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The Rudest Engagement Ring Comments Ever

Posted: 05/29/2012 10:30 pm

This article originally appeared on MeritalBliss.com.

I've received backhanded compliments and straight-up aggressive remarks about my engagement ring. And it made me wonder if others have, too, so I asked on Facebook and Twitter. I truly was hoping I wouldn't get any responses because no one wants such a symbolic, important purchase criticized. Alas, I was barraged with replies. Here they are:

About a ring with a halo setting:
"It looks like a fat diamond popping out little baby diamonds."

About a ring with a moissanite stone (instead of a more expensive diamond):
"The cost of it equals his lack of love for you."

About a ring that needed to be sized:
"While you're at it, you should resize the diamond too."

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Upon seeing her friend's ring for the first time:
"You could always trade up."

After everyone told her that her great-niece's ring was amazing:
"Oh, I've seen better. It's nothing special."

About my pal's BEAUTIFUL ring:
"Is that the one you wanted?"

After seeing the ring in photos:
‎"It seemed like yours was bigger than mine in pictures. It's definitely cute, though."

See more: Woah! Who returns a response card with THIS message?

About a friend's double-band estate ring:
"How are you supposed to wear a wedding band on the same hand as that?"

About a ring for a gal who doesn't like a lot of bling:
"Is that the engagement ring or just the wedding band?"

About a friend's breathtaking ring:
"It makes you look like a trophy wife."

About my ring:
"It'd be nicer if you cleaned it more often." (Fair enough, but why say that to me?!)

After showing her grandmother her new ring:
"I need a magnifying glass to see that diamond."

And here's one about my buddy's gorgeous ring, which may possibly be my favorite of all the ones I've ever seen:
"That's exactly what I used to want my ring to look like. But now I want something more sophisticated."

Can you believe that last one? Which remark do you think is the rudest? And what's the worst thing you've ever heard about your gorgeous engagement ring?

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This article originally appeared on MeritalBliss.com. I've received backhanded compliments and straight-up aggressive remarks about my engagement ring. And it made me wonder if others have, too, so I...
This article originally appeared on MeritalBliss.com. I've received backhanded compliments and straight-up aggressive remarks about my engagement ring. And it made me wonder if others have, too, so I...
 
 
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04:51 AM on 07/25/2012
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01:45 AM on 07/07/2012
None of these comments are accidentally rude. They're intentional. But let's get real - for most people, engagement rings are about materialism and status, not symbolism, and these comments reflect that.
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HellenBaker
10:10 PM on 06/21/2012
How about an article on obnoxious remarks made by newly Engaged Women to their single friends. I'm happily living in sin with no intention of ever marrying. I've lost count of the obnoxious remarks I've had when congratulating Women on their Engagement from the mildly patronising "It might still happen for you" (The word might is always emphasised in highly sceptical tone of voice) To the downright insulting "Well you've been giving the milk away free for so long that he has no reason to buy the cow, has he?" I've never been anything but complimentary about Engagement rings mainly on the basis that I don't have to wear them so whether I like them or not is irrelevant.
I'll agree that some of the remarks you quote are mean (Although The trophy Wife one, in the right context, could be funny!) Some are probably from insanely jealous Women and are best ignored. However I'll bet at least some of these remarks are in response to the attitude of the bride to be. It's amazing how some Females think that the purchase of a ring marks their relationship as somehow better than one without a ring. My other half and I have been together over fifteen years through good times and bad to some of the recently Engaged Women our proven level of love and commitment to each other means nothing because they've got a ring!
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03:42 PM on 07/03/2012
My reply to the "why buy the cow when the milk is free..." remark: "Why buy the stallion when you can ride for free?"
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HellenBaker
04:17 PM on 07/03/2012
I'll remember that on lmao!!
01:53 AM on 07/07/2012
Fanned and faved!
My husband and I were together for 10 years before we got married, and had been together for 6 years when my sister (who'd known her husband for less than two years) got married. Shortly after her wedding she had the nerve to tell us (in the middle of a family trip) that we couldn't understand the depth of her relationship because we weren't married. Totally clueless.
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HellenBaker
10:13 AM on 07/07/2012
Been there, had that, got an awful lot of T shirts!!!
A close friend's younger sister dramatically left her Husband of 3 months (Married after knowing each other for about a year) Her reasons for ending the marriage included he hasn't brought me a present for a month, he leaves things lying around and my personal favourite his feet smell!!! When her older sister and I tried to tell her this was the reality of living with the person you love. That you have to learn to compromise,communicate and be more patient. Six months later and I still can't work out if her response was insulting or hilarious. She looked at me and said "It's not the same as your relationship we are married you 'just' live together" When her sister tried to point out that the whole point of a successful marriage is the ability to live together she turned to her sister and said "You don't understand relationships your'e Gay" This despite the fact that her sister and her partner have been together for 17 years and have 3 kids!!! I'm sure you won't be surprised to hear that there has been no reconciliation.After much weeping about her failed marriage her grandmother (married 50 years and counting!) remarked "Sweetheart when people keep things in their fridge for longer than you keep a husband it is not a marriage it's a holiday romance" there was a lot of staring at walls,feet and ceilings to prevent everyone laughing!!!
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pilchsum
Life is a dream from which we all must wake.
04:49 PM on 06/11/2012
The more carats there are the more often the guy will cheat on you.
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Libby123
Wind turbines? Oh, I'm a big fan!
12:41 AM on 07/04/2012
Awww. That's sweet. I bet you wrote your own vows.
11:59 AM on 06/08/2012
I'm amazed that engagements rings are still the norm. It used to be a symbol of a man's ability to "provide" for his soon-to-be wife... but now that women are financially independent, what's the point? Why are we still measuring love by such superficial standards?

I keep telling my boyfriend that I don't want a ring at all, of any type, and especially not a diamond ring. I'm not a huge fan of jewelry in the first place and I can think of thousands of more important (and more fun!) things that money can be spent on. If he insists on getting me something, I'd want an engagement puppy... much more enjoyment to be had out of a dog than a ring, and it would be something that we could both enjoy. Men are too often left out of the engagement gift-giving! Why can't it be more mutual?
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03:40 PM on 07/03/2012
I'd rather have a puppy, too!
04:07 PM on 06/05/2012
well, as soon as I got engaged my friend came over with wedding planners and wedding magazines to show me what she's picked out for her wedding...and she wasn't even engaged! (she got engaged two years later) Not that I thought everything should be about me, i just assumed those books/planners were for me since this was the first time i had seen her since i got engaged. oh well! It's not about the wedding hoopla, it's about the Marriage.
07:09 PM on 06/04/2012
It never ceases to amaze me how snarky women can be to one another over such superficial things. I don't care what your ring looks like, I'm going to tell you it's beautiful because it represents a very exciting time in a woman's life.
10:12 AM on 06/04/2012
My friend asked me if mine was old. I don't know. I guess it could be. He bought the setting at our local jeweler and people often sell their stuff to her. Still, I feel like she didn't like it.
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12:45 AM on 06/03/2012
Haters gonna hate.

My "favourite" comment I have heard a lot of women say "Oh it must be a Ken Hardly diamond" as in, you can hardly see it.

yep...haters gonna hate.
09:00 PM on 06/02/2012
lol
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SD550
...have some faith, it will happen.
12:22 PM on 06/02/2012
With friends like these...that is why guys hang out in the garage. My wife and I had an agreement, I would buy a much bigger and fancier engagement ring / wedding band for her, but she had to spend the same amount on a Porsche for me.
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12:51 AM on 06/03/2012
That sounds totally fair to me. It is my humble opinion that diamonds are the exception to the rule that size does not count.
12:02 PM on 06/02/2012
Not only the engagement rings, what about these $50,000 weddings! Sit down dinners for 200 people with an open bar, "cocktail hour" and a $10000 cake....crazy!. When did weddings become a Hullabalooza? When did they stop being a solumn but happy occasion where you served h'ordeurves and wine and no one fell in the pool? These days they are so undiginified....not to mention the brides dressed like floozies. It just points out these young people want a WEDDDING not a marriage.
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01:05 AM on 06/03/2012
Ever seen the show "Say Yes to the Dress" where women spend THOUSANDS of dollars on a dress they will wear once? Do you know how many starving children that will feed (1 in 4 kids goes to bed hungry every night).

Now with wedding cakes, I interned after I graduated pastry school with one of the top cake decorators in the world. As in, when Elton John needed a birthday cake for his 60th birthday, he called this guy. The work and detail, the amount of time spent on actually decorating a confection that is literally a piece of art, is underestimated by a lot of people. HUNDREDS of hours get spent on making some of these cakes. With that being said, they usually taste terrible, as they have been sitting out for days being worked on, and are covered in fondant, which is inedible and horrid. Hardly anyone eats them either...they go to the chocolate fountain that has become so popular.

The wedding is the start of a MARRIAGE...a new life together and a commitment, and hopes for a happy and healthy future. Most people forget that part. It should not be the start of massive debt, especially since financial issues are one of the biggest causes of tension in a marriage.
01:02 AM on 06/02/2012
WOW! I've had a ring described to me as "a chip" before. I hope she didn't say it to the wearer.
09:13 PM on 06/01/2012
Some of those comments must certainly have been said in jest. "Makes you look like a trophy wife" could be really funny, but if it was a cutting remark then it certainly is the harshest in my opinion.
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albertgraphics
05:49 PM on 06/01/2012
After I gave it to her:
"you know what you have to do now..."
10:50 AM on 06/02/2012
Um what? Makes no sense.
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albertgraphics
11:26 AM on 06/04/2012
It would if you knew how vulgar I am...