please revise new editions, HarperCollins!