Menachem Kaiser is a blogger, pontificating on all things book-ish, and is a New York-based freelance writer. Disheartened after his first writing gig (for a Canadian wedding magazine) imploded, Menachem traipsed around the globe, traveling, teaching, dancing, performing, chicken-raising, tour-guiding, and occasionally penning incomprehensible articles for sketchy foreign journals. He's also a proud alum of the Toronto School of Circus Arts, and falls madly in love with anyone who can properly pronounce his name. (Try it.) He hopes to (finally) wrap up his Columbia University education soon.

You can visit his blog here.

Blog Entries by Menachem Kaiser

How DFW Got Me a C+

Posted September 12, 2009 | 10:23 PM (EST)


September 12 is the first anniversay of the death of my literary hero, David Foster Wallace. RIP.

I'm good at school. This isn't to be confused with smarts; it's a skill, knowing how to beat the system, realizing where to best deploy your time and effort, how to read...

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Kink and the City

Posted August 10, 2009 | 02:11 PM (EST)


Happy Ending is a small, cozy club/lounge on Broome street, just north of Chinatown. The awning gives little hint to its interior — it enigmatically reads "XIE Health" on a pink background. It used to function as a massage parlor (or so the story goes; I don't care enough...

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Why I (Sometimes) Don't Wear A Kipah*

11 Comments | Posted July 29, 2009 | 11:32 AM (EST)


*Also commonly known as yarmulke (or variations thereof) and kapul. More secular versions include skullcap and jewcap. Often confused by the uninitiated with the religiously insignificant beanie.

When I made my twice-deferred move to New York, to finally matriculate at Columbia University, I did so with a confident, if nuanced,...

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Long Live Canada!

Posted July 5, 2009 | 01:31 PM (EST)


Quick – what's red, white, drunk, and impeccably polite?

Canada Day revelry, obviously. You may very well not know (or care) that, a mere three days before America's birthday, Canada has a celebration of its own – on July 1, 1867, the British North America Act unified the provinces...

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