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Worried About Health Care? Milton Friedman Hot Chocolate!

Posted: 12/10/09 01:35 PM ET

Perhaps you have also been fretting over the health care reform bill in its many and mysterious mutations. I started out excited, especially about the public option and the idea of presenting a counter-punch to those miserable insurance company behemoths, their continually rising rates and their hideous unknowable opt-outs for pre-existing conditions etc. Then the public option started to blink on and off like a bunch of quantum dots and the rest of the bill became more or less incomprehensible. So I decided to stop following the ongoing debate too closely. It was becoming too upsetting.

Today in the New York Times I decided to take the bull by the horns and do some catching up on where it all stood. I would read the article entitled "Democrats See Room for Hope on Health Bill" with its sub-headline "Obama Hails Deal -- Details are Scanty." I made it through the first sentence which is " Senate Democrats said on Wednesday that they were not sure exactly what was in a deal that the majority leader said would surmount a disagreement over a proposed government health plan. But they voiced guarded optimism that it would ultimately help them pass major health care legislation." Then it dawned on me "Well, if THEY don't know what is in it, why in the world am I getting myself upset because I don't know?"

Its bad enough that for the last decade I have been co-dependent with the presidents. During the 8 miserable years of the Bush administration, I was so filled with disgust and rage toward the president and vice president for their millions of arrogant amoral affronts to everything I held dear that I couldn't even look at either of them when they appeared somewhere, let alone bring myself to listen to their public statements. It was just too upsetting. Now I have started to do the same thing with Barack Obama, but for the opposite reason. I like his intelligence and demeanor and analytical abilities so much and am so afraid that the quicksand left behind by the Bush administration has put him in untenable situations to which there is no reasonable solution that once again I can't watch. It is also just too upsetting.

And then last night when I was walking around the market in search of some comfort food that wasn't too bad for me, I realized that all my worries about health care reform are for naught. Because as usual the wonderful 21st century world of American commerce and industry has stepped in to the void and is handling my health concerns for me. Just like Milton Friedman predicted. The marketplace is taking care of everything. Even in the pre-packaged hot chocolate section there is more attention than ever to salubrity. (look it up.)

Behold. The Women's Wellness version of Nestle's Hot Chocolate.

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Why, its as if the marketing department at Nestle's designed it just for me! I'm a woman! I'm health conscious! And look... its not just a steamy foamy cup of hot chocolaty deliciousness. No! It says right there on the front of the box that its also an excellent source of calcium, antioxidant vitamins A,C and E, B6 , B12 and Iron!!! Pinch me, I must be dreaming!! This is the very treat I have been looking for all my life. Now let's see whats in it because it can't taste very good and be that good for me, can it?

First ingredient: sugar. Second ingredient: Corn syrup solids and partially hydrogenated coconut or palm kernel and hydrogenated soybean...
Wow. Those are the same first three ingredients in candy!

So hats off to Nestles. Somehow they managed to get sugar, corn syrup and hydrogenated oil reclassified as a woman's health food! I've been waiting for this moment my whole friggin' life!
I can't wait til they add B12 and calcium to Marlboro Reds and Jack Daniels!

 
 
 

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JScott
John Galt's last name is McGuffin-Smithee
10:48 AM on 12/14/2009
I don't like premixed/sweetened etc. The best hot chocolate you can make yourself from scratch, and it's easy if you have a microwave-hershey's cocoa (the one in the brown container) sugar and milk-that's it.
10:12 AM on 12/14/2009
There definitely needs to be more regulation on food labels and their claims. This is an outstanding example. War is Peace - Transfats, sugar and corn syrup are healthy. Orwell would be proud.
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DrP
07:15 PM on 12/13/2009
My children tease me about how stupid I once was. Their father, my ex-husband, a General Internist bought the low-fat mantra lock, stock, and barrel. Because we both had grandfathers who died of complications of high insulin/blood sugar, we had a phobia of "giving ourselves Diabetes" (my ex's words). We religiously ate low-fat everything. By the time I was forty, my blood sugar swings were monumental, gnawing hunger, gastro-intestinal distress,"brain fog," hyper-anxiety, difficulty controlling my weight. But I was eating nothing but low-fat yogurt, low-fat muffins, low-fat granola, fat-free crackers, etc, and what my kids tease me about- Low-Fat Pop Tarts! ("Mom, you seriously couldn't have believed they were healthy!") I have a Doctorate and I'm pretty intelligent, but that was stupid! When my health got really bad, I started to read and research and in 2000 realized my folly. I now eat no processed food, grains, sugar, or starch - and pretty much nothing with a label - shopping the perimeter of the supermarket for full-fat dairy, meats, and green veggies. I'm in great health, I am happy to say.
On the other point - The Bush/Cheney era was a nightmare. I often wonder what the world would be like today had Al Gore not conceded the 2002 election. I'm afraid it will be harder to undo that damage than the damage done to my body by my years of low-fat Pop Tarts!
08:48 AM on 12/12/2009
I go with the mantra- if it has more than 5 ingredients then it is probably bad for you. After that it is all whether I feel that the enjoyment outweighs the risks.
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notb observer
Technically it's a micro auto-bio...
03:26 AM on 12/12/2009
Only in America can we have a candy bar in powdered form labeled as "Wellness" food and a person who can hardly speak english labeled "President". At least the hot chocolate is only bad for the people who drink it, while Bush was bad for people, whether they voted for him or not.
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JohnFromCensornati
The End is near
10:31 PM on 12/11/2009
Gotta love the antioxidant 7-up!
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learninglife
Be the change you want to see in the world
04:42 PM on 12/11/2009
Thank you Merrill, for the thought-provoking laughs.

Good to know I wasn't the only one who literally could not watch Bush, Cheney, or the rest of that ilk much less listen to them. For all those years, America had turned into a Twilight Zone episode, and the show's not quite over yet.

Looking at that Nestle's package, I see the endlessly irritating MADE WITH REAL...!! that appears on so many packages in the stores. Like we're supposed to be grateful that say, macaroni and cheese is MADE WITH REAL CHEESE!

And it's loaded with calcium, too!
08:45 AM on 12/12/2009
Mac and cheese is heart healthy because of the calcium. Wow, I feel healthier already.
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solomon sez
03:57 PM on 12/11/2009
Ah the same folks who brought us my favorite vegetable "ketchup". That Milton Friedman, what a guy. What a Country.
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04:34 PM on 12/11/2009
I recall reading, years ago, that the oxalates in chocolate prevent the body from absorbing calcium. Adding calcium to "cocoa mix" does nothing but increase the price.

What a farce!
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theBooHooBand
treat others as you want to be treated
03:52 PM on 12/11/2009
I felt the same way about Bush/Cheney.

Soon we will see "Women's Wellness" candy bars touting health claims, too.

You mean Jack Daniels doesn't have B12?

I think you will enjoy Ralph Nader's latest: "Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us"
03:49 PM on 12/11/2009
Consumers beware! Something being labeled "healthy" or "diet" or "natural" or "organic" does not make it good for you or that your food was raised humanely! "Health food" companies are very often just subsidiaries of huge agrobusinesses, who are simply fooling you with advertising.

The best way to go health wise is really to prepare as much of your own food as possible. Unfortunately this can be difficult when you work full time, as both my husband and I do. I know when I get home from a long day, the last thing I want to do is wash, peel, slice, steam, and season a bunch of veggies. I make myself do it, but I understand the draw of quick to prepare processed foods.
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Raul Garcia
Documentary Filmmaker
03:33 PM on 12/11/2009
There was a FDA application made by a consortium of food processor to allow 'chocolate flavored' foods to be labeled as pure chocolate a couple of years ago.

It was more than likely approved.
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07:38 AM on 12/12/2009
Actually the labeling of fake chocolate wasn't allowed. A lot of people vorciferously opposed it. The trick was, the companies wanted to rip out the coacoa fat and sell it off while substituting trash fats. Your body is very dependent on the quality of fats you ingest.

Best to avoid the partially hydrogenated polyunsaturated fats and the hydrogenated fats. Keep the saturated fats low, increase good quality polyunsaturated fats. Use monosaturated fats sometimes (for salads and foods where the taste is important. Chicken and pork fats aren't terribly bad for you. Beef, lamb, and milk fats should be much more limited.

The use of partially hydrogenated polyunsaturated fats is vicious profiteering by corporations. These fats, also called transfats, are twenty-seven(27) times as bad for you as a saturated fat. Better to heap on the cream and butter than eat a small amount of transfat.
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HelloFunnyWorld
In Times Of Sorry Leadership.... Cry or Manage Up?
02:45 PM on 12/11/2009
On the money with this one.
We too saw it at the supermarket.
Unbelievable.
They must think women are seriously stupid.
LoL

Have say: Trying to find good quality food, without all the additives, preservatives, and other muck when it's not GE or GM foods, is becoming as difficult and time consuming as finding the Holy Grail.

One of us got a Soy milk product the other day and another friend got some new fangled Almond milk and both were filled with crazy chemical additives.
02:25 PM on 12/11/2009
that's america for you...all lies and bullshit!
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GlenParked
01:33 PM on 12/11/2009
Great article and a very enjoyable read. Owellian approaches in adverstising and marketing are certainly nothing new, but they do seem to have taken on far more audacious campaigns on a multitude of products that are potentially hazardous in one way or another. I often wonder what corporate America thinks will happen once they've managed to kill or disable the entire population with their let's-make-a-buck-no-matter-the-consequences approach to business...where will their profits come from then?
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DrD
Ph.D. Psychology, Educator, Writer, Inspirer
12:29 PM on 12/11/2009
Great commentary. I follow Michael Pollan's recommendations to eat real food and not to eat any food that makes health claims. Isolating nutrients does not guarantee health. The research shows very mixed results. It's sad that food manufacturers have put profits before people. It's also sad to think that our food is making us sick.
03:49 PM on 12/11/2009
I'm reading his book "The Omnivore's Dilema" right now. Good stuff!
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DrD
Ph.D. Psychology, Educator, Writer, Inspirer
06:36 PM on 12/11/2009
Omnivore's Dilemna is fabulous. Pollan is my Guru, but he doesn't know it.
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rcf
09:13 PM on 12/12/2009
Read his "In Defense of Food" next! It speaks to much of what is being said here.