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6 Things That Will Ruin Your Wedding

(84) Comments | Posted October 8, 2012 | 11:26 AM

You haven't met me, but if you did, you'd want to invite me to your wedding. Even if you've already had a wedding, or even if you're freshly divorced, I believe that upon spending just one hour with me, you'd be overtaken by the urge to call a clergyman, steal...

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How to Have Sex on Your Wedding Night, and Other Really Really Important Advice

(30) Comments | Posted October 3, 2011 | 1:10 AM

With all the planning I'm doing for the wedding, I haven't given any thought to the "consummation" part. Any tips for a steamy wedding night? -- Adriana, Riverside, California.

Let me set my lapsang souchong down so I don't burn my fingers when I bang my fist on the table...

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